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Post by Tuffers on May 28, 2022 19:11:27 GMT
Tear gas THIS.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 28, 2022 19:25:33 GMT
I’m not sure *that* would make anymore’s eyes water.
Is the footer ever going to start?
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Post by stxdpr on May 28, 2022 19:30:37 GMT
We now have 6 fish. I did not authorise this. Fish curry for dinner? Surely with football louts you just let them do what they want or is that only Wembley? |
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Post by gongfarmer on May 28, 2022 19:34:02 GMT
Sod the match. Let’s go straight to the penalty shootout.
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Post by Chumbles on May 28, 2022 21:00:28 GMT
After a mob of drunken scousers decided to have an impromptu street party outside Kop Bar, anyone who has experience of Les Flic could forecast an aggressive response from their gendarmerie... |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 28, 2022 21:08:16 GMT
P.S.A.
The "Are you being Served?" film has just started on Channel 5.
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Post by Chumbles on May 28, 2022 22:34:50 GMT
Liverpool were outstanding this season, but their defeat in this game was pretty much down to Courtois.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 28, 2022 22:37:18 GMT
My trousers and pants just fell off in the kitchen. The curtains were not closed. Full exposure, like a young Tuffers. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 28, 2022 22:54:46 GMT
My trousers and pants just fell off in the kitchen. The curtains were not closed. Full exposure, like a young Tuffers . I didn't know you were in "Are you being Served?". |
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Post by lazybones on May 28, 2022 23:02:41 GMT
Liverpool haven’t been fantastic since the last half of the 2017-18 season. They’ve been very good and, reasonably consistent (except when they weren’t).
They did do well to come back this season against City, and to win the two cups, but a lot of that seemed from doggedness rather than fireworks football.
Real Madrid were better tonight …
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Post by MrTiddles on May 28, 2022 23:04:06 GMT
My trousers and pants just fell off in the kitchen. The curtains were not closed. Full exposure, like a young Tuffers . I didn't know you were in "Are you being Served?". It's all true.
*sobs*
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Post by lazybones on May 28, 2022 23:08:00 GMT
I trust in Gary Lineker when he says there was chaos and mismanagement outside the Stade de France, but I bet a load of Liverpool fans turned up massively pissed…
I’m not saying it’s specifically a Liverpool fans problem. It’s an English football fans problem. Maybe it’s an English problem… I’d probably have been massively pissed too…
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Post by lazybones on May 28, 2022 23:10:27 GMT
I watched the last Champions League Final Liverpool played, in New York with Angryman and Supersmashin.
Thousands of miles from the event and I ended up getting pissed. Fell off a chair in a restaurant. Shame on me…
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Post by Chumbles on May 28, 2022 23:26:21 GMT
Wordle 344 3/6*
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Inspired tonight ...
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Post by Sheep2 on May 28, 2022 23:35:39 GMT
I think the problems at ports and airports didn't help. Both P&O and Easyjet cancelled some trips to France today.
This meant a significant proportion of Liverpool supporters turned up later in Paris than they intended.
Also the allocation of tickets means there are always a lot available outside the ground, at eye-watering prices.
So the set up wasn't ideal. A lot of fans because it was close, delayed travel, encouragement to ticketless fans to try to buy tickets.
I have seen footage both of people climbing fences- some of them may have had tickets and just despaired of the queues- and of French police spraying fans just standing in line with tear gas.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 28, 2022 23:38:31 GMT
I am pretty sure French riot police are nice guys. I haven't ever seen footage if them attacking crowds. And if I had I am sure the people all deserved it. Particularly all those Algerians in 1961 who beat themselves to death, then jumped in the Seine.
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Post by lazybones on May 28, 2022 23:44:51 GMT
I think the problems at ports and airports didn't help. Both P&O and Easyjet cancelled some trips to France today. This meant a significant proportion of Liverpool supporters turned up later in Paris than they intended. Also the allocation of tickets means there are always a lot available outside the ground, at eye-watering prices. So the set up wasn't ideal. A lot of fans because it was close, delayed travel, encouragement to ticketless fans to try to buy tickets. I have seen footage both of people climbing fences- some of them may have had tickets and just despaired of the queues- and of French police spraying fans just standing in line with tear gas. The voice of the English football fan. Cage this animal. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 29, 2022 1:41:37 GMT
There were also a lot of fake tickets... The sort where someone sidles up to the punter saying "I can't go, my wife's gone into labour - I can let you have these at cost"
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Post by Chumbles on May 29, 2022 6:02:55 GMT
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Post by whatalark on May 29, 2022 7:05:07 GMT
Lazy ....mugwort chat ...I used to have Lucid dreams but they stopped for no known reason. Mugwort is supposed to help with lucid dreaming so I gave it a try. No joy. Another technique is to pinch yourself during the day and ask yourself the question Am I dreaming ? When it becomes a habit your find yourself pinching and asking the question during a dream. And bingo your awake and aware in your dream. I really miss having lucid dreams.
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Post by whatalark on May 29, 2022 7:11:42 GMT
I bought some mugwort seeds last year and sowed them in the spring without success. I then found out you should sow them in the autumn.
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Post by crankcaller on May 29, 2022 7:53:11 GMT
Football. Marvellous.
Used a coffee bag this morning instead of the Tassimo. A better experience.
Last day in this holiday house. We're off to the beach this morning and then lunch, pack, home.
I want to go back to the farm shop - but they're god botherers and are shut on the sabbath. Bit anti-Semitic being open on a Sat If you ask me.
The strawberries and raspberries were incroidable.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 29, 2022 9:05:14 GMT
Morning.
I'm still in shock from last night's pant-astrophe™. It reminded me of the time that Old Boy was standing at his front door whilst some rather attractive JW ladies were walking past him and his trousers fell down. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The panic on his face as he tried to keep the door open with one hand, and, tried to pull up his pants with the other. They studiously ignored him.
I asked him later why, despite wearing a belt, he never tightened it up, "Cos it wears them out", was the reply. He was a tight git, unlike his belt.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 29, 2022 9:41:45 GMT
Morning. I'm still in shock from last night's pant-astrophe™. It reminded me of the time that Old Boy was standing at his front door whilst some rather attractive JW ladies were walking past him and his trousers fell down. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The panic on his face as he tried to keep the door open with one hand, and, tried to pull up his pants with the other. They studiously ignored him. I asked him later why, despite wearing a belt, he never tightened it up, "Cos it wears them out", was the reply. He was a tight git, unlike his belt. How did your trousers and pants just "fall down"? Have you lost a lot of weight recently? |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 29, 2022 9:48:32 GMT
OK, I have a confession to make. I've been working on a joke for the last two weeks. Intended subject 'Barry' who is a well known sex-person and aficianado of smutty jokes. I deployed it last night.
Tids: Hi Barry, I understand you appreciate ancient architecture. Things like the Parthenon and the Acropolis?
Barry: *looks puzzled*
Tids: Well, I heard you liked massive Greek erections.
Barry: Hahahahahahaa.
I'll Boo myself.
BOOOO...
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