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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 4, 2021 10:38:06 GMT
I had a metal back gate once. The Housing dudes welded it shut without any consulation. I feel my freedom has been violated by 'the man'.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 4, 2021 10:38:59 GMT
What is a gate really? I mean unless you lock it it’s basically just a formality.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 4, 2021 10:40:15 GMT
We always locked the gate.
It was like a wooden door, sandwiched between two brick walls.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 4, 2021 10:44:59 GMT
I think the lengthier debate would be about whether the gate wanted to be repaired or if it is happier in its current state.
Only once this has been established* can we proceed to think about actual repairs.
* Or Lazy has received a bollocking for not repairing the gate. Whichever comes first
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 4, 2021 10:45:30 GMT
I had a metal back gate once. The Housing dudes welded it shut without any consulation. I feel my freedom has been violated by 'the man'. That's normal in prison. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 4, 2021 10:52:16 GMT
We always locked the gate. It was like a wooden door, sandwiched between two brick walls. Locked locked or just locked locked? I mean could you open it from outside without a key? How did the postman get in? |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 4, 2021 10:56:56 GMT
Locked locked or just locked locked? I mean could you open it from outside without a key? How did the postman get in? The postman typically comes in through the front door of the building, and posts the letters through the individual front doors of the flats. The gate is a back gate. It was always locked, as a bulwark against chaos.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 4, 2021 10:58:09 GMT
Is the gate really there to keep people out, or to keep people in?
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Post by Faceless on Jun 4, 2021 10:59:37 GMT
That was meant metaphorically. I wasn't suggesting lazy is keeping someone hostage.
Although how can we be sure?
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Post by scubar on Jun 4, 2021 11:04:23 GMT
Have you met lazy? He’d spend days deliberating on what hinges the gate would need to have, and what material it should be made out of. I've got to take you to task about this Scubar. Have we met? Have we met?Only in a digital sense. We’ve played some beautiful games of Diplomacy together, which I believe has given me a sense of your wonderful mind and personality. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 4, 2021 11:06:02 GMT
That was meant metaphorically. I wasn't suggesting lazy is keeping someone hostage. Although how can we be sure? The only person imprisoned by Lazybones is Lazybones. You can't be free unless you think you are free. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 4, 2021 11:29:27 GMT
Just got an SMS message at 12.17 saying Asda would be early - at 12.05. This was a lie by the Walmart corporation. Or at the very least one of their stooges.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 4, 2021 11:33:33 GMT
Just got an SMS message at 12.17 saying Asda would be early - at 12.05. This was a lie by the Walmart corporation. Or at the very least one of their stooges. Walmart is innocent. This time
Since Feb Asda has been owned by Euro Garages and a Venture capitalistAre they more ethical than Walmart? Difficult to say. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 4, 2021 11:57:51 GMT
My gate is wobbly. So is my gait, as it happens.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 4, 2021 12:11:31 GMT
I had a metal back gate once. The Housing dudes welded it shut without any consulation. I feel my freedom has been violated by 'the man'. That's normal in prison. Filth. |
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Post by scubar on Jun 4, 2021 12:19:57 GMT
scamander! There’s a big Warhammer event on at the moment, and Total Warhammer and associated DLC is very heavily discounted. Now is the time to get it if you want to.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 4, 2021 12:40:01 GMT
From your Wiki link: "Andy Murray (Chief Customer Officer)" The cunt needs to put down the tennis racket and sort out the rogue txts |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 4, 2021 12:44:04 GMT
We always locked the gate. It was like a wooden door, sandwiched between two brick walls. Lazy manages to describe a gate, well done. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 4, 2021 13:01:14 GMT
I'm not getting involved in Gate-gate until I know the views of our esteemed leader, Prudy01.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 4, 2021 13:03:30 GMT
We always locked the gate. It was like a wooden door, sandwiched between two brick walls. Lazy manages to describe a gate, well done.
I was clarifying the style of gate - the sandwiched wooden door style - to put an end to any speculation that its presence might have been a formality.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 4, 2021 13:17:18 GMT
This gate - are we sure the sex people haven't been banging it?
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 4, 2021 13:17:43 GMT
I'm not getting involved in Gate-gate until I know the views of our esteemed leader, Prudy01. pm'd me with their view in the issue, which is that you're a cunt. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 4, 2021 13:22:05 GMT
I have a gate. That is, a wooden door between a brick wall and a wooden fence. It is sturdy and robust. Admiring it now has given me cause to rethink my earlier no-gate position. I think I was a bit too hasty.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 4, 2021 13:22:41 GMT
Lazy. I think you should get a brand new gate. Think of the peace of mind. You owe it to yourself.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 4, 2021 13:24:09 GMT
This gate - are we sure the sex people haven't been banging it? The sex people's gate is much better than ours. Very robust. I would have known if they'd been up to no good with ours. I sleep like a tiger. One eye open. |
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