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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2022 10:57:03 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2022 10:58:43 GMT
I have spent all this morning building a time machine. It's four hours of my life i am definitely getting back I once made myself a German style Christmas bread, but it was stollen. |
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Post by Destry on Aug 22, 2022 11:01:58 GMT
Olive oil prices could skyrocket as a drought and heatwaves plague Europe.
I'm losing the huile d'olive
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 22, 2022 11:05:54 GMT
I once made myself a German style Christmas bread, but it was stollen.  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 22, 2022 11:06:34 GMT
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
I thought that was the best one. I did not like the winner because it does not work in my accent. Yet another micro-aggression from the Guardian.
It works fine in an English/Edinburgh accent.
That's a macro-aggression.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2022 11:21:20 GMT
The best accent based joke is still:
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
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Post by Monsieur Perrier on Aug 22, 2022 11:29:22 GMT
Booooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2022 11:47:33 GMT
words were spoken between myself and the hipster cunt behind me. Obviously I thought I could take him like Faceless' mirror or I'd have kept quiet as I'm a shitebag. Turns out I underestimated the guy in the mirror. Ugly fucker though, so I had the last laugh |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2022 11:48:06 GMT
The 'laughing stock' joke was clearly the best one
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2022 12:12:33 GMT
#PRAYFORCHUMBLES I have just had 3 notifications from Jeff that I have 3 deliveries; they've very helpfully split my single order up to be delivered by: DPD 10.45-11.45 - they will deliver thenAmazon 2.30-5.30 - which will be 3.00-6.30 Herpes* Some time today - fuck knows whenAmazing! There was another delivery via Royal Mail as well... The Bezos' Boys ARE on there way as advertised above. They will, of course, ring the bell just as I am about to eat... *Herpes had to get something wrong; the guy bashed on my stained glass panel in the door (instead of using the bell) until he heard me screaming to stop it. If these idiots keep doing that, eventually the glass will fall out. Minimum £800 to replace... This is the nearest image that fits. But it's nowhere near as nice. www.justvaluedoors.co.uk/images_new/upvc/glass/devon/wildrose-cd.jpg |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2022 13:18:47 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2022 13:18:58 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2022 13:20:20 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 22, 2022 13:36:11 GMT
Morning
Off work again today (back tomorrow, boooo).
Haircut this morning. No3 back and sides, tickled on top. Got a roast pork sarnie with all the trimmings on the way back. 4*
Just been for another woods walk. Hot and sticky out there.
Now having an ice cold can of Irn Bru (the kids are into it at the moment). It's nice enough but I'm not a massive fan. Give me a Bavaria shandy any day.
OTTM, no.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 22, 2022 13:44:09 GMT
Irn Bru update. It seems much more carbonated than my usual Shandy. I'm producing some world class belching. 4*
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2022 13:59:15 GMT
Irn-Bru isn't the drink it was. They reduced the sugar and added sweeteners to get round the sugar tax. Not as nice.
Even the 1901 original recipe is rubbish.
#bringbackbru
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2022 14:03:46 GMT
Irn-Bru isn't the drink it was. They reduced the sugar and added sweeteners to get round the sugar tax. Not as nice. Even the 1901 original recipe is rubbish. #bringbackbru A quarter of tablet to go with it will keep up your sugar levels if you are worried about your tooth not falling out. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2022 14:43:55 GMT
Just been out for Pref.Mams., extended*, birthday celebration and I had "Choucroute" in a French Bistro, talking to the owner I said this sounds German and he said it is from Alsace. I wonder if tenthenemy has any thoughts *Meal and then Bill Bailey at the ROH on Thursday, another meal on Saturday and now today. Recession, what recession? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 22, 2022 14:48:06 GMT
Irn-Bru isn't the drink it was. They reduced the sugar and added sweeteners to get round the sugar tax. Not as nice. Even the 1901 original recipe is rubbish. #bringbackbru Same with everything Crank, Irn- Bru, the offside rule, Indie music, Labour Party, MDMA... |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2022 14:48:36 GMT
Just been out for Pref.Mams., extended*, birthday celebration and I had "Choucroute" in a French Bistro, talking to the owner I said this sounds German and he said it is from Alsace. I wonder if tenthenemy has any thoughts *Meal and then Bill Bailey at the ROH on Thursday, another meal on Saturday and now today. Recession, what recession? You could always look it up, say, in Wikipedia "Choucroute garnie (French for dressed sauerkraut) is an Alsatian recipe for preparing sauerkraut with sausages and other salted meats and charcuterie, and often potatoes.
Although sauerkraut/cabbage is a traditionally German and Eastern European dish, when Alsace and Lorraine became part of France following the Westphalia peace treaties in 1648, it brought this dish to the attention of French chefs and it has since been widely adopted in France." |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2022 14:54:17 GMT
I did a Kane still interested in Tent Hen's opinion.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 22, 2022 15:34:32 GMT
I did a Kane still interested in Tent Hen's opinion. You should always be interested in Tent Hen's opinion, it's obligatory. (As one should be in yours).  |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2022 15:35:45 GMT
Same with everything Crank, Irn- Bru, the offside rule, Indie music, Labour Party, MDMA... Never tried the offside rule. |
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 22, 2022 16:01:52 GMT
If it can't be made in zedla or AC:nh is it even a real dish?
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Post by amipal on Aug 22, 2022 16:06:47 GMT
Hello all.
I’ve managed to get Lightroom working, so can confirm that 1556 photos were taken on Saturday. Still, that’s a thousand less than my mate took.
I like to think it’s more quality rather than quantity, but I was shooting on a sensor a quarter of the size of his and manually-focussing to boot, so I kind of already know which way the wind is blowing here…
Also, my body is still in a state after Saturday’s long drives, extended walks, and photography-based contortions.
TVblog: Seinfeld, which included the episode “The Jimmy”, which is one of my all-time favourites.
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