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Post by crankcaller on Jan 6, 2022 12:06:56 GMT
Just wait until you hear about the Lee Enfield. He was a cousin of Lee Cooper |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 6, 2022 12:13:01 GMT
It has started to snow here. I think maybe I should go home. I received my Tesco delivery dressed in my surgical gown, mask and marigolds (like Steve Martin, sans extracting claws) and Tesco Tom, wrapped up in Arctic survival gear, insisted on keeping the door open so he could keep an eye on his van. 'Home' temperature dropped 6c in the house while I unloaded the crates. My shopping angel described it as Baltic ... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 6, 2022 12:24:21 GMT
Is that one of those gowns that is open at the back?
No wonder he didn't want to be trapped in the house.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 6, 2022 12:24:56 GMT
Dentistry Chat.
I bit something hard the other day and spat out what looked like a bit of tooth. I had been eating mashed potato, so there can't have been any pressure. I can't identify anywhere in my mouth that feels like a broken tooth. Exactly the same thing happened about 3 months ago, and after that the dentist claimed he couldn't see any broken teeth. It's quite troubling. Are my teeth so knackered that when bits fall off them nobody can tell the difference? Am I regurgitating pieces of someone else's teeth? Either way, it shows you shouldn't believe everything whatalark tells you about the benign qualities of the potato. I had that, hadn't been for quiet a while, and turned out it was a blue plaque. I didn't know you were famous! |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 6, 2022 12:27:24 GMT
Is that one of those gowns that is open at the back? No wonder he didn't want to be trapped in the house. Yes, but it was tied closed! - I wasn't touting for trade... |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 6, 2022 12:27:48 GMT
Just wait until you hear about the Lee Enfield. What has the most annoying standup comedian with a repetitive and derivative brand of physical comedy got to do with it? |
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Post by scamander on Jan 6, 2022 12:38:06 GMT
Lee Enfield discovered Enfield?
What a world.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 6, 2022 12:51:12 GMT
I'd have kept quiet about it if I discovered Enfield.
If you discovered somewhere nice it would be different.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 6, 2022 12:51:19 GMT
Just wait until you hear about the Lee Enfield. What has the most annoying standup comedian with a repetitive and derivative brand of physical comedy got to do with it? Shenguin has given me moral trouble. Who do I despise more, the Schofield or Lee Evans?
I need to ruminate on this most taxing of decisions.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 6, 2022 12:53:55 GMT
The Guardian thinks that Die Hard 3 and the Last Boy Scout are better than the Sixth Sense and Die Hard 2. I can't believe I give money to these guys.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 6, 2022 12:59:22 GMT
sorry, I'm soooo sorry..
Wordle 201 2/6
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(smug look, walks away like a boss)
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 6, 2022 13:05:49 GMT
slight issue with spacing hence the edit
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 6, 2022 13:06:28 GMT
*Raised Spock eyebrow*
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 6, 2022 13:08:28 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 6, 2022 13:11:07 GMT
 I will post an image of it after midnight in case any one hasn't done it yet. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 6, 2022 13:14:08 GMT
All kicking off in Kazakhstan. I think it's great that Russia has an MP called Leonid Kalashnikov getting involved. Eets naught niiiice |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 6, 2022 13:16:44 GMT
Vegetable Pathia. Found it in the fridge. Can't quite remember what day it's from, but it looks ok.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 6, 2022 13:17:43 GMT
The Guardian thinks that Die Hard 3 and the Last Boy Scout are better than the Sixth Sense and Die Hard 2. I can't believe I give money to these guys.
The Sixth Sense was shite |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 6, 2022 13:19:36 GMT
The Guardian thinks that Die Hard 3 and the Last Boy Scout are better than the Sixth Sense and Die Hard 2. I can't believe I give money to these guys.
I stopped reading when the shits described Sixth Sense as a bad movie with a great Willis performance when is was absolutely the other fucking way around. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 6, 2022 13:24:10 GMT
I'm cancelling my direct debit to Faceless as well now.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 6, 2022 13:28:34 GMT
So many wrong opinions.
Anyway, Ginsters Cornish Pasty for lunch. 4*
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 6, 2022 13:35:35 GMT
1 Warburtons breakfast muffin, sliced and toasted, with bacon and brie filling.
Builders Tea.
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Post by lazybones on Jan 6, 2022 13:35:49 GMT
Vegetable Pathia. Found it in the fridge. Can't quite remember what day it's from, but it looks ok. That's good eatin' |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 6, 2022 13:39:13 GMT
The Guardian thinks that Die Hard 3 and the Last Boy Scout are better than the Sixth Sense and Die Hard 2. I can't believe I give money to these guys.
Also no Armageddon. WTF? I'd also have included Sin City. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 6, 2022 13:41:40 GMT
sorry, I'm soooo sorry.. Wordle 201 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (smug look, walks away like a twat) You are not supposed to Google the answer, which you did. |
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