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Post by crankcaller on Aug 16, 2022 15:18:33 GMT
Tea is shite. Green tea is "ok" Fuck Tea. Coffee. Kane knows.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 16, 2022 15:19:22 GMT
I may have gone badly wrong in part of that last post. You can decide yourself which line.
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 15:20:35 GMT
I love tea.
I like coffee too.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2022 15:23:34 GMT
I may have gone badly wrong in part of that last post. You can decide yourself which line. I assume when the next Prime Minister is finally elected by a bunch of fogies, that this statement will see you designated as an enemy of the people. One Party. One State. Ein Volk.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 16, 2022 15:27:27 GMT
Good for you, being so passionate about tea. Let it cool first, though. Was it that line, Crank?
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Post by amipal on Aug 16, 2022 15:41:51 GMT
I think I’d also drop beer for tea. I will rally around lazybones’ tea banner.
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Post by amipal on Aug 16, 2022 15:43:43 GMT
Oh! I know what I was going to say!
I finished a book last night: The Honourable Schoolboy, by John le Carré
It was very good, I think. I spent so long reading the thing - not because I’m a slow reader, but more that I only read the odd snippet per day. Moving onto Smiley’s People next.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 16, 2022 15:50:17 GMT
After further investigations, I think it's a bite from a Black Fly. *walks into sea* Bot fly bites are fun, can you make the larvae come out before it’s fully grown? Rimming in all forms may have been recommended at some point, did anyone give vr rimming a go?
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2022 15:52:03 GMT
After further investigations, I think it's a bite from a Black Fly. *walks into sea* Bot fly bites are fun, can you make the larvae come out before it’s fully grown? Rimming in all forms may have been recommended at some point, did anyone give vr rimming a go? What a terrible day to be literate.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 16, 2022 15:58:53 GMT
I'd also like a beer for tea, please. Maybe even two
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 16, 2022 16:13:38 GMT
Would you rather live without beer or tea? Beer or tea? Beer … or Tea? Beer or tea? Coffee or ... COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 16, 2022 16:19:11 GMT
Hot weather: Tea is good to drink when the weather is hot as it cools you.
Social situation to help liven things up: Beer is good to drink when you are relaxing or taking time out.
For energy and focus: Coffee is a good all round drink and can be drunk hot or cold.
Conclusion: Coffee wins. Kane.
late edit:
Ultimately water is god - as tea is made with water, beer is made with water and coffee is made with water.
All hail the water Gods.
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Post by Destry on Aug 16, 2022 16:38:04 GMT
I don't drink tea.
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 16:45:47 GMT
Coffee is very nice for the hours between 10.00 and 14.00. It’s kind of like a rocket boost - into the stratosphere. But to get to the altitude where you can fire the rockets you need the gradual caffeine ascent provided by tea. And the gradual descent after that.
Tea is uniquely delicious.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 16, 2022 16:48:49 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 16, 2022 16:54:24 GMT
I’m offended by that Crown advert. Another lazy Dave stereotype. Whatever Lazy, you wait until Liz takes power. She'll stand for none of this woke nonsense.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 16, 2022 16:56:56 GMT
Yay, rain! A storm in fact.
Thunder thunder thunder thunder cats!
⚡ ⚡ ⚡
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 16, 2022 16:57:27 GMT
Beer > Tea
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 16, 2022 16:57:57 GMT
Crikey, I'm glad I built that ark.
Who's laughing now eh?
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Post by whatalark on Aug 16, 2022 17:01:59 GMT
Coffee is for the weak who have no fire. Tea is for warriors who have so much fire they need cooling.
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 17:10:46 GMT
I always feel tea’s doing me good somehow.
Maybe they got me. The tea barons. Strung out on their bland watery vice.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 16, 2022 17:16:13 GMT
Why do we always have to fight? Simply mix some tea, coffee and beer in a mug or pint glass, and voila, everybody's happy. A refreshing and balanced beverage suitable for any time of the day.
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 17:16:35 GMT
I keep seeing Ian Broudie - from the Lightning Seeds.
If I were to believe the words of The Celestine Prophecy then he has some message for me. Or the Cosmos has a message to relay, with him as the conduit.
Might be a bit weird if i just stop and talk to him.
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 17:18:36 GMT
Maybe it’s that the Cosmos has a message for him, relayed by me?
‘Three Lions is shit.’
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Post by lazybones on Aug 16, 2022 17:20:16 GMT
Bit strong. Sorry. I lost control there.
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