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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2021 11:20:42 GMT
Sheeps is a teen slasher killer now? I thought he was older than that, he's not looking great for his age. Erm, am I Sheeps' sidekick? Is he the main antagonist, and I'm just his sidekick? This isn't how I thought my life would pan out. OTTM: I'm in the pub. Inside the pub. Drinking ale. *This is how* I thought my life would pan out. OTTDM: Happy 21st Scoobs, many happy returns! I always thought it would turn out with you outside the pub, begging for change That's the long game, have patience. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 17, 2021 11:30:55 GMT
A friend of mine once asked a guy passing by if he had any change, meaning change for a fiver to use in a parking meter, and received in return a handful of coppers as the guy took one look at him and assumed he was homeless. That's how it starts.
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Post by lazybones on May 17, 2021 11:35:49 GMT
Games question / questionsWhat is the best way to deal with a badly drifting Nintendo Switch 'joy-con'? - Will blasting underneath it with contact cleaner work? ...
- Does the Nintendo repair option resolve the issue? ...
- Will a new one do the same thing? ...
(Are these bullet points quite aggressive?)
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Post by crankcaller on May 17, 2021 11:41:30 GMT
Try Compressed air first. Not sure why that c went big.
I think you're onto plums for getting it fixed unless you live in the USA.
Anal. Am not a lawyer.
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Post by lazybones on May 17, 2021 11:43:45 GMT
Thanks Crankcaller.
I might try this compressed air option.
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Post by scamander on May 17, 2021 11:57:21 GMT
Ingrid Tarrant was on fire this morning. Not literally, but if she was I assume she'd take the approach she has with covid. Refuse help, deny extinguishers work because someone said so on facebook and say she was very healthy so her immune system will work it out.
I mean, they say water works on fire, but really? It could just be coincidence.
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2021 11:57:57 GMT
Lazy
I've analysed all the evidenced, crunched a few numbers and had a guy in Langley verify things.
The conclusion is that your feeding neighbours are key swapping sex people, intent on 'having it off' with you and/or your girlfriend.
Another case closed.
Good work chatterbox.
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Post by scamander on May 17, 2021 12:02:15 GMT
Lazy I've analysed all the evidenced, crunched a few numbers and had a guy in Langley verify things. The conclusion is that your feeding neighbours are key swapping sex people, intent on 'having it off' with you and/or your girlfriend. Another case closed. Good work chatterbox. I've heard of these controller swapping multiplayer parties. Ban this sick filth etc. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2021 12:10:08 GMT
Lazy I've analysed all the evidenced, crunched a few numbers and had a guy in Langley verify things. The conclusion is that your feeding neighbours are key swapping sex people, intent on 'having it off' with you and/or your girlfriend. Another case closed. Good work chatterbox. I've heard of these controller swapping multiplayer parties. Ban this sick filth etc. I heard it's referred to as "drift" by the perverts. Ban this sick filth etc. |
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Post by lazybones on May 17, 2021 12:10:56 GMT
Lazy I've analysed all the evidenced, crunched a few numbers and had a guy in Langley verify things. The conclusion is that your feeding neighbours are key swapping sex people, intent on 'having it off' with you and/or your girlfriend. Another case closed. Good work chatterbox. Hmmm. I think perhaps I give off the wrong signals. When I went round to give back the plate (with the Ottolenghi chocolate caramel) the man said 'if you want to come round, have a coffee...' and I put my right hand over my heart, closed my eyes and looked down as if in grave appreciation. Then I gestured to our door and said 'Of course. You too.' So in a way I'm entangled in this. We just need to manoeuvre back to friendly, if reserved, cordiality. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 17, 2021 12:17:42 GMT
Sex people. Do they have a potted pampas grass outside the door?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 17, 2021 12:21:58 GMT
The time for pleasantries is over. Invite him round for coffee, strangle the bastard. Job done.
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Post by sandybahookie on May 17, 2021 12:22:22 GMT
Am I the only one that thinks Lazy is obviously being framed for a murder? When the rest of the body turns up outside his front door and forensics find evidence he has been consuming human flesh it'll be game over.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 17, 2021 12:26:39 GMT
Am I the only one that thinks Lazy is obviously being framed for a murder? When the rest of the body turns up outside his front door and forensics find evidence he has been consuming human flesh it'll be game over. My point exactly. Get those marigolds on and do the business Lazy, before the business does you. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2021 12:33:47 GMT
The time for pleasantries is over. Invite him round for coffee, strangle the bastard. Job done. Enough with the euphemisms for masturbation already. Sick. You sex people make me feel sick. |
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Post by scubar on May 17, 2021 12:36:13 GMT
Finished my last job at work, but don’t actually finish until Thursday. I have completely checked out and am contemplating just going off sick for the rest of the week. Or taking my PlayStation into the office.
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Post by amipal on May 17, 2021 12:42:45 GMT
lazybonesTime to move to a different property. Do not leave a forwarding address.
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2021 12:43:17 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2021 12:49:16 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2021 13:11:46 GMT
Afternoon I was mentioned repeatedly on the Chatterbox Blog, I'm that important. Oh - (shuffles off muttering sweet words of 'wisdom'). Happy 21st to young Master Scubar. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2021 13:17:14 GMT
The Guardian are writing articles* about me, again. What have you ever done? *One mention, towards the bottom of a blog piece. I did notice they hyphenated you, that must have hurt. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2021 13:19:58 GMT
She-nguin
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Post by tenthenemy on May 17, 2021 13:23:46 GMT
Games question / questionsWhat is the best way to deal with a badly drifting Nintendo Switch 'joy-con'? - Will blasting underneath it with contact cleaner work? ...
- Does the Nintendo repair option resolve the issue? ...
- Will a new one do the same thing? ...
(Are these bullet points quite aggressive?)
Bullet points are not aggressive unless they are actual bullets. Disclaimer: I do not speak from experience. I've had my 'Joy-Cons'* now for more than 4 years and they stubbornly refuse to drift. To the best of my knowledge the Nintendo repair is free in the UK as well and likely to resolve the issue. If that's not the case or you would rather not send them off I recommend this video: (he also gives advice on using compressed air) A new set is obviously the most expensive option and there's no guarantee that you won't have the same problem. *no wonder your neighbours are getting mixed messages regarding this whole sex thing |
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Post by stxdpr on May 17, 2021 13:43:42 GMT
Try Compressed air first. Not sure why that c went big. I think you're onto plums for getting it fixed unless you live in the USA. Anal. Am not a lawyer. Why would you be putting a joy con up there? Does it have haptic feedback too? I wouldn't recommend putting compressed air up there, is the degloving video still remembered? |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 17, 2021 13:56:36 GMT
I don't think that I'm technically awake after last night's gaming stream which started at 8 p.m. and went on for 5 1/2 hours. Exhausting but worth it.
We have finally finished the First Chapter (FC) of Trails in the Sky. It is no spoiler to say that it ends on a massive cliffhanger. Fortunately the troubled English localisation of the Second Chapter that delayed release in the West for years is a thing of the past, so we'll jump right in after a break of a few weeks. The writing and humour in this game has been outstanding. I cannot recommend it enough. Just don't look at Wikipedia articles and such things. They are full of spoilers.
This left hardly any time for my own gaming, just catching up with a few more characters in Xenoblade Chronicles.
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