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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 19:31:56 GMT
Just had a pair ducks wander up to sliding doors and peer in. Nae food here pal.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 19:33:43 GMT
muffrat we use turkey mince for Ragu, burgers and chilli more than beef. I probably prefer it now.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 4, 2022 19:36:43 GMT
Sitting at dinner and the family at the next table were from Greenock. Well I assume so as the smallest child had a Morton top on. Weather nicer than Glasgow and supposed to be dry all week. Though next week here is 21 all week..The basturds. They've done that thing here where there's a plate on the wall with an hdmi socket and usb port so you can watch stuff on the telly without fucking about in the back, except the hdmi sockets don't actually have sockets. Just holes. I brought the apple TV with me, but Freeview it is I reckon. Can't be arsed having someone round to sort it. So you came to England to watch TV? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 4, 2022 19:36:49 GMT
If we refuse to return Crankcaller does that mean they can't send Babyfark back?
Asking for a friend.
Or maybe we could do some sort of trick at the hostage exchange that leaves them with both.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 19:44:55 GMT
So you came to England to watch TV? Not all day, no. But in the evening once the child is in bed, yes. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 19:45:25 GMT
Plus it gets so dark here really early
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2022 19:47:34 GMT
Now I've finished Stranger Things I thought I'd give Obi-Wank another go. It's not very good
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 19:54:34 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2022 19:59:51 GMT
Cheese gives you hiccups? * * or hiccoughs if you prefer. "Technically it is hiccup as you rise upwards with the sharp intake of air," "next question - you're on the air".. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2022 20:03:14 GMT
I know how to get rid of hiccups pretty much instantly, well, err, in about 20 seconds.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2022 20:23:55 GMT
Male duck: "Look, these are those scotch folk I've told you about. We'll get fuck all out of these tight bastards. Let's move on" |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 4, 2022 20:29:29 GMT
I kind of approve of how the ducks have colour coordinated to the carpet combo you have in your room.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 4, 2022 20:33:01 GMT
I now really want Chinese, maybe shredded duck pancakes.
And booze but it's a Monday.
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2022 21:00:38 GMT
They sell booze on a Monday.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 4, 2022 21:11:51 GMT
I am so FUCKING ANGRY
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2022 21:18:52 GMT
Jeez, that's shit news Bany. Illness = too much smack |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 4, 2022 21:23:08 GMT
I think it's his voice. We are seeing Kula Shaker instead. Lots of pissed Gun N Roses fans in Glasgow.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2022 21:29:40 GMT
"We are seeing Kula Shaker instead"
Oof. That's like kicking a sick puppy.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 4, 2022 21:47:52 GMT
This city is cursed for me. It always goes wrong in Glasgow.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 21:56:14 GMT
I once got locked out of a hotel in Sheffield. Even?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2022 22:09:57 GMT
I know how to get rid of hiccups pretty much instantly, well, err, in about 20 seconds. "So do I Clive, next question"..  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 4, 2022 22:12:38 GMT
I once got locked out of a hotel in Sheffield. Even? The fuck we are Crank. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 4, 2022 22:17:33 GMT
This city is cursed for me. It always goes wrong in Glasgow. What's the common denomitor in all your* shit experiences? You. *probably in all your families shit experiences too. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2022 22:21:31 GMT
That's murder it's cancelled.
The old fruitmarket is a good venue.
You should go to the dhabba or the dharkin for food. They're both on Candleriggs.
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Post by muffrat on Jul 4, 2022 22:23:02 GMT
muffrat we use turkey mince for Ragu, burgers and chilli more than beef. I probably prefer it now. Batch cooked a crap ton of ragu and chilli today. Not considered using the stuff for burgers, but colour me intrigued... Might give that a shot. Bootiful. |
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