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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 16:57:23 GMT
I've worked out what's wrong with car. I am 90% confident something has broken.
I will now shoot some zombies.
Payback.
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Post by amipal on Nov 1, 2021 17:04:25 GMT
I've worked out what's wrong with car. I am 90% confident something has broken. I will now shoot some zombies. Payback. Had you left the handbrake on? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 17:27:59 GMT
I've worked out what's wrong with car. I am 90% confident something has broken. Had you left the handbrake on? An interesting insight amipal. I believe that as I pulled away one of the brake shoes has sheared off and is now hanging down like Shenguin's willy at a Playboy party. As the wheel rotates, it hits something metal giving me the clunk sound.
Shouldn't be too expensive. If I'm right.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 1, 2021 17:32:54 GMT
if we fail they will not forgive us. They will know that Glasgow was that historic turning point when history failed to turn. They will judge us with bitterness and resentment.
Boz, mate, I'm already there.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 1, 2021 18:12:34 GMT
Give Boris his due, in the budget the other day he made flights to Australia 4 quid more expensive. He's done his bit.
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 1, 2021 19:09:17 GMT
Wait travelling is allowed again or are we still plague island?
One side effect of the clock change is getting tired early or is it having a whole day in the office?
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 19:13:58 GMT
An interesting insight amipal . I believe that as I pulled away one of the brake shoes has sheared off and is now hanging down like Shenguin 's willy at a Playboy party. As the wheel rotates, it hits something metal giving me the clunk sound. Lashing out is never a good thing, look inside and try and centre yourself to the point that you realise you are:
1. An owner of a piece of shit car.
2. A bad car owner.
3. All of the above and no-nothing about car maintenance.
This isn't as amusing as I thought it was. <edit>in retrospect. Go and play with your Buffy dolls. They seem to like you.
<edit> My father's car is not a piece of shit, I may be a bad car owner but I know fuck-loads about cars. Things break, let's not have another 'Brain Seizures are funny' moment.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2021 19:25:35 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2021 19:33:39 GMT
If you use Fackbook, you need to protect yourselves...  Tip: cover your ears... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 19:51:57 GMT
Farkbook? I heard bad things about that.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 1, 2021 20:10:14 GMT
Hey it's still:
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 20:21:45 GMT
Good News.
I have literally just been told that my brother is out of Hospital.
Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 1, 2021 20:24:21 GMT
Good News. I have literally just been told that my brother is out of Hospital. Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!! That's such good news! Now I'm happy. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 1, 2021 20:59:37 GMT
Good news tids.
Be sure to give him the bollocking he deserves.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2021 21:12:22 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 1, 2021 21:48:14 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 21:49:03 GMT
Good news tids.Be sure to give him the bollocking he deserves.I will, and, as I stick the boot in, I'll say 'This one's for Destry, now have another'.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2021 21:54:30 GMT
Oh, I also beat Mrs T at Trivial Pursuit again. 4*
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 1, 2021 22:46:39 GMT
Patrick Bateman doppelganger. *puts on 'hip to be square' record* |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 2, 2021 1:48:45 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 2, 2021 8:24:19 GMT
Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no dick.
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