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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2021 21:40:50 GMT
Earlier, Crawley Town 3 : Leeds Utd 0 Now, Die Hard 2 : ITV 4 Both entertaining in their own right. No hedges for Bielsa to hide behind? And the weirdest substitutions made me wonder whether his brain hhad frozen; not so the opposing coach |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 10, 2021 21:44:59 GMT
And I have never understood this line: OK, let me break it down for you. Bruce Willis' character is enquiring as to whether the lead placed in Carmine's buttocks (also known as bottom or rump) will trigger the metal detector before the faeces in his cranium does. Whilst admittedly the question shows a poor understanding of how metal detectors work and/or the content of faeces the line itself is actually quite simple to understand. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2021 21:49:13 GMT
I think you misunderstand Babyfark. I am aware what the actual words mean. It is the logic that makes no fucking sense.
But thanks for your contribution.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2021 22:08:28 GMT
I think you misunderstand Babyfark. I am aware what the actual words mean. It is the logic that makes no fucking sense. But thanks for your contribution. *Stares at the sole of his shoe...* |
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2021 22:09:58 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 10, 2021 22:14:35 GMT
Why has Carmine's donkey got lead in it?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 10, 2021 22:25:29 GMT
You've all probably seen this, but just in case you have not this is spectacular! That was brilliant, I hope he can get some kind of funding for the next one. (Patreon maybe). It still amazes me that there is so much untold story not being picked up on by either Lucas Films or Disney+ Vader's story is and always will be one of the quintessential movie-life back histories that people want to see on the screen. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 10, 2021 22:29:18 GMT
They had three fucking films of Vader back story
The Phantom Menace
Attack Of The Clones
Revenge Of The Sith
They were all shit.
How high do you need the shit piled before it is too high?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 10, 2021 22:30:25 GMT
That is a rhetorical question by the way. I do not want to know the answer.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 10, 2021 22:31:52 GMT
Why has Carmine's donkey got lead in it? Ass-king that kind of question sends you down the wrong bridle path. You should ass-ertain the basis of the origin before you lead yourself in the wrong direction. sorry not sorry |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 10, 2021 22:32:27 GMT
You've all probably seen this, but just in case you have not this is spectacular! Vader's story is and always will be one of the quintessential movie-life back histories that people want to see on the screen. Unlike your face. Nobody wants to see that. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 10, 2021 22:37:28 GMT
That is a rhetorical question by the way. I do not want to know the answer. That okay, I got rather distracted anyway by Babyfarks two faces in his cranium. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 10, 2021 22:38:57 GMT
Vader's story is and always will be one of the quintessential movie-life back histories that people want to see on the screen. Unlike your face. Nobody wants to see that. What this face, not mine I'm afraid, I borrowed one of Babys. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 10, 2021 22:45:39 GMT
That's not very tactful Faceless. Now Tent will have to explain the phone is a Nokia 3310, and even that stretches Mr Tent Rooster's technological ability. Although even basic Nokias usually have FM using the headphones as an aerial. What is this technical wizardry, this Nokia you speak of? Oh no, this is Mr Tent Rooster's mobile phone:  A sleek little black number (with more numbers, such as 1, 2, 5, and even 9!), the Doro 1370 is a state of the art 2G, Easy-to-Use phone for the technically challenged gentleman with a fancy colour display and a 3 MP camera. No internet, no FM radio. From time to time he gets a bit confused whether to press the red button or the green button to answer the phone, but not very often. The Doro 1370 has FM radio. NOBODY LIKES A SMARTARSE SHENGUIN! NLSAS! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T POST THE LINK! www.google.com/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-motorola-gfw&sxsrf=ALeKk01Bjh6FjV2fWv3KtXGQSropNJibEg%3A1610318034803&ei=0oD7X57AMNW9lwSH9reYDg&q=doro+1370+manual&oq=Doro+1370+fm+radio&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQR1AAWABg75gHaABwAXgAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEIwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serpYOU POSTED THE FUCKING LINK YOU CUNT SHENGUIN! THIS IS WHY WE ALL HATE YOU! TWAT. It's on page 40. That's the page numbered 40 by the page numbering printed in the pdf, not the page numbered 40 by the pdf page counting. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BORING CUNT. YOU DIDN'T JUST POST THE LINK, YOU WENT ON ABOUT FUCKING PAGINATION AGAIN. THIS IS WHY WE HATE YOU!!! GRRRR! YOU DIPSHITGEEKTWATWOMBLE! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 10, 2021 22:45:56 GMT
Carmine is even worse than those goddam pencil pushers down at City Hall.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 10, 2021 22:47:40 GMT
"They had three fucking films of Vader"
Filth.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 10, 2021 22:48:20 GMT
The Empire Strokes Back.
Sorry.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 10, 2021 23:00:48 GMT
I think it's time for Charles Bronson.
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2021 23:06:45 GMT
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Post by amipal on Jan 10, 2021 23:18:10 GMT
Destry saves the day.
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2021 23:29:50 GMT
And I have never understood this line: And don't get me started on the "Yippee Kay-ay motherfucker" igniting the plane's fuel ending... |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 11, 2021 0:31:17 GMT
Thank you, Shenguin! The phone only came with the "Quick Start Guide", which doesn't mention the radio. I see that he'll need a headset to make it work. Well, I got Mr Tent Rooster a little DAB radio with a rechargeable battery and some earphones, but if that doesn't work for whatever reason he can try the mobile phone. He will be very happy. Err, Shengers, would you mind phoning him and explaining to him how it works? Though it might take a while. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 11, 2021 1:16:45 GMT
Poor Mr Tent Rooster I suspect that tales of Shenguin's not-children and duos and the evil Sheep2, who will also figure as his ally will confuse the hell out of your PM. But give him Shenguin's phone number... a 6.30 a.m. call will ne educational! |
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