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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 20, 2021 18:39:50 GMT
Tobruk. Seconded for the early FX. If not, Torbuk is almost as good.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 20, 2021 20:23:39 GMT
amipal . Have you watched 'Stalingrad' yet? It's by the same dude who produced 'Das Boot' OK, it's not as sunny as Torbuk, which details the German assault on Torbay - but an interesting film nonetheless.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 20:36:13 GMT
I’ve been trying to picture this and I can’t. So the toilet lid was lifted and no bear was seen. Then there was the bite / swipe and it’s hideous visage was revealed. But where was it? In the bowl of the toilet? In a hole inside the bowl? I can’t see it. You and your western capitalist mind set. Alaskans don’t have flushing bowls out in the tundra, I imagine it’s more of a latrine, with a long drop into a bear cave. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 20, 2021 20:43:19 GMT
Not that long a drop.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2021 20:53:58 GMT
How long is a bear?
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 20, 2021 21:00:58 GMT
Long enough.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 20, 2021 21:38:08 GMT
How did a bear get into the Latrine?
Why build a latrine over a bear cave?
Onions
I blended the onions. In the Nutri-bullet. I used the resulting mulch to thicken a curry sauce and it was really horrible. I swerved my car off the road and blended the sauce I had. I added carrot and celery. I kept cooking the sauce. I blended the sauce again. I now have a Master Sauce - base for a whole new world of curries.
That’s my evening ...
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 20, 2021 21:38:35 GMT
You're in the tundra.
You have gone to the toilet.
You notice there is a bear.
Do you run?
Even with a bear behind?
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Post by Faceless on Feb 20, 2021 21:49:20 GMT
If I need a shit and a bear is in my way, the bear's getting shat on. Basic.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 20, 2021 21:54:02 GMT
How did a bear get into the Latrine? Why build a latrine over a bear cave? OnionsI blended the onions. In the Nutri-bullet. I used the resulting mulch to thicken a curry sauce and it was really horrible. I swerved my car off the road and blended the sauce I had. I added carrot and celery. I kept cooking the sauce. I blended the sauce again. I now have a Master Sauce - base for a whole new world of curries. That’s my evening ... I'm going to plug my old Blu-Ray player into my TV, then I'm going to watch 'Two-Lane Blacktop'.
*sticks two fingers up to LazyB*
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 20, 2021 22:13:48 GMT
You're in the tundra. You have gone to the toilet. You notice there is a bear. Do you run? Even with a bear behind? could be the toilet was occupied by the bear because the woods were full. bear behind hee hee hee! edit: don't try running with your undies round your ankles, it doesn't end well. PS - (sh** faced springs to mind)! |
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Post by Destry on Feb 20, 2021 22:17:18 GMT
Did IQs suddenly drop around here while Chumbles has been away?
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Post by lazybones on Feb 20, 2021 22:21:04 GMT
How did a bear get into the Latrine? Why build a latrine over a bear cave? OnionsI blended the onions. In the Nutri-bullet. I used the resulting mulch to thicken a curry sauce and it was really horrible. I swerved my car off the road and blended the sauce I had. I added carrot and celery. I kept cooking the sauce. I blended the sauce again. I now have a Master Sauce - base for a whole new world of curries. That’s my evening ... I'm going to plug my old Blu-Ray player into my TV, then I'm going to watch 'Two-Lane Blacktop'.
*sticks two fingers up to LazyB*
I will watch it one day. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 20, 2021 22:47:07 GMT
Just watched Annihilation on Netflix, very good, quite different from the book, recommend. 4*
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Post by Destry on Feb 20, 2021 22:58:07 GMT
I watched L I F E on Bezos Prime.
Alien meets Gravity aboard the ISS.
4 stars.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 20, 2021 23:08:23 GMT
I watched an episode of Wasteland - a drama on the Channel 4 on-demand app. It’s good ... Sort of a semi-generic drama based in the Czech Republic: Corrupt mining company, a missing teenager, brooding central European landscapes ... On balance it’s quite good.
There is also drugs and prostitution and a home for bad-boys.
Feels like it ticks a lot of Channel 4 semi-generic drama boxes.
But it is good.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 20, 2021 23:22:23 GMT
I'm going to plug my old Blu-Ray player into my TV, then I'm going to watch 'Two-Lane Blacktop'.
*sticks two fingers up to LazyB*
I will watch it one day. I apologise for my missive, I had a fuck ton of shit getting everything to work in harmony. At one point I was on my knees shouting, "Lazy, why do you beseech me so!". Then, I realised the old HDMI cable was fubared, found another, and as I rose up triumphant, my lumbar went.
I'm not going to lie, it hurts.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 20, 2021 23:24:58 GMT
Did IQs suddenly drop around here while Chumbles has been away? Oh, did I drop something? found yours - (runs away) |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 20, 2021 23:28:49 GMT
LazyB is on 999 posts...
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Post by Destry on Feb 20, 2021 23:31:24 GMT
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Post by scubar on Feb 20, 2021 23:51:18 GMT
It’ll be months before we see him again now |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2021 0:10:05 GMT
I watched 'the scene' from Apocalypse Now, it was in the DVD player.
"This is Big Duke 6".
I will watch the road movie tomorrow as Mrs T has gone to bed. That is all for tonight.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2021 0:12:36 GMT
It’ll be months before we see him again now I'm sure we'll read about him in the tabloid press. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 21, 2021 7:58:37 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 21, 2021 8:15:55 GMT
What happens to the bear if you ass the blended onions?
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