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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 11, 2021 23:21:43 GMT
Not having kids I can't join this conversation, I can't even think of a humorous aside about not having kids. When has not having kids ever stopped Shenguin from talking about them? |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 11, 2021 23:22:12 GMT
and the kids are no better then me. They'll be fine as long as you don't teach them spelling. Expelli- errr |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 11, 2021 23:23:49 GMT
Is that a job offer? I'll make it quick and clean. And onto blessed oblivion! It's called Croydon these days. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 11, 2021 23:42:32 GMT
Not having kids I can't join this conversation, I can't even think of a humorous aside about not having kids. I have two you can borrow. Well, I mean keep. Covid free* guarantee. No kids positives: Loads more cash Quieter house More available "bandwidth", just like... Can swear (more) Don't have to be nice to other, much uglier, kids that aren't yours No kids negatives: Nobody to sell all your prized possessions for cash to the first offer when your dead. *not guaranteed |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 11, 2021 23:46:00 GMT
Not having kids I can't join this conversation oh Jesusfuck, what the fuck have I done with my life? I mean, don't answer that; I don't want a list of people I've disappointed, especially not one headed by me. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 11, 2021 23:46:02 GMT
Just had some prat knocking on my living room window. Tids goes out, Old Boy is there, 'Did you hear that knocking?'. Then, some teenager (female) comes around the corner, big mistake.
Tids: Was that you knocking on my fudging window?
Prat: Sorry, I was looking for the lad.
Tids: He's there, red door, and don't fudging knock on my window again.
Prat: Sorry, sorry. sorry...
It's lucky my freezer is full.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 12, 2021 0:02:49 GMT
Not having kids I can't join this conversation, I can't even think of a humorous aside about not having kids. I have two you can borrow. Well, I mean keep. Covid free* guarantee. No kids positives: Loads more cash Quieter house More available "bandwidth", just like... Can swear (more) Don't have to be nice to other, much uglier, kids that aren't yours No kids negatives: Nobody to sell all your prized possessions for cash to the first offer when your dead. *not guaranteed None of these are humorous just facts. Also you missed less stress, better* holidays and food. Though I and the Pref.Mam. have been assured of the joys of having children. *you don't have to go to "family friendly" restaurants/pubs/resorts. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 12, 2021 0:19:11 GMT
Oof.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 12, 2021 0:23:38 GMT
This is amazing - it's just a fight scene, but it works on so many levels
Did you notice that the republican soldier (Lorenz Ruwwe) - who was also the writer, director, choreographer, camera operator and editor - also was the VFX and sound editor, he put his name in reverse (zneroL ewwuR). I hope there's more of the same, some of these fan based Star Wars shorts should be made into films, especially the redo of SC38 with Darth Vader and Obi-Wan. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 12, 2021 0:25:20 GMT
This is amazing - it's just a fight scene, but it works on so many levels
Did you notice that the republican soldier (Lorenz Ruwwe) - who was also the writer, director, choreographer, camera operator and editor - also was the VFX and sound editor, he put his name in reverse (zneroL ewwuR). I hope there's more of the same, some of these fan based Star Wars shorts should be made into films, especially the redo of SC38 with Darth Vader and Obi-Wan. Nope. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 12, 2021 0:27:43 GMT
Don't have to pretend to be human in the mornings.
Allowed to make noise and stay up late in evening
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 12, 2021 0:39:26 GMT
sucks to be you dude edit home life: I just spent 2 hours adding some data to a spreadsheet, I saved early on and had a problem with paging and print layout, i thought that auto save would have saved it again so when I close without saving imagine my surprise (and rage) when I opened it up again and all the work I'd done was gone. NOT HAPPY. Oh well it's like Sheep2 said I don't have to be human in the morning and I WILL stay up late. (dog-boned). |
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