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Post by scamander on Dec 13, 2021 11:50:07 GMT
Morning all,
Had my booster yesterday. Ferling rpugh today so off work. This leads me to...
SkyrimChat.
Went Redguard rather than Breton, feeling that lack of magical resistance early on. Ooof.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 13, 2021 12:05:30 GMT
Having slept in, I am waaay behind my chores. Horrible nightmares overnight - first I was being chopped up by the black axe gang (listening to a BBC Africa report on them in the early hours was NOT a clever idea). And then the nightmare where you wake up, but you haven't - an endless cycle of 'waking' after sensing a horrible disaster. I have a recurring dream where I stab Schofield to death in the back alley of a Newcastle bookies.
Tids: Why are you still doing those shit adverts on TV? Schofield: I don't know Mr Tids, I wasn't thinking straight. I wasn't in my right mind. Tids: Do you want to die Schofield? Schofield: No Mr Tids, please... Tids: You knew what I'd do Schofield...You KNEW what I'd do.
[cut to shot of a crumpled Schofield on the floor with a red dot on his Arran fucking sweater]
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 13, 2021 12:05:56 GMT
I was panicking because I didn't have a Tesco delivery slot Xmas week... I just checked on the off chance that someone had cancelled a delivery or they had released more slots and there were two available on 21st! So I have managed to snag a Tesco Tom slot at 8 p.m. on the 21st: |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 13, 2021 12:07:46 GMT
Having slept in, I am waaay behind my chores. Horrible nightmares overnight - first I was being chopped up by the black axe gang (listening to a BBC Africa report on them in the early hours was NOT a clever idea). And then the nightmare where you wake up, but you haven't - an endless cycle of 'waking' after sensing a horrible disaster. I have a recurring dream where I stab Schofield to death in the back alley of a Newcastle bookies.
Tids: Why are you still doing those shit adverts on TV? Schofield: I don't know Mr Tids, I wasn't thinking straight. I wasn't in my right mind. Tids: Do you want to die Schofield? Schofield: No Mr Tids, please... Tids: You knew what I'd do Schofield...You KNEW what I'd do.
[cut to shot of a crumpled Schofield on the floor with a red dot on his Arran fucking sweater]
You need to frame Willoughby or Gordon the Gopher to finish the job.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2021 12:19:49 GMT
Hi
I'm supposed to be working but instead I am watching a spider that has spun a line of web from the top of my monitor down towards the bottom. Remarkably, it's exactly plumb with the margin of the word document I am supposed to be looking at. I'm considering widening or narrowing the margin to see if it prompts spidey to realign his silky ladder.
OTTM, no
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Post by lazybones on Dec 13, 2021 13:00:52 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Dec 13, 2021 13:08:05 GMT
Maybe those articles have been seeded, by the St. Petersburg Troll-house? ...
Who knows what to believe?
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2021 13:15:33 GMT
I can confidently say that "Hair of the dog" works.
I might try alcohol next and see if that is as effective.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 13, 2021 13:18:56 GMT
Picked up my first Escape from Tarkov dog tag from this dude:
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Post by silcox on Dec 13, 2021 13:30:06 GMT
Hello campers!
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 13, 2021 13:30:12 GMT
Having slept in, I am waaay behind my chores. Horrible nightmares overnight - first I was being chopped up by the black axe gang (listening to a BBC Africa report on them in the early hours was NOT a clever idea). And then the nightmare where you wake up, but you haven't - an endless cycle of 'waking' after sensing a horrible disaster. I have a recurring dream where I stab Schofield to death in the back alley of a Newcastle bookies.
Tids: Why are you still doing those shit adverts on TV? Schofield: I don't know Mr Tids, I wasn't thinking straight. I wasn't in my right mind. Tids: Do you want to die Schofield? Schofield: No Mr Tids, please... Tids: You knew what I'd do Schofield...You KNEW what I'd do. [cut to shot of a crumpled Schofield on the floor with a red dot on his Arran fucking sweater]
Why do you hate Philip Schofield so much? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 13, 2021 13:36:26 GMT
afternoon all BLERGH!  carry on. end. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 13, 2021 13:42:52 GMT
I have a recurring dream where I stab Schofield to death in the back alley of a Newcastle bookies.
Why do you hate Philip Schofield so much? 'cos he's a cunt. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 13, 2021 13:42:57 GMT
Hey crank, we're cancelling events. Edit the cooncil website shitty CMS to this effect. Also post on Social Media and put stuff on the catalogue.
Does all that.
The directorate management team are raging, take down the posts till they decide what we're doing. *Sigh* I love local Govt.
Ottm. Another kid in the child's class has covid. Fuckin A. We're not escaping it this Christmas I fucking know it. What a bag of shite.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 13, 2021 13:50:26 GMT
Why do you hate Philip Schofield so much? 'cos he's a cunt. Easy |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2021 13:54:31 GMT
CMS = Content Management System.
Your welcome.
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Post by silcox on Dec 13, 2021 14:04:42 GMT
Champions League draw being done again at 2. Pesky rich clubs not liking the results
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2021 14:06:01 GMT
Hi
Popped to morrisons at lunch at picked up some sweet loot. 2 scotch pies from the fresh bakery. I'm scoffing one and reheating one in the oven.
Spider-cam. He's now spun a line between the monitor and the laptop screen. Thrilling stuff.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2021 14:07:39 GMT
Hi Popped to morrisons at lunch at picked up some sweet loot. 2 scotch pies from the fresh bakery. I'm scoffing one and reheating one in the oven. Spider-cam. He's now spun a line between the monitor and the laptop screen. Thrilling stuff. What is a Scotch pie? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 13, 2021 14:08:16 GMT
Thought this might cheer the box up, guaranteed to tickle parts unreached.
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Post by silcox on Dec 13, 2021 14:11:20 GMT
Wine was a bad idea Saturday. I found some emergency port as well. My thoughts were like the contents of Videodrome the next morning.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2021 14:20:34 GMT
Hi Popped to morrisons at lunch at picked up some sweet loot. 2 scotch pies from the fresh bakery. I'm scoffing one and reheating one in the oven. Spider-cam. He's now spun a line between the monitor and the laptop screen. Thrilling stuff. What is a Scotch pie? A meat filled pie (mine was compacted mince beef) with lots of pepper in a crispy water cooked pastry around the sides and soft pastry on top. It looks like a pie from The Beano. I think Crank et al just call them pies. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2021 14:22:00 GMT
Also, they're fairly small, hence why you need two.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2021 14:27:21 GMT
I now want a Desperate Dan cow pie accompanied by bangers and mash with the sausages stuck in the mash. 4*
<edit>and another vegetable just to keep Shenguin happy.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2021 14:48:16 GMT
I am at a client in a room with a Nespresso machine. I am very quickly working my way through each flavour of posh coffee.
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