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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2020 14:38:41 GMT
Hope Hickory Shad
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2020 14:39:03 GMT
Winston Perchill
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2020 14:50:55 GMT
The Shenguin* gibberfish
* insert name of choice here
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 2, 2020 14:53:35 GMT
Sheepshead Porgy
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Post by Faceless on Oct 2, 2020 15:00:48 GMT
Most of the time I don't know why I bother paying my subs to the Guardian. But then some days, when I wake up and wonder "who exactly is the blackest white band of our time?" I know the G will have it covered.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 2, 2020 15:05:37 GMT
I’d pay £10 a month to not go to events with Owen Jones. Owen Jones looks like a combination of Geoffrey Hayes and Tim Farron.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 2, 2020 15:06:57 GMT
It's uncanny.
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 2, 2020 15:19:57 GMT
THREE HUNDRED POSTS!!!
Thanks for helping me achieve this epic milestone everyone.
John Major Assmask
Theresa May Jorassmask
Sensible SoKier Starmer
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2020 15:42:11 GMT
#WTFITS?
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2020 16:07:17 GMT
Dace Invaders
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2020 16:08:07 GMT
Wipetrout Fusion
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 2, 2020 16:08:42 GMT
Star Waughs! Top banana
Morning toilet slammers. The new pumpkin features in ACNH is peaking my interest, perhaps for the next week or so at least.
Feeling a bit worse for where, hopefully not the bat pox. I was on the train for about 3 hours on Tuesday...
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2020 16:40:57 GMT
Beef paste sandwich for lunch, homemade pizza for dinner.
Currently drinking Roku gin.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2020 17:11:55 GMT
Poor danky, this place won't be the same without him when he's DEAD.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2020 17:13:42 GMT
Unless it's fake news and he's just struggling in the office hustings against Wide Andy. His team have told him to sit this one out. Hmmm....
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2020 17:26:17 GMT
This evening, I've lost a few days off my lifespan courtesy of my son cartwheeling down the stairs, head over heals numerous times.
Rum tonight, I think.
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2020 17:27:48 GMT
This evening, I've lost a few days off my lifespan courtesy of my son cartwheeling down the stairs, head over heals numerous times. Rum tonight, I think. I assume he is okay and was it deliberate? What rum? |
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2020 17:45:52 GMT
This evening, I've lost a few days off my lifespan courtesy of my son cartwheeling down the stairs, head over heals numerous times. Rum tonight, I think. I assume he is okay and was it deliberate? What rum? Its a couple of hours since, and he seems fine, thankfully. It was completely accidental - tripped on his own slippers, and he wasn't holding onto the bannister like we always tell him. Happened right in front of me, so I had that thing where your brain is rushing through plans of action, but you're physically unable to get there in time. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2020 17:53:21 GMT
I assume he is okay and was it deliberate? What rum? Its a couple of hours since, and he seems fine, thankfully. It was completely accidental - tripped on his own slippers, and he wasn't holding onto the bannister like we always tell him. Happened right in front of me, so I had that thing where your brain is rushing through plans of action, but you're physically unable to get there in time. . "Children are more resilient," says Dr Alistair Sutcliffe, senior lecturer in paediatrics at University College London. "It's simple physics. They have chubbier bodies and a higher proportion of body water so they are more robust to injury. They have more padding around their bodies and they generally recover quickly." "Children are soft and they do bounce. They can escape injury if they fall from a first-floor window but an adult won't. This advantage probably lasts until puberty when the skeleton becomes more like an adult's" |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2020 17:58:25 GMT
And are much lighter so don't hit as hard when they do land on something.
Plus their bones are more flexible so can survive things that would cause fractures in adults
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2020 18:00:00 GMT
On the other hand pushing your child down the stairs is still not recommended by many childcare experts.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2020 18:00:33 GMT
Amipal has had enough of experts.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 2, 2020 18:14:17 GMT
Thanks for reminding me Sheeples, I still haven't watched the latest instalment of the CyberHaggis.
Ta.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 2, 2020 18:49:18 GMT
Something we learned early on as part of our journey to be martial artists and instructors is that children will have what is known as 'green stick' bones up until the age of 21 years old, when their bones start to harden into adulthood.
If you think of how a young trees branches are - softer more pliable - you understand what the term means, as the tree gets older the branches become more robust.
edit:
this why traditional Jujitsu isn't taught until the age of 17 and a junior in Kodokan Judo isn't considered for senior Judo until at least 16 at the earliest.
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2020 18:57:11 GMT
Thanks for the words of wisdom, chaps. He was just a little shocked, but I was the one who was shaking and needed a sit-down... plus a glug on the bottle of rum...
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