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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2022 10:34:06 GMT
A British home must be run with precision. Genius! I wish I had thought of that... Actually, I wish I had that. I exist in a semi-organized chaos, which is closer to losing the organized than the chaos. Worble: To be fair we know its word list is based on US spelling. I remember when the British Scrabble championship changed its rules to accept American spellings and the venting of spleen that followed (not least by me*). At this distance it was obvious that to compete in the nascent World champs, competitors would need to know US variant spellings. *How dare they fuck about with our language, as if they had sailed a warship up the Thames, raided the British Library and stolen all the dictionaries... |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 9, 2022 10:35:58 GMT
hullo ...
I spent most of last night watching 'Black Rain' - a Michael Douglas vehicle. It wasn't the worst Tuesday night I've had, but it wasn't the best.
Now thinking about lunch.
I might have a burrito.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2022 10:36:39 GMT
When I think of amipal having a gourmet evening with some friends, I'm reminded of that old Prince Charles joke. Dining guest: Charles, where's the salt shaker? Prince Charles: Oh, it's his day off. (well, I didn't claim it was funny) |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 9, 2022 10:39:13 GMT
It's all in the telling.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 9, 2022 10:44:05 GMT
Morning all, Caught Adele's acceptance speech. She mentioned that writers should use their own experiences as material. Because this doesn't happen much nowadays. I hope all the artists took note. This is cutting edge advice. Makes you wonder how Churchill would've written History of English-speaking peoples? Or Arthur c. Clarke 2001 etx. Or David Bowie Space Oddity. Fatuous tart. I didn't realise the esteemed gentleman were writing that much nowadays, impressive. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 9, 2022 10:46:30 GMT
I went to the pub after work, and had one pint. Then I went home, and spent a fair portion of the evening dealing with human shit, which was leaking too often and too fast out of a 7-year-old hole in a child who is not mine. Then I washed my hands and played some Fortnite.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 9, 2022 10:50:26 GMT
Makes you wonder how Churchill would've written History of English-speaking peoples? Or Arthur c. Clarke 2001 etx. Or David Bowie Space Oddity. Fatuous tart. I didn't realise the esteemed gentleman were writing that much nowadays, impressive. I mean you've purposefully misread ... what Chumbles was saying there. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2022 10:51:05 GMT
I do like Chumbles calling Adele a Fatuous tart. I don't quite know why, it's just the way it's written. "She was a tempestuous vixen, the kind of woman desperate men would throw themselves against. Fatuous tart." |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 9, 2022 11:04:58 GMT
I don't like 'tart' as an insult.
Something about it.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 9, 2022 11:09:56 GMT
I used to work with someone in Liverpool who used the word 'tart' interchangeably with 'girlfriend'. So he'd say to me in the morning, 'How's your tart (insert real life human name)?' I didn't know how to take it, but I didn't like it much. Anyway one night he took a load of cocaine, got in a fight with some other 'likely lads', and apparently had all his teeth punched out. I didn’t see him after that.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 9, 2022 11:24:45 GMT
Poor spelling, insulting words for women, and reports of violence. It's all gone a bit Babyfark in here, and he hasn't even posted yet today.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2022 11:25:26 GMT
I used to work with someone in Liverpool who used the word 'tart' interchangeably with 'girlfriend'. So he'd say to me in the morning, 'How's your tart (insert real life human name)?' I didn't know how to take it, but I didn't like it much. Anyway one night he took a load of coke, got in a fight and apparently had all his teeth punched out. I never saw him again. In that context I completely agree, he sounds like a prat. We could get into a rather lengthy debate about this, but I've got to take some videos back. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 9, 2022 11:28:34 GMT
Is Babyfark a citizen of the United States of America?
If so he might not be up for another hour or so.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 9, 2022 11:29:24 GMT
Poor spelling, insulting words for women, and reports of violence. It's all gone a bit Babyfark in here, and he hasn't even posted yet today. I disagree. I could call Brad Pitt a tart. He'd punch my lights out, though.
That's it, I'll say no more. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 9, 2022 12:05:57 GMT
That was BigG, not Babyfark
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2022 12:07:10 GMT
Hashtag Wenchgate part deux
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 9, 2022 12:13:46 GMT
Bellends.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 9, 2022 12:17:14 GMT
Morning!
Off to the dentist in an hour. Really don't want to go. Had my first check up since the Before Times™ at the beginning of January and they booked me in for this to have a "Deep Clean". Which I translate as "Torture you for fun because we're fucking psychopaths"
#prayfortuffersgnashers
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 9, 2022 12:29:41 GMT
Hmmm
Wordle 235 4/6
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 9, 2022 13:03:25 GMT
Wordle 235 2/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Morning fellow gun wielding hamburger munchers! Yee-haw!! Wordle 235 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Howdy, folks! My first 2-liner and of all possible words it's this?? I did not foresee that. The first line was a dead giveaway of what was going on here. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2022 13:11:58 GMT
Makes you wonder how Churchill would've written History of English-speaking peoples? Or Arthur c. Clarke 2001 etx. Or David Bowie Space Oddity. Fatuous tart. I didn't realise the esteemed gentleman were writing that much nowadays, impressive. Tut! Grammar Timothy - Mismatch of number. Destry won't be amused. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 9, 2022 13:20:08 GMT
I'm taking a break from chores* and spotted this beautiful tribute to The Beatles... *aka slacking |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 9, 2022 13:25:04 GMT
Sat in the pre torture waiting room. There's still time to leg it. But my legs won't work. I'm paralysed with dread. I need the toilet. Must. Get. Up. Need air...
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2022 13:38:38 GMT
It's gone all lazybones. Been at a branch all morning.
Come into HQ to find someone in my chair. At my desk.
Cheeky cunt. That's the KVM getting fitted then if they won't take the hint.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 9, 2022 13:40:10 GMT
The wee prick in question was mentioning last week he was off to see Coldplay. I didn't laugh in his face, I should have done.
Tbf his gf wanted to go. I saw them years ago as my gf wanted to go.
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