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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 14, 2022 15:42:30 GMT
Agile is just a word you can use.
My favourite phrase is 'bio-break'. Not sure what kind of circles that crawled out from, but it basically means pissing and shitting time.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 14, 2022 16:27:50 GMT
And treatment is postponed until Saturday. What's annoying about this, is that it removes my weekend and I also have stuff being delivered by Jeff then.
But I have to say that I feel really sorry for the nurses in this weather; not only are they effectively subsidizing the NHS (because their mileage allowance doesn't cover the cost of petrol), but the pressure of work is such that getting a break out of this sun is impossible.
AND hydration is problematic as in most patients' houses the loos are in such a state that they daren't use them. A lot of the nurses are women of an age so bog access - if they drink a sensible amount of fluid - is mandatory. For my mate Malcolm, because he's black, it's even worse because many patients who have clean toilets* refuse to let him use them, so he likes coming here because he knows I'm not cunt enough to do so.
Occasionally they call in when they are desperate. I'd refuse you lot, of course (except tent hen)
*Have they no bowels of compassion?
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 16:30:07 GMT
"We need to RAG this list"
Red, Amber, Green.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 14, 2022 16:57:07 GMT
One of the senior guys at my work always says "reach out" instead of 'speak to'
Does my head in. "faceless, can you reach out to so-and-so?"
Fuck off, cunt
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 14, 2022 16:58:58 GMT
You might not be familiar with the concept, Chumbles . It's called "having hair".* *Just ask a young Tuffers . Ouch! I have hair; not much I grant you. And it's pretty much like a monk's tonsure. Come to think of it, I'm pretty much like a monk. Silent most of the time, ✔️; adhering to a regular schedule, ✔️; restricted to my cell, ✔️. The comparison breaks down when it comes to saintly, ❌. I think it's spelt 'Sanity'. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 14, 2022 17:00:32 GMT
Ouch! I have hair; not much I grant you. And it's pretty much like a monk's tonsure. Come to think of it, I'm pretty much like a monk. Silent most of the time, ✔️; adhering to a regular schedule, ✔️; restricted to my cell, ✔️. The comparison breaks down when it comes to saintly, ❌. I think it's spelt 'Sanity'. I think it's spelt 'sanitary' |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 14, 2022 17:20:51 GMT
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Post by scubar on Jul 14, 2022 17:32:06 GMT
Kalimera from Kefalonia!
Yes, it is my third holiday of the year, what of it?
I’m currently more souvlaki and Mythos than man. Send help.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 14, 2022 17:32:42 GMT
As discussed before on these boards. If you're wanting the full SnV experience... Go co-op sea salt and chardonnay wine vinegar. They're not for lightweights though. Burn yer gub material. Four stars. This is superb content. Bang on the money. Those crisps sell out at my local Scotmid about 5 minutes after they stock the shelves. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 14, 2022 17:33:08 GMT
Happy birthday Faceless!
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 14, 2022 17:34:43 GMT
15/15
Mr Jammy is in town.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 14, 2022 17:52:05 GMT
Kalimera from Kefalonia! Yes, it is my third holiday of the year, what of it? I’m currently more souvlaki and Mythos than man. Send help. Nice. Whereabouts in Kefalonia are you? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 14, 2022 17:52:24 GMT
8/15
oh well..
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Post by scubar on Jul 14, 2022 18:06:39 GMT
Kalimera from Kefalonia! Yes, it is my third holiday of the year, what of it? I’m currently more souvlaki and Mythos than man. Send help. Nice. Whereabouts in Kefalonia are you? Katelios, it’s been lovely so far. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 14, 2022 18:09:15 GMT
15/15
Mr Jammy is in town. 10/15 Mr 31c is wondering whether to skip food - the bed is like a mucking furnace |
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Post by muffrat on Jul 14, 2022 18:12:35 GMT
Re: strong crisps - hard not to disagree with the almost the entire list from Tuffers, who has evidently put the hard yards in over the years. He's disgracefully wrong about scampi & lemon Nik Naks of course - they were the best Nik Naks in the 90's, but since Brussels put the tighteners on allowing MSG in kids lunchbox snacks back in the day it's been nice 'n spicy for the win (Scampi fries all the way if you insist on that smell of a rank old lady's knickers on your fingers - and who doesn't from time to time?). Honourable mention of course for pickled onion space raiders, who now honour the sharp greasy legacy of 80s/90s pickled onion monster munch, and a personal shout out for my ongoing favourite - sizzling prawn McCoy's, the spiciest, prawniest potato snack known to man. They don't come in any of the variety packs from the supermarkets , and they're hard to get hold of - I order a retail box from Jeff several times a year (God bless that bald megalomaniac). |
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Post by muffrat on Jul 14, 2022 18:15:05 GMT
Biggest crisps fall from grace - Frazzles. Formerly magnificent, they now taste of eating crunchy nothing whilst staring at a picture of some smoked ham
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 14, 2022 18:29:03 GMT
10/15
Finally they gave me a chance on the cheese question by combining it with the German question.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 18:43:51 GMT
Nice n spicy or beef transform-a-snack are a good choice. Jonny's onion rings and spar cheeseburger bites are also top 10. Couldn't agree more with the Frazzles comment. Piss poor now.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 18:47:24 GMT
#CrispChat
At Mount Florida. There are two vending machines now on the platform. Outside.
Good luck with them next cup final.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 14, 2022 18:48:19 GMT
muffrat . You know your crisps. I only bought the Ringos because they only had one bag left and about 30 packs of Discos. I did the right thing. Tuffers is a wrong 'un in all departments known to the scientific community. OTTDM: One last game of snipper it is. I'm only using German weapons this time.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 18:57:10 GMT
Beef space raiders > pickled onion space raiders.
Agree about frazzles. Piss poor now.
Good call on transformer snacks.
Couple of others:
Spicy Tomato wheat crunchies
Brannigans beef n mustard - can't believe I forgot these, easily top 5 GOAT
Prawn Cocktail Seabrooks, if you get a well Flavoured pack, are actually pink, boodiful
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 18:59:53 GMT
OTTM, BDT!
Maybe the last BDT ever before the earth turns into a giant fireball and we all burn to a crisp in seconds. Sweet release for poor Greta's future.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 14, 2022 19:06:15 GMT
M&S cheese tasters.
Crack
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 14, 2022 19:07:41 GMT
Ha! I bought a six pack of those today. There's only four packs left. Oops. |
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