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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 4, 2022 13:55:07 GMT
“‘A person eating eggplant for dinner’; contained phallic imagery in the response.”
Top, and, quite literally, banana.
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Post by whatalark on May 4, 2022 13:57:33 GMT
I've still got 2 ginger snap biscuits left in the tin to eat before the last Christmas is technically over.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 4, 2022 13:58:56 GMT
I've still got 2 ginger snap biscuits left in the tin to eat before the last Christmas is technically over. We have 3 bottles of mulled wine. Destined to be in the cupboard until Doomsday because no one likes mulled wine unless it's Glastonbury. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 4, 2022 13:59:40 GMT
Wordle 319 4/6
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Triangle strangler is indeed good, but very chatty. I still haven't finished the demo after playing it for 2 hours, despite having done relatively little.
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Post by whatalark on May 4, 2022 14:01:14 GMT
I can feel an afternoon nap coming on. Keep the noise down please.
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Post by Tuffers on May 4, 2022 14:22:20 GMT
I've still got 2 ginger snap biscuits left in the tin to eat before the last Christmas is technically over. We have 3 bottles of mulled wine. Destined to be in the cupboard until Doomsday because no one likes mulled wine unless it's Glastonbury. We've still got an unopened Jacob's biscuits for cheese selection and a microwaveable Xmas pudding. Hopefully both ok for next Xmas. Unless we're all vapourised before then. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 4, 2022 14:57:07 GMT
We've got a mulled wine kit. This is minus the wine. It goes out of date in Oct and I'm not off to Glastonbury.
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Post by crankcaller on May 4, 2022 14:57:41 GMT
Also.
Aaaaaagggggghhhhhhh.
Fucking stupid IT cunts.
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Post by Chumbles on May 4, 2022 15:03:34 GMT
“‘A person eating eggplant for dinner’; contained phallic imagery in the response.” Top, and, quite literally, banana. You have to avoid bananas... (it's not meatspin, more like woodspin!) |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 4, 2022 15:03:43 GMT
Xmas pudding or drowning in a radioactive wave.
It's a tough call. I might move closer to sea level.
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Post by amipal on May 4, 2022 15:04:37 GMT
Morning all! Another night of terrible sleep. I think my social interactions in the office yesterday had my brain going nineteen-to-the-dozen. TVblog: nope! Filmblog: first half of Return of the Jedi. It’s… a bit of a mess at the start isn’t it? Takes a while to actually get going. Much like my face. Carblog: had the second part of the 2.3 update install yesterday. Fun times. It has not fixed the odd ticking sound I get from the entertainment unit, as people on forums assured me it would. Pratts. I really like the start, of Return of the Jedi. In fact I love it. I don’t want to fall out with you over this, lazybones… I get the point of that part of the plot. But there’s too much oocher-moocher-shonga crap from the assembled aliens. Makes all those scenes much slower than they need to be. Could have been a much tighter film with that condensed into “Luke Skywalker travels to Tattoine to rescue the gang” - would have got right into negotiation, light-sabre battle, rancor, sarlac pit. |
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Post by gongfarmer on May 4, 2022 15:45:03 GMT
Aaaaargh.
My pooter has thrown a dirty protest and after a double crash has decided my .pst file is corrupted and has begun an 8-stage recovery program. Didn't this happen to another 'boxer in the last few days?
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Post by lazybones on May 4, 2022 16:21:38 GMT
I don’t want to fall out with you over this, lazybones … I get the point of that part of the plot. But there’s too much oocher-moocher-shonga crap from the assembled aliens. Makes all those scenes much slower than they need to be. Could have been a much tighter film with that condensed into “Luke Skywalker travels to Tattoine to rescue the gang” - would have got right into negotiation, light-sabre battle, rancor, sarlac pit. Oocher-moocher-shonga. It's good to have a name for the concept. I will admit - the special edition versions are abysmal. Extra aliens but all CGI. Give me ... Four hours of the Max Rebo Band, ending with Jabba the Hutt appearing behind the curtain. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 4, 2022 16:26:19 GMT
Hello!
Ganes? No.
Telly? No!
Ottm: I have been at a funeral today. Funerals can be quite depressing. The lyrics to Abide With Me are a case in point - everyone is already staring at a coffin, do they really need to be made to sing a song about how everything is always decaying to boot? At mine I'm going to have The Only Way is Up by Yazz and the Plastic Population. Really put a smile on everyone's face.
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Post by lazybones on May 4, 2022 16:31:07 GMT
Abide with me is a real tear-jerker.
A good song for a funeral.
I went to to one funeral with an upbeat song at the end and I didn't like it.
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Post by Tuffers on May 4, 2022 16:32:20 GMT
Can you actually smile if you're already laughing and doing 'high-fives'?
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Post by lazybones on May 4, 2022 16:35:23 GMT
The worst thing about the Return of the Jedi special edition is the extended celebration at the end, with the Gungan voice shouting 'Weesa free'.
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Post by Chumbles on May 4, 2022 16:37:51 GMT
When I go, I hope everyone has a drink, a laugh and swaps ridiculous stories about "that old bugger"...
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Post by crankcaller on May 4, 2022 16:41:28 GMT
I was having "I am the Resurrection" by the Stone Roses but then Brown turned into a fanny. ok, ok. More of...
Instead, as the curtains close at the crematorium I'm having Energy Flash by Joey Beltram.
With frikkin lasers, a 40k Turbosound rig and a bag of mitsubishi's we found in my pals mums basement*
*We didn't - but he reckons there's some there from when he used to deal.
I informed him he's an idiot and he either ate or sold them.
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Post by lazybones on May 4, 2022 16:47:53 GMT
I thought I wanted a song by Nico. But then she turned out to be racist (maybe, possibly, probably?)
Then I thought I wanted my death to be greeted with no ceremony at all. Thrown into a pit, like a victim of the plague.
Then I thought maybe one of those eco-burials might be nice, with some acoustic music. But not a guitar. Maybe a lute. Maybe a melancholic bassoon solo.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 4, 2022 16:55:10 GMT
I wonder if having the grave decorated to resemble the maw of the Sarlacc Pit would bring some amusement to the nerd contingent among the mourners?
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Post by whatalark on May 4, 2022 17:23:31 GMT
I don't want a fuss when I go. So I'm not even going to tell any body that I've died.
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Post by lazybones on May 4, 2022 17:29:14 GMT
I was having "I am the Resurrection" by the Stone Roses but then Brown turned into a fanny. ok, ok. More of... Instead, as the curtains close at the crematorium I'm having Energy Flash by Joey Beltram. With frikkin lasers, a 40k Turbosound rig and a bag of mitsubishi's we found in my pals mums basement* *We didn't - but he reckons there's some there from when he used to deal. I informed him he's an idiot and he either ate or sold them. It's not a bad idea. There might not be much wailing but there will be gnashing of the teeth. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 4, 2022 17:31:52 GMT
One of the headstones I saw at the cemetery just had the names and dates of the deceased and the word 'WHY' in capital letters. It would be hard to top that. Maybe a magic eye carving of a leaping dolphin?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 4, 2022 17:35:51 GMT
When I die, I won't give 2 shits what everyone else does, 'cos I'll be dead. However, I might like In-a-Gadda-da-Vida played, just to piss everyone off.
I am a mean dude.
Mean...
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