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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 15, 2021 14:06:10 GMT
These calls always come from a fake UK mobile phone number. I've had several of them. Some stood out because they were very specific in that my NI number had been used for nefarious purposes specifically in Wales. A big hint that Sheep2 and his Welsh ovine associates are behind all of this. I always have to stop myself from phoning them and asking whether they can tell me what my National Insurance number actually is. The first call mentioned my NI was involved in crime on the Welsh border. I have just now had a second (yes, I know I should block the number) stating again my NI was involved in crime and that shortly a crime agency will be around to arrest to me. So if you guys don't hear from me for a while... |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 15, 2021 14:15:02 GMT
lazybones , have you tried licorice root? It sounds like it could satisfy your flavour-bark cravings to a tee
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 15, 2021 14:21:05 GMT
To a tree Shirley?
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 15, 2021 14:23:02 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 15, 2021 14:29:50 GMT
I always suspected babyfark would end up in the Big House.
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Post by amipal on Jun 15, 2021 14:30:03 GMT
I had an idea once. Flavour bark. Nutritional fibre you can chew. I was going go to invoke the example of the mighty western highland gorilla. Some sort of wood-jerky? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 15, 2021 14:33:59 GMT
Once more Priti "Bad" Patel is ruining my day/week/life/all of the above through the EU Settlement Scheme.* I now have the printouts of my bank transactions of the last 5 years to prove that I've been in the country the whole time. They are not in the annual format that the Home Office wanted because the documents they are demanding don't exist. I won't be getting around involving my NHS records and I'll probably have to phone the Settlement Scheme which likely means spending a long, long, loooonnnng time on the phone. I hear that Clifton Suspension Bridge is nice at this time of the year.
No time for football, no time for games.
*I know the whole thing was concocted under the dynamic Rudd/May nightmare team, but Priti Terrible is now in charge and has made no improvements. At least there's not many ways to make it worse.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 15, 2021 14:39:41 GMT
These calls always come from a fake UK mobile phone number. I've had several of them. Some stood out because they were very specific in that my NI number had been used for nefarious purposes specifically in Wales. A big hint that Sheep2 and his Welsh ovine associates are behind all of this. I always have to stop myself from phoning them and asking whether they can tell me what my National Insurance number actually is. The first call mentioned my NI was involved in crime on the Welsh border. I have just now had a second (yes, I know I should block the number) stating again my NI was involved in crime and that shortly a crime agency will be around to arrest to me. So if you guys don't hear from me for a while... I've just had a call from them, too. Have you been snitching on me? |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 15, 2021 14:44:13 GMT
Thanks amipal I am now googling home-made beef jerky recipes. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 15, 2021 14:49:19 GMT
lazybones , have you tried licorice root? It sounds like it could satisfy your flavour-bark cravings to a tee I have. I was occasionally given it as a 'treat' as a child.
I recall really disliking it.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 15, 2021 14:54:50 GMT
I had an idea once. Flavour bark. Nutritional fibre you can chew. I was going go to invoke the example of the mighty western highland gorilla. Some sort of wood-jerky? That's right.
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Post by scubar on Jun 15, 2021 15:02:58 GMT
I’m not reading all that properly. Lazy’s eating trees now?
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Post by lazybones on Jun 15, 2021 15:04:12 GMT
What's Scubar's problem?
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Post by amipal on Jun 15, 2021 15:09:07 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Jun 15, 2021 15:10:38 GMT
Would the medieval conception of Satan as a horned red devil seem even more evil with a Hitler moustache?
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Post by lazybones on Jun 15, 2021 15:15:59 GMT
I'm waiting for delivery of a book on Satan.
Fascinating.
Is this where things end for me? Will I wake up one night and find a figure at the end of the bed saying 'I'll tell you everything you need to know'?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 15, 2021 15:20:34 GMT
I'll tell you everything you need to know.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 15, 2021 15:21:55 GMT
I'm waiting for delivery of a book on Satan. Directly from Amazon, I see. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 15, 2021 15:23:17 GMT
Oh man those NI guys keep ringing and it's a slightly different number each time.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 15, 2021 15:24:18 GMT
Oh man those NI guys keep ringing and it's a slightly different number each time. Told ya. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 15, 2021 15:25:41 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 15, 2021 15:27:19 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 15, 2021 15:34:49 GMT
So tonight is the night that the Fantasy Football sorts itself out.
There are several options:
1. You are Sheep and will carry on boasting.
2. You are lower down in the rankings but have a chance to make points up and are thinking of a witty phrase to say*
3. You are mid table and can still progress.
4. You don't care what happens.
*fuck you Sheep.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 15, 2021 15:36:44 GMT
So tonight is the night that the Fantasy Football sorts itself out. There are several options: 2. You are lower down in the rankings but have a chance to make points up and are thinking of a witty phrase to say Hi! |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 15, 2021 15:37:29 GMT
Fucking boring not having any football to watch during the day.
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