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Post by Chumbles on Dec 11, 2021 22:48:30 GMT
Which end was Captain Jack? I don't really want to know ... he's no Palomine-o And it's a good night from me |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 11, 2021 23:14:56 GMT
New PM and Home Secretary announced.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 11, 2021 23:22:27 GMT
Nob jokes are fine, getting it out isn't.
Or at least thats's what I was told at the Sheriff Court.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 11, 2021 23:34:49 GMT
I've taken Silcox's advice and have moved onto wine. McGuigan Shiraz. Lovely.
Also, even though I'm still full from earlier, I can't stop eating the 'free' prawn crackers. I think they contain cocaine. Or goofball whizz popping ecstasy pipe dust.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 11, 2021 23:46:06 GMT
I am definitely not reading all that shit.
Faceless needs to sort his fucking apostrophe's out. Fuckcockbadger.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 12, 2021 5:40:11 GMT
More tablets erc. Doing anything for the last week has been enlivened by a very painful self-inflicted wound. I clipped my right hand forefinger nail and a small patch of the skin out of the corner. I'm a believer in leaving non-bleeding wounds open to the air ... But after a week of shouting "Fuck it" every time I do something, I've had to admit defeat and bandage it. Why haven't I mentioned it? Because I am not happy about revealing that I am a humongous wimp. But it's sooo disproportionately painful and I can't avoid using that finger. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 12, 2021 8:24:00 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 12, 2021 8:34:34 GMT
So the PM has just told the child she's not going to a pantomime tonight with the Brownies in the SECC. On the actual fucking day of the event. Despite having doubts about it since Fri.
*I'm* the prick btw as I didn't think about it before she brought it up last night. I'm so fucking annoyed we didn't tell her yesterday.
Games. A little Forza.
TV. Dead to Me.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 12, 2021 8:37:09 GMT
Oh and any "oh no she didn't" comments will be met with a hard stare.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 12, 2021 11:33:58 GMT
When will my hat arrive?
I sent the seller - ‘east-sector’, in Poland - a polite message. I posted it into Google Translate so it would come out in perfect Polish. I’m hoping they will read it and think ‘This is a pleasant surprise from someone for England. We will surely expedite his order.’
I don’t know …
I don’t think I’ll see this hat until March…
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Post by lazybones on Dec 12, 2021 11:37:21 GMT
Games
I played one game of Fortnite in Duos last night, and we won!
Then my companion suggested we play something else. We put on Red Dead Online but halfway through a horse-ride to a mission, he said he was falling asleep and had to call it a night.
Ah it was me wasn’t it? It was me. It was me.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 12, 2021 11:53:42 GMT
Oh and any "oh no she didn't" comments will be met with a hard stare. I miss being told that everything that goes wrong is my fault. NOT! The most spectacular was when I told the ex-wife not to attempt getting home. The gritters at midday weren't keeping pace with the snow, the temperature already dropping below freezing and that with the hill up out of Beaconsfield, Gore Hill, Stanley Hill Avenue, the drop down into Chesham then the really steep climb* up to our place at the top of Waterside (the access road already turned into a toboggan run by the local cunt kids) there was really no chance of her getting home and to see if one of her colleagues would put her up for the night. I think stxdpr may understand how lethal that route gets in icy weather. She left it until 4 pm, got stuck in the stalled traffic on the hill up out of Beaconsfield and took until 10 pm to turn around and get back to her boss's place 2 miles away. And it was all my fault for not insisting that she came home earlier. I then ensured that I received a colder reception than the weather by telling her that I had told her not to attempt getting home! That lasted for over a week ... * one of the four steep inclines up Waterside from the bottom road by the River Chess... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 12, 2021 11:55:09 GMT
Well, I was going to go out in the motor this morning for a cruise. I didn't due to Mr Pfizer and his amazing side-effects. Bummer. lazybones. It was you and you knows it blud. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 12, 2021 12:10:50 GMT
Morning all.
We were supposed to be having my dad and his partner over for dinner today, but we’ve all got some sort of cold on the go here. So that’s that cancelled.
TVblog: Seinfeld and Lost in Space.
WarHermitblog: I’ve been painting five marines for the last week, but the brightness I require just isn’t happening. I’m cutting my loses, and putting them in the dip.
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Post by amipal on Dec 12, 2021 12:34:20 GMT
lazybonesYour hat is in the Brexit-blizzard, mired in logistical and customs red tape.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2021 12:51:05 GMT
Looks like Anne Rice is facing an interview with the umpire.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 12, 2021 12:54:07 GMT
Hi
To even out last night's Chinese MSG-athon I'm making a cottage pie for tonight, to be served with carrots and tender-stem broccoli.
After his sad tale of gaming rejection, I was going to poke fun at Lazybones (no offence!) by posting the video from Airplane, where the chap bores the Nun into hanging herself, but the clip from youtube was just part of a longer sequence of the film and lost its purpose.
Also can hopefully 'Get Gaming Done' later.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2021 12:57:23 GMT
So, everyone pumped for the Formula One?
I'll go first:
No not really
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 12, 2021 12:58:29 GMT
Morning
I am also planning a cottage pie. Carrots will be grated into the pie mix, as is the weird way of the PM.
Tomorrow will be leftover curry, while she is at work. A win-double….. games may be involved.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 12, 2021 13:00:05 GMT
I have been gifted a motor in FH…. If it was anyone here, thanks. I didn’t recognise the username….
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 12, 2021 13:28:15 GMT
I've just finished updating my Tesco shopping lists; it takes ages because the website doesn't carry forward the bloody substitutions so that you have to re-enter them all again... (it's really really tiresome having to ignore all the stuff that I can't eat.) and battling my surgery's Repeat Prescription form whereby they keep removing items that I haven't ordered for a while resulting in goddam hours on the phone next week trying to get the online list adjusted AND get them ordered manually this time. It rather defeats the purpose of an online process... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 12, 2021 13:53:53 GMT
I have been gifted a motor in FH…. If it was anyone here, thanks. I didn’t recognise the username…. The only cars you can personally gift are ones bought in the Forza shop as far as I can make out. Did Crank get his Bugatti? Who knows.
I would gift a car to you Gongly, but you can only do one a week.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 12, 2021 14:00:15 GMT
RIP Anne Rice
I have seen both films and I have read the Vampire chronicles, rather good on all counts.
PS - the books were better than the films 4*
Ganes: same as always, run courier jobs, get hunted, win (by running/flying away) repeat.
films: no
The expanse: (which is strangely similar to E:D) building the tension by waiting for that binge moment when I will blitzkrieg the season.
OTM: headache, sniffles, blocked snoz, dizzy (mild), but ok.
end. K.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 12, 2021 14:20:57 GMT
Oof chumbles, the hills the south of Wycombe were bad and I remember the other year all the rear wheel drive cars got stuck on the slight incline on the a404 to handy cross with everyone sleeping in the hotel and John Lewis.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 12, 2021 14:40:39 GMT
So is Forza as dramatic as the F1?
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