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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2021 10:27:07 GMT
I'm afriad the PS4 and the TV already seem to have gone.
There is an unused COVID mask and 3 credit card bills left for you.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 24, 2021 10:30:08 GMT
I need to know more about the pump rage. Good word-play on the four stars. 4* Thank you. I was quite proud of that. Folk filling up at pumps you pay at and then going into the shop anyway, folk jumping between pumps and angry horn use etc. |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 24, 2021 10:31:14 GMT
Shut out the world. Just play Crankcaller Legendary Edition for 10 days. I've platinumed it |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 24, 2021 10:39:58 GMT
Hi!
Although I had a couple of days worth left, I thought I'd join the PANIC! and have just returned from the Wastelands with a sweet full tank of healthy petrol. No RAGE, no MASSIVE queue, nothing. Bloody rubbish. Those shit stirring cunts in the MSM really need to double down on the scare mongering if this shit is to get real.
OTTM, also bought some wine and sausage rolls as its a Morrisons petrol station.
GAMES! - Spelunky. Died loads. It's brilliant. Still in the mines. Got to 1-3 a few times. 4*
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 24, 2021 10:50:46 GMT
Right where is the smug so and so with an EV?
May risk the petrol thing as WFH means haven't filled up and visiting animals this weekend, running dry half way through the safari, sounds interesting. If you roll the windows down you can even pet the Tigers, why don't they tell you that on the signs?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2021 10:54:17 GMT
It's a logistical nighmare: the PM is already isolating in the bedroom; we have no spare room because we are humble folk; meaning I've been sleeping in the living room which was amazing as I could watch films all night; but now I'm positive too that's no good, so I am in a kid's room and the kid is in the living room. In effect, the kids have taken over the house and we are reliant on them to keep us alive. In short, we are fucked. On the plus side, I have worked out how to use PS4 Remote Play on my laptop, so who cares.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 24, 2021 10:59:14 GMT
It's a logistical nighmare: the PM is already isolating in the bedroom; we have no spare room because we are humble folk; meaning I've been sleeping in the living room which was amazing as I could watch films all night; but now I'm positive too that's no good, so I am in a kid's room and the kid is in the living room. In effect, the kids have taken over the house and we are reliant on them to keep us alive. In short, we are fucked. On the plus side, I have worked out how to use PS4 Remote Play on my laptop, so who cares. Do you have any symptoms? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 24, 2021 11:36:57 GMT
Ffs, Rolling, you weren't supposed to test drive the microchip.
You seem remarkably calm about Lord of the Flies playing out in your living room.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 24, 2021 11:40:51 GMT
Bet you now wish that you'd listened when your child said they needed a bigger room.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 24, 2021 11:47:52 GMT
We've got a converted attic with a bed in it. It's full of tat as well but that's my plan for when I catch it. It has WiFi and power. It's cold as a witches tit in Dec/Jan though.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2021 11:48:30 GMT
Only minor symptoms, touch wood. Feels like a hangover, which effectively means I can drink too much and won't feel any worse the next day than I would anyway, right?
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 24, 2021 11:54:47 GMT
Only minor symptoms, touch wood. Feels like a hangover, which effectively means I can drink too much and won't feel any worse the next day than I would anyway, right? That is a solid plan, Rolling. I fully endorse this. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 24, 2021 11:57:21 GMT
Regular heavy drinking is the best way to mask COVID symptoms, I'm sure.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2021 12:10:40 GMT
Dr Shenguin.
What are you views on Rolling taking ivermectin?
You may assume he has worms as well as covid.
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Post by scamander on Sept 24, 2021 12:11:04 GMT
It's a logistical nighmare: the PM is already isolating in the bedroom; we have no spare room because we are humble folk; meaning I've been sleeping in the living room which was amazing as I could watch films all night; but now I'm positive too that's no good, so I am in a kid's room and the kid is in the living room. In effect, the kids have taken over the house and we are reliant on them to keep us alive. In short, we are fucked. On the plus side, I have worked out how to use PS4 Remote Play on my laptop, so who cares. have you thought about accepting Christ into your heart? |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 24, 2021 12:31:57 GMT
It's a logistical nighmare: the PM is already isolating in the bedroom; we have no spare room because we are humble folk; meaning I've been sleeping in the living room which was amazing as I could watch films all night; but now I'm positive too that's no good, so I am in a kid's room and the kid is in the living room. In effect, the kids have taken over the house and we are reliant on them to keep us alive. In short, we are fucked. On the plus side, I have worked out how to use PS4 Remote Play on my laptop, so who cares. have you thought about accepting Christ into your heart? He's in the outhouse. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 24, 2021 12:35:48 GMT
Dr Shenguin. What are you views on Rolling taking ivermectin? You may assume he has worms as well as covid. I'm against it. The name sounds like it's going to be good pun material, but then really fucks it up with the final two syllables. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2021 12:36:28 GMT
It's a logistical nighmare: the PM is already isolating in the bedroom; we have no spare room because we are humble folk; meaning I've been sleeping in the living room which was amazing as I could watch films all night; but now I'm positive too that's no good, so I am in a kid's room and the kid is in the living room. In effect, the kids have taken over the house and we are reliant on them to keep us alive. In short, we are fucked. On the plus side, I have worked out how to use PS4 Remote Play on my laptop, so who cares. have you thought about accepting Christ into your heart?
No thanks. But can I have one of those Assyrian deities who would help flay my enemies alive?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 24, 2021 12:37:07 GMT
Or impale them on spikes, I'm not fussed about the theological niceities.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 24, 2021 12:41:05 GMT
Why are there no pain-killers in the rain forests? Because the Parrots eat 'em all.
Now there's a drug I can get behind prescribing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2021 12:58:24 GMT
That is aspirinational.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 24, 2021 13:02:12 GMT
I had an email from Norton stating my Epic Games username and password has been posted on the DarkNet in April 2021 (I'm not sure why they are telling me now). I would like to assure this community however that all the victories on my account since April are my own!
If I remember rightly I was forced to change my password around then, so I'm sure it's all fine.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 24, 2021 13:17:49 GMT
I went on the Darknet and all I got was this lousy username.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 24, 2021 13:19:00 GMT
FFS!
Jimmy Greaves, Boycie and now Rolling.
Screw you 2016!
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 24, 2021 13:36:44 GMT
FFS! Jimmy Greaves, Tuffers, Boycie and now Rolling. Screw you 2016! A bad year. |
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