|
|
Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2021 12:48:30 GMT
Ottm: I have received my vaccine appointment. For some reason they are sending me 30 miles from where I live. My partner booked her first and second this morning... all the way in Portsmouth (40+ miles away). She’s incredibly happy that I booked my second this morning, and that it is in Brighton. Really chuffed she is. Couldn’t be happier. Poor, poor Greta. |
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2021 13:13:59 GMT
Wait is Tuffers claiming Greta is married to Amipal?
No wonder the poor girl is always upset.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2021 13:17:03 GMT
RollingTo a North Sea oi rig? I'm pretty certain this is not just a trick to abandon you at sea. No way. Couldn't happen to a nicer person Unfortunately, it's worse than that, it's in Argos in Glenrothes. It does sound a bit like a trap.
On the plus side, I've just realised that the timing gets me out of a long meeting.
Make sure someone knows when, where and who you are meeting. Always tell you mummy before you go off somewhere |
|
|
|
Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2021 13:19:23 GMT
It's true. That's why he hides all his environment-killing Amiga's in boxes in the loft.
"yes dear, they're all just old boxes of poems I wrote about all the beautiful creatures that live on our earth"
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2021 13:39:12 GMT
Top 5 foxs Mulder Michael J Brown (Fulchester United's large chested winger) erm... Arctic? Red? Silver? (Though I think he was a DVB.) Sam? Flying? News? |
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2021 13:42:34 GMT
Top 5 foxs Mulder Michael J Brown (Fulchester United's large chested winger) erm... Arctic? Red? Silver? (Though I think he was a DVB.) Sam? Flying? News? Fantastic Mr should be no 1. There is something badly wrong with Tuffers. Really bad. A boy who grew up in the 80s forgetting Sam Fox? |
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2021 13:52:58 GMT
Foxy Bingo.
|
|
|
|
Post by Tuffers on Apr 30, 2021 13:55:30 GMT
Revised due to constructive feedback:
Mulder
Sam
Brown
Glacier Mints
Fantastic Mr
|
|
|
|
Post by Destry on Apr 30, 2021 13:57:35 GMT
No room for Basil Brush?
You monsters.
|
|
|
|
Post by stxdpr on Apr 30, 2021 14:31:09 GMT
Everyone put on their red coats and been collecting their hounds and horses?
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 14:38:03 GMT
I opened my browser and tapped refresh. Nothing happened. Hmm.
Tapped home. Nothing happened.
Ah, the screenshot of the box I posted was where I was tapping.
Fucking eejit.
|
|
|
|
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 30, 2021 14:56:27 GMT
Does anyone else have urban foxes living down their street? We got quite a few round here.
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Apr 30, 2021 14:59:20 GMT
I've started watching series 2 of 'Line of Duty'.
I am a sham of a man.*
*and a moron.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 15:05:16 GMT
Does anyone else have urban foxes living down their street? We got quite a few round here. I'm in a cul de sac near a golf course and they cut through all the time. When the child was younger and woke at stupid o'clock you could see them sunbathing on my neighbours grass across the way. While her cat looked out the window pure ragin' |
|
|
|
Post by Faceless on Apr 30, 2021 15:15:09 GMT
Does anyone else have urban foxes living down their street? Yes. |
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 30, 2021 15:33:45 GMT
One late night in London I met a pissed guy who was unacquainted with the concept of 'the fox'. He was standing pointing down an alley and as I passed he said 'look mate, what the fuck is that thing?'. I took a look and told him it was a fox. 'A what?' he said, incredulous. We haven't stayed in touch.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Apr 30, 2021 15:33:53 GMT
Are the foxes keen golfers then?
No foxes live on my street. They live in the park at the end of the road and visit the flats regularly.
There is also an owl who is sometimes resident. In the summer you can hear it hooting. Sometimes there is a squeal from a small creature it has caught at night (possibly the 5 local cats are responsible for some of the murders).
Do the foxes golf? I do not know, but there are two golf courses in the park so they are well catered for.
|
|
|
|
Post by gongfarmer on Apr 30, 2021 15:59:28 GMT
N64 Star Fox?
My dog just loves it when the local foxes trot over the shingle at 3am. Howls of joyous delight from her. Howls of "STFU mutt" from me.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 16:06:07 GMT
The foxes are more into bowls than golf. They go onto the bowling greens as well.
We were meant to be having Chinese tonight and as the child is unwell we're having chicken broth. FFS.
{Edit}she's not even having soup. She's having shreddies. Brexit now.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2021 16:06:25 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2021 16:07:37 GMT
The foxes are more into bowls than golf. They go onto the bowling greens as well. We were meant to be having Chinese tonight and as the child is unwell we're having chicken broth. FFS. I'm having curry delivered later. Try not to feel envious. |
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 16:08:09 GMT
Yes, but there will be no meat in it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Apr 30, 2021 16:13:24 GMT
Paneer. All the paneer.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 16:17:18 GMT
I've never had paneer.
Dunno if I fancy it.
Would have aloo saag, Dahl etc instead I think
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Apr 30, 2021 16:19:41 GMT
But spelled properly.
|
|
