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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 9:08:36 GMT
I should point out that the only reason Tootsie thinks the JW's are moaners is because I have consistently enforced this idea into her head from the beginning of her tenancy. It's like teaching a puppy new tricks.
I am a bad man, but thorough.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 10, 2022 9:18:46 GMT
Replace the black pudding with sliced sausage and the tea with coffee and you'll have a hit on your hands. Sausage and sliced sausage?Β You know, square sausage. We've discussed this before. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 9:24:28 GMT
I could totally scoff a square sausage right now. It wouldn't stand a chance.
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2022 9:32:12 GMT
"Sausage and sliced sausage?"
Slice is more peppery than standard sausages so yeah probably. Or even better is onion slice. Basically slice with wee bits of onion through it.
My mum used to make sausage casserole with slice. Amazing stuff. Stewed with onions, potatoes, carrots. Basically stovies I suppose.
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2022 9:33:28 GMT
I want slice. Christ.
Why don't Greggs deliver here.
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Post by Chumbles on May 10, 2022 9:38:04 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on May 10, 2022 9:47:30 GMT
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Post by Destry on May 10, 2022 9:59:54 GMT
Pay attention ChumblesYour post should be adressed to Babyfark. Crank knows his sausages. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2022 10:04:18 GMT
And my onions!
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Post by Chumbles on May 10, 2022 10:05:15 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on May 10, 2022 10:06:09 GMT
Morning all. Readers, gather round for the latest instalment of AMIPALβS DETERIORATING HEALTH! Itβs not that exciting. Slept really badly (lack of exercise), and when I got up this morning, my back gave as I walked across the dining room. BAM! amipalβs down! Another thing to add to the discussion with the doctorβ¦ No GP appointments. I can send the glueman round if that helps. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 10:09:32 GMT
Morning all. Readers, gather round for the latest instalment of AMIPALβS DETERIORATING HEALTH! Itβs not that exciting. Slept really badly (lack of exercise), and when I got up this morning, my back gave as I walked across the dining room. BAM! amipalβs down! Another thing to add to the discussion with the doctorβ¦ No GP appointments. I can send the glueman round if that helps. Perhaps a chap with some pliers. |
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Post by Melvazord on May 10, 2022 10:14:25 GMT
I could totally scoff a square sausage right now. It wouldn't stand a chance I've been vegetarian for over a year now, there's not much I miss about meat consumption, but if someone ever invents a vegetarian lorne sausage then they'll be my hero. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 10, 2022 10:17:07 GMT
I just killed a low level player on EFT. Shot him right in the face with a shotgun. Felt awesome.
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Post by Destry on May 10, 2022 10:21:04 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on May 10, 2022 10:21:29 GMT
I just killed a low level player on EFT. Shot him right in the face with a shotgun. Felt awesome. low level = level 46? Edit: you haven't given us an update on your level for some time so I'm assuming you've reached level 125 or something. |
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Post by Melvazord on May 10, 2022 10:23:26 GMT
*sound of engine starting and tyres screeching off* |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 10, 2022 10:28:25 GMT
I just killed a low level player on EFT. Shot him right in the face with a shotgun. Felt awesome. low level = level 46? Edit: you haven't given us an update on your level for some time so I'm assuming you've reached level 125 or something. Level 20 now. The victim was level 6 and had a Chinese username and a suspiciously good gun for a level 6 player (one not purchasable until level 15 - but he may have got it off a player he killed). |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 10:30:08 GMT
I've just received an email from the Housing Dude re my noise complaint from last week. Tootsie claims that I have been harassing her and also it's not her fault as she has recently been diagnosed as being deaf (handy that). She also states that it is other people that are playing loud music and not her.
So, in essence, it's all my fault. I will consider my response when I've calmed down.
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Post by scamander on May 10, 2022 10:30:38 GMT
morning all amipal - sorry to hear. Not that it's the same but I'm having physio on my shoulder at the mo. We are all breaking. Well the good ones. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 10, 2022 10:47:00 GMT
Do you think Amipal will outlast the queen?
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Post by Nicholas Whitchell on May 10, 2022 11:00:36 GMT
Camilla is getting pumped tonight.
"Look at me, I opened parliament, I'm nearly King."
BOING!
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 10, 2022 11:02:21 GMT
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Contrary to current trends I still live.
My trip to Brighton yesterday was exhausting.
That would be the trip that was put off from Saturday to Sunday and then Monday.
Nice enough day all in all and the fish and chips tasted ok, we even saw Linda Robson (Birds of a feather) as we were sitting at the Fish and chip shop near the ship Hotel, she was walking her little dog.
We didn't see amipal though, I did see a very eager gentleman taking photo's through a telephoto lens opposite the 'Fortunes of War' pub where I had an actual bottle of Heineken or two, non alcoholic 0.05%.
That's the first time in many a year (10 at least) that I have, I miss a decent pint while sitting down at the beachfront.
It took a couple of hours to get there from Croydon due to some numpty setting off a communication alarm on the train we were waiting for, then Transit Police arrived mid journey delaying the train again. I don't like these new trains too similar to London underground trains for me.
Kane
COFFEE.
edit: a very bad late edit from me at the end.
edit edit: sorry for the edit (not)
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 10, 2022 11:14:24 GMT
I just killed a low level player on EFT. Shot him right in the face with a shotgun. Felt awesome. low level = level 42? Edit: you haven't given us an update on your level for some time so I'm assuming you've reached level 125 or something. UB40 unate! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 10, 2022 11:17:15 GMT
I've just received an email from the Housing Dude re my noise complaint from last week. Tootsie claims that I have been harassing her and also it's not her fault as she has recently been diagnosed as being deaf (handy that). She also states that it is other people that are playing loud music and not her. So, in essence, it's all my fault. I will consider my response when I've calmed down.  |
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