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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 22:58:14 GMT
 Welcome to The Chatterbox Arms.
Please sanitise your hands on the way in, wear a face covering when away from your table and observe social distancing at all times....
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:08:53 GMT
 What can I get you...?? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2020 23:11:03 GMT
I'll have a double bricking please.
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:29:21 GMT
I'll have a double bricking please. Sorry, you'll need to order a 'substantial meal' with that. ...a Scotch egg perhaps? |
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:34:43 GMT
And try to ignore the old guy snoozing in the corner. He's harmless really.
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:45:32 GMT
Quiet in here tonight...
*spits in glass and polishes it*
Maybe a Christmas song on the jukebox...
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 3, 2020 23:47:08 GMT
Pint of Stella and some scampi fries please, bar keeper.
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:51:10 GMT
Do you want a Scotch egg and chips with that?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 3, 2020 23:56:02 GMT
YEAH!
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2020 23:59:01 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 0:00:37 GMT
I've not been in a pub since February!
*sob*
This is great.
"Destryspoons" online, where everyone knows your game.
"Lynne, get Philip Green on line one!"
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 0:01:06 GMT
I'm sorry, my shift ends at midnight.
You're on your own. There's an honesty box on the bar...
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 0:04:02 GMT
Broken Britain.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 0:13:00 GMT
I leave you with this...
Enjoy your evening
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 4, 2020 0:17:22 GMT
Evening all. Time for a lockdown lock-in.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 0:36:42 GMT
Will you bastards shut up, I'm dreaming ... wake me at your peril
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 0:48:03 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2020 6:51:17 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 8:53:05 GMT
I'll have 5 breakfast wines and a scotch egg. I'll put the money in the honesty box.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 9:40:46 GMT
Landlord! Shenguins blocked the toilet again!
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2020 10:33:06 GMT
And I propped the loo doors open while I did it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 11:15:50 GMT
I've just noticed this place, looks nice. Oh Jeez, what a stink.
*leaves*
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 12:16:54 GMT
Pint of Guinness and some pork scratchings please.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 12:48:01 GMT
Pint of Guinness and some pork scratchings please. Sorry, not without a substantial meal. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 12:50:45 GMT
Pint of Guinness and some pork scratchings please. Sorry, not without a substantial meal. A pork pie and two pickled eggs please. |
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