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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 4, 2020 13:23:16 GMT
A pint of Guinness and five bags of roasted peanuts please
edit:
bung a scotch egg in for good measure, cheers
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2020 13:29:55 GMT
A good pint of Guinness is both eating and drinking.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 19:34:13 GMT
A pint of Rum and a large packet of Doritos please.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2020 19:53:04 GMT
Half a pint of your cheapest lager, in a pint glass, please.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 19:55:45 GMT
Darts, anyone?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 21:05:59 GMT
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 21:19:22 GMT
Anyone been served yet?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2020 21:21:45 GMT
I'm waving a tenner at the bar and trying to make eye contact.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 21:26:04 GMT
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 21:26:08 GMT
Help yourselves folks. We're short staffed.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 21:36:24 GMT
It's OK Mr.D, I'll take over. Right then, what do you want? |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 21:44:37 GMT
Snowball.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 22:05:25 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 22:29:54 GMT
Not me in there. I shit with the door wide open.
Literally. Not just euphemistically.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 22:37:16 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 22:42:00 GMT
Christ, I could drink the fuck out of a cider brandy right now.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 22:44:07 GMT
What time does the crab man come round?
Could murder some cockles, white pepper and lashings of vinegar.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 22:44:28 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 22:55:49 GMT
Or a Lambig de Bretagne. That's what I really want.
I'll fight you for it.
Fuck, the thought of Lambig makes me want to fucking fight all of you, even if it doesn't win me a Lambig.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 22:58:05 GMT
What time does the crab man come round? To open a few cans? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 22:59:51 GMT
I mean, I'd make do with a Lidls vodka, but I'd rather pretend to be a connoisseur.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 23:05:43 GMT
I mean, I'd make do with a Lidls vodka, but I'd rather pretend to be a connoisseur. This is how to be a con-nossiér... |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 23:06:59 GMT
Ahhh, so it was Shenguin who tried to run over Cranky. Clever girl.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 23:11:11 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 23:15:47 GMT
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