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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 15, 2021 15:41:53 GMT
No wonder *this place* has been busy.
You people...
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 15, 2021 15:44:28 GMT
Oh man those NI guys keep ringing and it's a slightly different number each time. I'd heard the Belfast Tourist Board were quite insistent. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 15, 2021 15:48:17 GMT
So tonight is the night that the Fantasy Football sorts itself out. There are several options: 1. You are Sheep and will carry on boasting. 2. You are lower down in the rankings but have a chance to make points up and are thinking of a witty phrase to say* 3. You are mid table and can still progress. 4. You don't care what happens. *fuck you Sheep. Option 1 for me all the way until it goes horribly wrong. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 15, 2021 15:56:13 GMT
I'm waiting for delivery of a book on Satan. Fascinating. Is this where things end for me? Will I wake up one night and find a figure at the end of the bed saying 'I'll tell you everything you need to know'? That’d be annoying. You’d have bought the book for nothing. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 15, 2021 15:56:24 GMT
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing us all that he didn't have a Hitler moustache.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 15, 2021 16:17:22 GMT
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing us all that he didn't have a Hitler moustache. Hitler stole Charlie Chaplin's moustache. The monster. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 15, 2021 16:23:08 GMT
How do you make beaver jerky? From the torso or the tail?
No games, not much booze in this heat. Some books with maps and magic from the online library to avoid the weirdos in that place.
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Post by Destry on Jun 15, 2021 16:48:49 GMT
How do you make beaver jerky? Feed them strong black coffee? |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 15, 2021 17:03:05 GMT
Squeaky bum time mid table….. rolling banking on captain Ron Aldo, faceless going all out for Portugal but has a yellow card, Sandy taking a rest til next match, shenguin fielding a player who didn’t turn up, and gong with a player on either side not knowing who to cheer for…….. anything could happen…..
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 15, 2021 17:48:56 GMT
Chumbles had his op yesterday.
He's at home recovering. No bed for him though.
"I'm Shattered - still in the recovery period at home, but it was successful. Now all we need is for the patient to survive. Bloody and very uncomfortable."
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 15, 2021 18:02:43 GMT
In other news.
My* claim for unemployment benefit from Maryland.gov seems to have gone through.
*Nancy Pelonski and some other dude on Sunday have applied using my email. Fraud or typo? What would master criminal mcGeezak do?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 15, 2021 18:03:04 GMT
Chumbles had his op yesterday. He's at home recovering. No bed for him though. "I'm Shattered - still in the recovery period at home, but it was successful. Now all we need is for the patient to survive. Bloody and very uncomfortable." That is wonderful news. Though it does lead to the prospect of Chumbles occasionally telling off certain people* for perfectly reasonable opinions, which obviously is fine and doesn't lead to any trepidation what so ever, no sirree. *not me. <edit>"No bed...", is Chumbles ... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 15, 2021 18:12:29 GMT
Being bollocked by Chumbles is one of the best things that has ever happened to me.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 15, 2021 18:15:58 GMT
Who the fuck is chumbles?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 15, 2021 18:32:29 GMT
'The Lad' has just informed me that he is quite spiritual and his spirit animal is an elephant called Dennis.*
*OK, I made the Dennis name up. I'll ask him for more details next time.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 15, 2021 18:35:26 GMT
Who the fuck is chumbles? Just some bloke who bollocked Mr.Tiddles apparently. edit: Maybe it's a trick question you know, it doesn't matter how you answer Mr.Tiddles 'removes' you anyway. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 15, 2021 18:35:59 GMT
I'm beginning to think that "The Lad" is Mr Tiddles imaginary friend who is the flower naming person they wish they could be.
<edit>who also wants an elephant called Dennis.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 15, 2021 18:41:32 GMT
I'm beginning to think that "The Lad" is Mr Tiddles imaginary friend who is the flower naming person they wish they could be. It really is called Wendy, tomorrow it'll be Moon Unit Zappa or something. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 15, 2021 18:47:28 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 15, 2021 18:48:33 GMT
I'm beginning to think that "The Lad" is Mr Tiddles imaginary friend who is the flower naming person they wish they could be. It really is called Wendy, tomorrow it'll be Moon Unit Zappa or something. That or James Blunt when he runs out of his usual 'cigarette'. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 15, 2021 19:16:15 GMT
After the Op, won't she be Chumblina now?
If you're reading, all the best Chumbles!
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 15, 2021 19:16:26 GMT
Hot Rats is a great album. 4*
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 15, 2021 19:21:01 GMT
I'm feeling an irrational hatred for Antoine Griezmann because of his hair.I blame Macron.
Also, I hope we don't have to play France. That forward line is cheating.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 15, 2021 19:22:50 GMT
I'm glad to see the Germans giving the French a sporting chance.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 15, 2021 20:52:57 GMT
Squeaky bum time mid table….. rolling banking on captain Ron Aldo, faceless going all out for Portugal but has a yellow card, Sandy taking a rest til next match, shenguin fielding a player who didn’t turn up, and gong with a player on either side not knowing who to cheer for…….. anything could happen….. I think I've rumbled your strategy, gongfarmer. Did you select John Fleck because his uncle used to play for Norwich? |
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