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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2021 8:37:16 GMT
Good morning.
I did not end up watching a British WW2 film set in North Africa. Alas, time ran out.
TVblog: First episode of the second series of The Mandalorian.
Then Superstore.
Then TNG.
Amigablog: “played” Utopia. By that, I mean I started the game, and just left it running. After half an hour, not much had happened.
Decided to watch the Frontier: Elite II intro instead.
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 21, 2021 9:00:47 GMT
Morning
Feel I should get some fresh air today, and there are things to be done in the garden, so I might venture outside. I will leave it up to rain gods as to how long this will be for.
PM has been prescribed a weeks antibiotics, and some happy pills, which also make her hungry and drowsy. Likely she will spend the day on the sofa, watching shite tv, so another reason to be outside.
Am hoping lazybones’ 1000th post will involve an onion-flavoured breakfast banana smoothie tip.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2021 10:02:59 GMT
...and Lo, the hymns cometh.
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Post by scubar on Feb 21, 2021 10:25:10 GMT
Abide with Tiddles, fast falls the eventide
The darkness deepens Lord, with Tiddles abide
When other helpers fail and comforts flee
Help of the helpless, oh, abide with Tiddles
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2021 10:59:43 GMT
1x blocked sink - unblocked due to team effort.
1x screwed Gas meter - fixed due to Tids & Guy.
1x Blu-Ray player - fixed due to Tids.
1x Lumbar issue - fixed due to Mr.Booze.
A productive day. I am not the Messiah, I am very murderous cunt.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2021 11:02:58 GMT
The Melvazord's my shepherd, I shall not want, He maketh me down to lie. In pastures Green, He leadeth me through, The Midlands war dolly scene. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 21, 2021 11:36:55 GMT
This is where the magic happens.
Is it really my 1000th post?
My master sauce. Ah man - It is everything it should be: A mildly spicy blank canvas for wonders to come. Tonight I will begin a whole new paradigm (in a personal sense) of ersatz curry cooking.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 21, 2021 11:37:44 GMT
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2021 12:00:23 GMT
A thought occurs: is there any way to play something like WH Quest online over Zoom or somesuch?
I’ve done no research.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2021 13:04:32 GMT
My lumbar's started playing up again. I've live-chatted Dr.Shenguin and he has prescribed some delicious booze and online gaming.
A good man.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 21, 2021 13:29:25 GMT
Morning all!
Completed hitman 3. My second to last job was going well and I was about to disguise myself as a winemaker and take out a mark on a tour. However due to the game being unspecific about which grapes I needed to pick I bungled it, and ended up doing the job with a pair of hedge clippers thrown to the back of the head in the midst of a swanky party. Ran off into the grape fields and dressed up as a grape picker, then sauntered back onto the scene unsuspected. To finish off the second target I electrocuted them in a sea of wine. Fantastic.
Now on to Ass Norwich. Yet to run into any of the Wide families ancenstors.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 21, 2021 13:35:35 GMT
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 21, 2021 13:37:38 GMT
They need to make an Ass Norwich Hitman crossover set in contemporary Swaffham. Taking out Wide Andy with poisoned cocaine, blowing up Hairy Jake with an overheating 486 PC caused by a tainted Linux distro.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2021 13:53:41 GMT
What happens to the bear if you ass the blended onions? afternoon Here's a childish thought, if you blend the bear with the onions would you get bunions?! that's all from me, I do hope you have enjoyed this insight into how my mind functions without coffee. |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 21, 2021 13:57:16 GMT
What happens to the bear if you ass the blended onions? afternoon Here's a childish thought, if you blend the bear with the onions would you get bunions?! that's all from me, I do hope you have enjoyed this insight into how my mind functions without coffee. I think I ate bear ravioli in Russia, well the translation and menu said it was bear but it could have just been generic animal which tasted very gamey. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2021 13:59:41 GMT
" Alex Bourne, who used to run the Cock Inn..." Classic sex neighbour. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2021 14:01:49 GMT
afternoon Here's a childish thought, if you blend the bear with the onions would you get bunions?! that's all from me, I do hope you have enjoyed this insight into how my mind functions without coffee. I think I ate bear ravioli in Russia, well the translation and menu said it was bear but it could have just been generic animal which tasted very gamey. Let’s hope it wasn't the bear Faceless shat on. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 21, 2021 14:06:24 GMT
afternoon Here's a childish thought, if you blend the bear with the onions would you get bunions?! that's all from me, I do hope you have enjoyed this insight into how my mind functions without coffee. I think I ate bear ravioli in Russia, well the translation and menu said it was bear but it could have just been generic animal which tasted very gamey. I saw bear on the menu in a restaurant in Slovenia. Sold out though... |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2021 14:11:56 GMT
If you observe history you will note quite a few occasions where humanity has been culled by Gaia. Earth is my mother, The Sun is my father and I am Man. Mankind, there are many words that describe Mankind here are a few of them: intelligent, innovative and adaptive arrogant, singular and self centred violent, wayward and destructive "From the Oceans we came, on the ground we crawl, to new heights we rise as we learn to walk, hunter/killers we are as we run after life slashing and cutting everything in our path - even our own kind, increasing our intellect with every bloody encounter - but one thing we have always done and that is to look upward, at the stars, at the possibilities beyond, now to fly, to soar to even greater heights than before and to hope." Ozymandias Kane 2021. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2021 14:15:00 GMT
afternoon Here's a childish thought, if you blend the bear with the onions would you get bunions?! that's all from me, I do hope you have enjoyed this insight into how my mind functions without coffee. I think I ate bear ravioli in Russia, well the translation and menu said it was bear but it could have just been generic animal which tasted very gamey. sounds like it was quite tough to eat, grizzly almost.. (Had to do it, it was asking for it). |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 21, 2021 15:41:43 GMT
Went to Linn Park today as it was sunny. Strangely enough it was bloody heaving. Why can't folk go into single file when passing? Oh yeah, because they're idiotic cunts.
Hello. Watched "I care a lot" on Jeff's streaming service. Enjoyed it. Was happy with the ending. Meanwhile my laptop downloaded the rest of sea of thieves. The pm went to bed and I plundered the seven seas.
Oh yeah, except I didn't as the fucking thing was corrupted and I had to delete it. The pm had switched the laptop off earlier whilst it was downloading and I blame her.
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2021 15:47:23 GMT
Went to Linn Park today as it was sunny. Strangely enough it was bloody heaving. Why can't folk go into single file when passing? Oh yeah, because they're idiotic cunts. People are the worst. I just hate the general public. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 21, 2021 15:50:45 GMT
I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 21, 2021 15:51:09 GMT
The wisdom of crowds.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 21, 2021 16:57:49 GMT
Chicken roasting in the oven. As we were at the park too long it won't be cool enough to carve properly though. First world carnivore problems I realise.
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