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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 10, 2022 11:22:37 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2022 11:23:12 GMT
Tids. Recommend she gets a hearing aid that takes Bluetooth and she can stream music directly to her ears without annoying the neighbours.
If her little niece can't then hear music either just helpfully offer to make her dead as well. Did I say dead? I meant dead.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 10, 2022 11:26:52 GMT
Wordle 325 5/6
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5 out of 6! nearly full marks
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Post by Tuffers on May 10, 2022 11:30:10 GMT
Hahaha! Some massive twat at work has asked me to "train" a couple of new people on something this afternoon.
Hahahahahahahahahaha what a fuckwit. Everyone is fucked.
Also, hahahahahahahahahaha...
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Post by lazybones on May 10, 2022 11:48:28 GMT
Morning all. Readers, gather round for the latest instalment of AMIPAL’S DETERIORATING HEALTH! It’s not that exciting. Slept really badly (lack of exercise), and when I got up this morning, my back gave as I walked across the dining room. BAM! amipal’s down! Another thing to add to the discussion with the doctor… That’s the life. You should have timed your back to go when you were halfway up a ladder.* * I mean in a sort of Terry and June way. Not in a falling off, or never coming back down way |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 10, 2022 11:52:40 GMT
Kane, I don't want to 'punch down' on Alex Monaco, who I respect the hell out of, but this advice seems paradoxical. If I get angry about having angry thoughts, am I not simply generating more angry thoughts to get angry about? No thanks, I think I'll just carry on getting angry with other people, or c****s as I generally like to call them. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 10, 2022 11:59:20 GMT
Why is the inner “monkey” deadly afraid of feelings thermometer?
I’m not sure respect is the word I would use.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 10, 2022 12:00:21 GMT
I love inspirational poetry. Not only read—but also create. I have created hundreds of positive phrases, and today, I will share the shortest! If you memorize some of them, I’m sure you will feel more positive! So choose your favorites and save.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 10, 2022 12:00:59 GMT
Life is yours, dear man!
You have the right to do whatever you want with it!
Or maybe you have excuses?
Pile them together—
Throw them out the window along with the couch!
Understand this is your life—
Here, you have to F-I-G-H-T to achieve your dreams!
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 12:03:53 GMT
I have dealt the Housing Dude, I hope they take my advice onboard.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 10, 2022 12:04:52 GMT
Pay attention to this: if you still keep the Teddy Bear that your beloved one gave to you 14 February 1999, and you are no longer together, these kind of ‘positive’ memories shouldn’t be beside you! Get rid of them without any consideration! You will immediately notice how easier it is to breathe. Especially, if you wipe off the dust and also wash the floor.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 10, 2022 12:09:32 GMT
Food for thought from Dakyl there. The Alex Monaco de nos jours.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 10, 2022 12:22:11 GMT
Kane, I don't want to 'punch down' on Alex Monaco, who I respect the hell out of, but this advice seems paradoxical. If I get angry about having angry thoughts, am I not simply generating more angry thoughts to get angry about? No thanks, I think I'll just carry on getting angry with other people, or c****s as I generally like to call them. I agree, while in principle what was said/written has value, it is perfectly natural to get angry and express that anger. It's how you treat others and eventually rise above your rage that defines you as a person, to be a better interpretation of you is the essence of evolution as a sentient lifeform. K edit: That and you touch yourself at night.  |
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Post by Faceless on May 10, 2022 12:27:37 GMT
I think I'll just carry on getting angry with other people, or c****s as I generally like to call them. Crisps? Bit weird |
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Post by Melvazord on May 10, 2022 12:29:00 GMT
I have to send a mental health awareness email to my team today.
Me! What can I do to help people with a mental health issue other than be the "don't do this" example?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2022 12:29:21 GMT
Kane, I don't want to 'punch down' on Alex Monaco, who I respect the hell out of, but this advice seems paradoxical. If I get angry about having angry thoughts, am I not simply generating more angry thoughts to get angry about? No thanks, I think I'll just carry on getting angry with other people, or c****s as I generally like to call them. I agree, while in principle what was said/written has value, it is perfectly natural to get angry and express that anger. It's how you treat others and eventually rise above your rage that defines you as a person, to be a better interpretation of you is the essence of evolution as a sentient lifeform. Fuck off Kane.
Oh, it does work, I feel so much better now. |
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Post by lazybones on May 10, 2022 12:30:31 GMT
Getting angry with your own thoughts seems like a one-way route to psychological ruin.
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Post by Tuffers on May 10, 2022 12:37:23 GMT
I have to send a mental health awareness email to my team today. Me! What can I do to help people with a mental health issue other than be the "don't do this" example? No words needed, just send some virtual hugs. Then sit back and wait for your tribunal date. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 10, 2022 12:39:00 GMT
Positive people are truly awful. Scum.
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Post by Faceless on May 10, 2022 12:58:03 GMT
Positive people are truly awful. Scum. Absolute crisps, the lot of them |
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Post by Shenguin on May 10, 2022 13:02:55 GMT
You're all a bag of total crisps.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 10, 2022 13:08:26 GMT
You know what's worse than positive people? C******s who can count asterisks, that's who(m).
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Post by Melvazord on May 10, 2022 13:08:40 GMT
Getting angry with your own thoughts seems like a one-way route to psychological ruin. "Welcome to the mental health awareness week seminar. This is Melvazord everyone. Don't do this. Any questions?" |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 10, 2022 13:17:29 GMT
I had to setup our company's EAP service and this involved having to arrange an hour long call with HR leads and employee reps. The entire call was just people bollocking on about their own poor mental health and how this and that helped or didn't help.
I successfully passed the project shortly afterwards.
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Post by scamander on May 10, 2022 13:30:52 GMT
Pay attention to this: if you still keep the Teddy Bear that your beloved one gave to you 14 February 1999, and you are no longer together, these kind of ‘positive’ memories shouldn’t be beside you! Get rid of them without any consideration! You will immediately notice how easier it is to breathe. Especially, if you wipe off the dust and also wash the floor. Mr Raspberry jam? |
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