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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2024 15:44:34 GMT
Can AI work the fucking friers? Can fucking AI walk to the fucking shop and buy four bottles of cunting prosecco for cunts to drink? Can AI roll its fucking eyes at customers and be a fucking grumpy shit with them?
Can A-fucking-I spend half the fucking day in bed half-working fucking interspersed with fucking crosswords, playing fucking 2048 fucking badly and having a wank?
WELL? CAN IT? FUCKING CAN IT?
Genuine question. I'm asking for a friend.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 21, 2024 10:40:45 GMT
Come the revolution, comrade, come the revolution . . . |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 14, 2024 8:13:38 GMT
Dr put me on medication that can make you feel nauseous. Yesterday I vomited my stomach contents up through my nose. Have taken this morning's meds with much trepidation. If it's bad today, you should ring your GP and tell them. The medicine leaflet might also give you a way of reporting side effects, which won't help you, but might help others by adding to the general store of knowledge about the medicine. It might well be there's an alternative medicine you could be prescribed, which might not make you shoot vomit out of your nose. Or maybe your GP wanted you to shoot vomit out of your nose, who can really say for sure? I'd apologise for being a patronising cunt, but I'm not sorry. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 17, 2024 15:04:09 GMT
I am in a foreign county. Two large glasses of wine with a late lunch. I popped into work before leaving, and gave a little pep talk. "I know I can't trust you not to fuck up, but try not to fuck up anything too important." Wales? I wrote county, not country, you dumb cuntr. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 19, 2024 10:48:34 GMT
Fourth? Well feel fourth rate, tired after nights and little one up every hour so even less sleep than should have had. Is this why kane has so much coffee? It will get easier soon. But it will be false dawn, they regress again quite quickly. However, 2 years from now you might be fine. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's fine now. Under 12 is a bed of roses, and financially very cheap, compared to teenager years. Teenagers are absolute cunts, and very expensive. Total carboard cutout John Terry cunts. Cunts cunts cunts. They basically ruin everything, and are cunts about it. Stupid, arrogant, naive, foolish, idiotic, miserable, rude, stinking, messy, argumentative, egotistical, self-obsessed, selfish, twatting perma-angry cunts. The worst is ahead of you, not behind you. Edit: although, to be fair, they're generally better behaved nowadays than I was, so you might be alright. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 2, 2024 21:59:02 GMT
I worked for 8 hours today, bollocked some people, and then got fucking ratarsed in someone else's garden.
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on May 15, 2024 22:16:51 GMT
I've run out of booze, I am only 44% inebriated. #LifeSucks Meet me at Tebay, and I'll fight you in the car park. Winner gets the loser's credit card to buy 12 bottles of petrol station wine. You cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 27, 2024 9:20:48 GMT
Last time I visited West Ham, the locals were lovely, and I even recieved an impromptu compliment. "You're a brave cunt, walking round here."
OTTM: box is slow today. I think I prefer it, really gave me time to take a pause and wonder if looking at the box is what I should be doing with my life.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 25, 2024 23:01:43 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 4, 2024 19:39:23 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 29, 2024 18:49:25 GMT
Note to OAP's - you had all week to go to the shop when everyone else is working, grrrrr (shakes fist). Bit rude to Felice's preferred mammal, you fucking dumb cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 7, 2024 22:31:19 GMT
Thanks Felice. I just decided to sack everyone under the age of 41 for being snowflake cunts. I should probably have gone for under the age of 26, but you can't be too careful. On the basis of "Accept poor management", I'm going to replace them all with 58-76 year-olds. Are you planning to appoint Rooney? "Accept", not "Provide". And I don't need Rooney, I can provide poor management without any help. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 7, 2024 22:20:36 GMT
Thanks Felice. I just decided to sack everyone under the age of 41 for being snowflake cunts. I should probably have gone for under the age of 26, but you can't be too careful.
On the basis of "Accept poor management", I'm going to replace them all with 58-76 year-olds.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 31, 2024 8:15:15 GMT
I have a 9 a.m. meeting in the office. I needed to get the 08.05 train so... I am unable to get a coffee as people are idiots & or cunts and order stupid fucking drinks. Oat milk, blended coffee, sugar free syrup drinking wankers. How fucking dare you get what you want at my expense. They need a separate queue and a stupidity star they pin to their coats. It's fucking pay day. I demand a coffee. And booze probably. Morning! Had a run around in The Division last night. No TV but lots of YouTube. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 20, 2024 1:42:57 GMT
As I said to the copper who pulled me over the other day, I haven't had a cunt all drinksternoon afterble. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 14, 2024 18:29:34 GMT
Just been to the supermarket, not sure if the smug cunt in front is going to die from your or liver failure first. I'll let you know what gets me. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 13, 2024 23:55:01 GMT
Where have you all gone? Come back here and let me call you all cunts again.
You cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 13, 2024 22:56:25 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 9, 2024 16:33:38 GMT
Cunts.
I'm at a pub in London.
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 6, 2024 1:00:11 GMT
Or the moustachioed brother from ‘Kickboxer’ / Freddie Mercury. In town on Sunday, a young chap was collecting glasses from a few outdoor tables of a craft wanker ale pub. He had a perm on top (or naturally curly hair), the sides were shaved two inches above his ears, a shoulder length straight mullet at the back, a Terry from Brookside tasche, silver pat butcher sized hooped earrings, plus he was dressed in denim dungarees (turned up at the bottom of the legs to just above ankle length) and a t-shirt. I couldn't help but stab the cunt. totes with you bae |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 1, 2024 20:46:13 GMT
Fucking stupid Guardian quiz. It's bollocks.
Like I'd make pancakes for those cunts on a Sunday morning instead of going to work.
Didn't go into work until gone 10am today. It was like a fucking holiday.
[sobs silently]
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 1, 2024 19:18:31 GMT
Cunts
Not you.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 30, 2023 22:27:10 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 26, 2023 9:04:05 GMT
Happy fuckin St Stephen's Day, you cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 22:48:35 GMT
Cunts
And cunt you all, you cunting cunts.
Fuckering cunts.
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