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Post by scubar on Nov 15, 2021 18:25:57 GMT
A very unfortunate medical condition |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 15, 2021 18:30:47 GMT
Dr Shenguin has an ointment for that. Edit: more likely an enema. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 15, 2021 18:36:36 GMT
A very unfortunate medical condition Only Faceless could get us from a mild worldplay to the swamp bottom. |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 15, 2021 18:38:06 GMT
What's worse - tunnel ass or swamp bottom?
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 15, 2021 18:49:12 GMT
Dr Shenguin has an ointment for that. Edit: more likely an enema. I wouldn't trust him with anything. |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 15, 2021 18:54:53 GMT
The kit Chumbles uses to maintain his most popular Diplomacy streamer status looks to have been at fault. Laugh it up you two; I only got the damned thing so that I could impart my wisdom to the masses. But it is obviously a waste of time ... If you are bored you can always try this out |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 19:01:08 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 15, 2021 19:01:50 GMT
Damn, that was me demoing the effects of tunnel ass |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 15, 2021 19:05:22 GMT
Scotland Vs Denmark at home.
Oh FFS. Cunts. Every. Where.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 19:09:08 GMT
Scotland Vs Denmark at home. Oh FFS. Cunts. Every. Where. Danes included? |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 15, 2021 19:22:14 GMT
The ones on my train seem ok.
The Tartan lads less so
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Post by Faceless on Nov 15, 2021 19:32:13 GMT
I played some Mortal Kombat. I'm not very good at it
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Post by scubar on Nov 15, 2021 19:57:24 GMT
I played some Mortal Kombat. I'm not very good at it Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Baracus |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 19:58:55 GMT
I played some Mortal Kombat. I'm not very good at it Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Baracus One of those directions is wrong. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 15, 2021 20:11:55 GMT
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Baracus One of those directions is wrong. Impossible! The man in the pub gave me his guarantee! |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 15, 2021 20:13:56 GMT
FINISH HIM!
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 20:18:21 GMT
One of those directions is wrong. Impossible! The man in the pub gave me his guarantee! For a small fee I could send you the correct order*. * if they don't work I would suggest you "Git Gid". |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 15, 2021 20:27:04 GMT
Sir Harold smashing four into the onion bag in 40 minutes of the 1st half. I expect FIFA to present us the cup forthwith.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 15, 2021 20:36:12 GMT
I always though San Marino were really good. I mean they always play well against Scotland.
Oh.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 15, 2021 20:39:00 GMT
I'm having a chicken Balti.
Except it probably wasn't made in a Balti and I got it from Sainsbury's.
Afaik my Sainsbury's isn't in Birmingham. Though it can seem a long walk with a rucksack full of shopping.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 20:40:31 GMT
I always though San Marino were really good. I mean they always play well against Scotland. Oh. Unlike England you haven't conceded a goal against San Marino. Scottish goalkeepers for the win. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 15, 2021 20:41:00 GMT
Probably be a closer match if England were playing Dan Marino.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 15, 2021 20:44:11 GMT
Sir Harold just can't help himself, can he? A man who knows exactly what the onion bag is for.
Meanwhile, Big Soapy has nodded one in against the hitherto invincible pastry munchers.
Fun football fact: if you live in Scot-er-lund, STV (Scottish Television) broadcasts the England games live, but not the Scotland games! So you can watch Sir Harold on council telly, but not Big Soapy.
There are two reasons for this. First, STV is not allowed to bid for the football as a local opt out, and would only be allowed to show Scotland matches if they were broadcast UK wide (lol). Second, the UK Government list of protected sports events which must be available on terrestrial telly includes England matches, but not those of the other nations.
So that's all fine, isn't it?
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Post by Destry on Nov 15, 2021 21:03:22 GMT
So, with all these anti-vaxxers boycotting Tesco, many of us will feel a lot safer shopping there.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 15, 2021 21:06:40 GMT
So, with all these anti-vaxxers boycotting Tesco, many of us will feel a lot safer shopping there. So we'll see them in Waitrose now, lovely. |
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