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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 12:45:56 GMT
i'm mostly using Penile to describe folk in my work at the moment
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 12:46:14 GMT
As are they about me probably tbf
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 14, 2022 12:53:22 GMT
I've bought a bag of Golden Wonder Ringos Salt n Vinegar, they can't be any worse than Discos, which were shit. Easy. I'm not sure if lazybones is for Ringos or Discos.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 14, 2022 12:55:39 GMT
Done chores, received deliveries from my shopping angel at 8.45 a.m. (shorts, bikini top*), Tesco Tom** at 10.30 a.m. done preps for tomorrow's treatment, then togs off, fan on watching one of Jeff's green dots with "The driver has to make a few more deliveries on the way to your address." wander about no more than 800 yards away from my house, so I can tog on, mask up, gloves on before he drops my package on the doorstep (where I can't reach) and fucks off at high speed... Then I can eat. *We have had a mock courtship going on for two years; she knows that I am very much incapable of delivering on any of my innuendoes, but is kind-hearted enough to keep up the pretense. **This morning's deliveries were annoying with 11 substitutions of an item which has shown as in stock, including the time at which they were picking, afterwards and now. The picker just couldn't be arsed to get them from out the back.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 12:57:04 GMT
I love Salt and Vinegar Discos, as well as Salt and Vinegar Squares.
I liked old style 1980s Ringos but I've a feeling they were brought back, and when they were they were ... different. Like new Monster Munch.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 12:57:41 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 13:00:38 GMT
I've bought a bag of Golden Wonder Ringos Salt n Vinegar, they can't be any worse than Discos, which were shit. The best Ringos are cheese n onion. This is basic. Iceland/food warehouse sell them. Your welcome.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 13:01:09 GMT
Stop getting crisps wrong!
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 13:04:29 GMT
Discos - prawn cocktail Ringos - cheese n onion French fries - Worcestershire sauce Seabrooks - beefy Walkers - marmite Monster munch - pickled onion Squares - salt n vinegar Hula hoops - beef McCoy's - steak Nik Naks - lemon n scampi
If you have any other varieties, let me know and I'll give you the best flavour
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 14, 2022 13:07:24 GMT
Am I right in thinking that people often misuse the word 'agile' in work context? People drop it in to mean 'prepared to move desks' or 'flexible', but actually it's a very specific term relating to software development? ... (as well as meaning agile like a high jumper) ... I was convinced I was right but now I'm not sure I am. Agile is basically business bullshit. As such it is almost certainly used correctly by people. They are using it to mean they are up to date and modern and SMART. They will move their cheese for you. Probably without even being asked. They are ready for blue sky thinking out of the box. In SWOT terms their strength is flexibility, weakness is no backbone, the opportunity is to take your job and the threat is they are a venomous snake. It's the new six sigma. Which has a specific use in some areas, but is sued by some companies where there is no possibility of achieving anything like 3.4 mistakes per million.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 14, 2022 13:09:54 GMT
As are they about me probably tbf So long as they don't call you pal it's unlikely they intend immediate violence. That's probably about the best you can reasonably hope for.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 14, 2022 13:10:19 GMT
Mostly because Glasgow. But not entirely.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 14, 2022 13:10:49 GMT
I love Salt and Vinegar Discos, as well as Salt and Vinegar Squares. I liked old style 1980s Ringos but I've a feeling they were brought back, and when they were they were ... different. Like new Monster Munch. Get in the boot.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 13:18:48 GMT
Happy Birthday, Faceless *! Many happy returns of hooting into the abyss. I thought it would be more fun to bring a social ladder to the party. *if that is even your real name
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 13:46:06 GMT
It would be good to find a work-based string of words to fit the acronym ABYSS.
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Post by amipal on Jul 14, 2022 14:25:43 GMT
Faceless! Happy birthday!
I hope the Birthday Chimp brought you a new face.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 14, 2022 14:30:03 GMT
I have been watching Dr Disrespect play PUBG and he sucks at it! I'm comfortably better than him. I've been stomping on PUBG the last couple of days, although no more victories.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 14:36:48 GMT
That's interesting BabyfarkmcGeezak Let's get it on a mud-map. Maybe see how it fits when we lay it out with ABYSS methodology: A - Approach B - Belief Y - Yield S - Scale S - System
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 14:39:22 GMT
Time to die
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 14:40:49 GMT
Wordle 390 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 171 5️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 14:45:40 GMT
But Tuffers has only just put the gate back!
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 14:50:09 GMT
How about
Avoid BusY Stupid Shites
The ABYSS principle has always served me well.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 14, 2022 14:50:20 GMT
To clarify; I like the two word puzzles, but I am not so sure about the woman cosplaying a Pekingese...
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 15:10:13 GMT
To clarify; I like the two word puzzles, but I am not so sure about the woman cosplaying a Pekingese... You might not be familiar with the concept, Chumbles . It's called "having hair".* *Just ask a young Tuffers .
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 14, 2022 15:35:57 GMT
To clarify; I like the two word puzzles, but I am not so sure about the woman cosplaying a Pekingese... You might not be familiar with the concept, Chumbles . It's called "having hair".* *Just ask a young Tuffers . Ouch! I have hair; not much I grant you. And it's pretty much like a monk's tonsure. Come to think of it, I'm pretty much like a monk. Silent most of the time, ✔️; adhering to a regular schedule, ✔️; restricted to my cell, ✔️. The comparison breaks down when it comes to saintly, ❌.
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