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Post by MrTiddles on May 4, 2022 17:42:50 GMT
One of the headstones I saw at the cemetery just had the names and dates of the deceased and the word 'WHY' in capital letters. It would be hard to top that. Maybe a magic eye carving of a leaping dolphin? A carving of The Fonz and "Ayyy" scrawled underneath? |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 4, 2022 17:49:29 GMT
I don’t want to fall out with you over this, lazybones … I get the point of that part of the plot. But there’s too much oocher-moocher-shonga crap from the assembled aliens. Makes all those scenes much slower than they need to be. Could have been a much tighter film with that condensed into “Luke Skywalker travels to Tattoine to rescue the gang” - would have got right into negotiation, light-sabre battle, rancor, sarlac pit. Oocher-moocher-shonga. It's good to have a name for the concept. "And the Academy Award for the best oocher-moocher-shonga goes to..." |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 4, 2022 18:25:44 GMT
Exit Music by Radiohead at ear splitting volume with the coffin lowered into the burning inferno just as the guitars kick in.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 4, 2022 18:44:31 GMT
I have a sneaking suspicion that if I have a choice, Lust for life, by Iggy & the stooges would be suitably inappropriate for my sendoff.
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Post by Tuffers on May 4, 2022 19:30:01 GMT
As we all know, with it being scientifically proven as fact, once we kark it we are reincarnated as another being. So surely the funeral music should reflect what we would like to come back as?
So a bit a Freddie Mercury, maybe come back as The Queen.
Spot of Culture Club, re-born as a chameleon.
One of Suede's hits, come back as a whiney talentless cunt.
Obviously this doesn't apply to Tiddles, he's going straight to hell.
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Post by Faceless on May 4, 2022 19:44:37 GMT
Having already done the whiney talentless cunt thing, I'd kinda hope for something different next time round
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Post by MrTiddles on May 4, 2022 19:52:55 GMT
Obviously this doesn't apply to Tiddles, he's going straight to hell. You are already dead. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 4, 2022 19:53:26 GMT
Brett Anderson is a Master Builder. Hardly talentless.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 4, 2022 19:55:05 GMT
Well, my bridge has finally given up the ghost (fallen off, twice). I will now be a member of the Chumbles club. All hail Chumbles! |
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Post by Tuffers on May 4, 2022 20:03:01 GMT
Obviously this doesn't apply to Tiddles, he's going straight to hell. You are already dead. Schofield's 9 circles of hell. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 4, 2022 20:27:00 GMT
Well, my bridge has finally given up the ghost (fallen off, twice). I will now be a member of the Chumbles club. All hail Chumbles ! All hail Tids! 🖖 |
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Post by Destry on May 4, 2022 21:41:09 GMT
Chatterbox Wednedsay
Wednedsay? WEDNEDSAY? Fuck sake Admin. Get a grip.
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Post by Chumbles on May 4, 2022 21:50:08 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on May 4, 2022 21:50:41 GMT
Chatterbox Wednedsay
Wednedsay? WEDNEDSAY? Fuck sake Admin. Get a grip. We'd ned say anything because we didn't want to hurt Admin's feelings. |
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Post by Destry on May 4, 2022 22:10:09 GMT
Soooo...any Man City fans in tonight?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 5, 2022 0:15:59 GMT
Chatterbox Wednedsay
Wednedsay? WEDNEDSAY? Fuck sake Admin. Get a grip. I don't know what is worse, adnim making a mistake like that or none of us spotting until you did, it's a concern.  |
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