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Post by Shenguin on Sept 2, 2022 12:19:29 GMT
Lunchblog I appear to have frozen my salad. Fucks sake. At least it's crispy... Iceberg? |
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 2, 2022 12:27:31 GMT
Lunchblog I appear to have frozen my salad. Fucks sake. At least it's crispy... Iceberg? Cucumbrrrrrrrrr. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 2, 2022 12:28:22 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 2, 2022 12:54:03 GMT
Fish finger sandwich (Classic®) - Buttered white bread, 4 * fish fingers, salt and vinegar. Boodiful.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 2, 2022 12:55:45 GMT
We've a shark vaccum.
*Whispers* we also have a Dyson handheld one. Bought pre-cuntage. Well. Sort of. Wa he ever not?
Just answered the landline there.
"Hello this is sky calling about your broadband"
Me: "Oh thanks for calling back. I only reported it this morning"
Indian call fraudster "Sorry?"
Me: repeats but in best phone voice as Glasgwegian perhaps not getting thru to him.
Indian guy catching on, and not quite believing his luck goes into his schtick about WiFi being hacked. Asks if I'm near the router. And what colour is it, what can I see?
I then told him I was near the router and I could see his wife sucking big cocks on the internet for money.
The entente cordiale broke down at that point and words were exchanged.
Four stars.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Sept 2, 2022 13:34:52 GMT
Just had to call some moron to help fix his wifi, and...
you get the idea
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 2, 2022 13:41:06 GMT
Just had to call some moron to help fix his wifi, and... you get the idea Your telephone manner was better, the thing was flashing a different colour, what else was I supposed to do other than call an expert? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 2, 2022 13:49:11 GMT
Did you know that ' amipal' is an anagram of 'impala'? According to wikipedia, it alternates between aggressive and gregarious depending on the time of year, runs in a zigzag, and is the only ungulate to display self-grooming behaviours. A bit like the impala I guess. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 2, 2022 13:49:43 GMT
*Note added to spreadsheet: Crank lives in a house with a carpet* a Hoover and not a Dyson, which gets brownie points. "Henry (also known as Henry Hoover) is the brand name given to a canister vacuum cleaner made and sold by Numatic International, and is the only mass-produced consumer vacuum cleaner still made in Britain." So this is what Crank means by 'hoovering'... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 2, 2022 13:59:10 GMT
Did you know that ' amipal ' is an anagram of 'impala'? According to wikipedia, it alternates between aggressive and gregarious depending on the time of year, runs in a zigzag, and is the only ungulate to display self-grooming behaviours. A bit like the impala I guess.
A '67 Chevy Amipal.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 2, 2022 14:07:23 GMT
The only things up my nose in the last 12 yrs have been my finger, a Panasonic hair trimmer and covid swabs. Not all at the same time, I'm not Kenneth Williams.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 2, 2022 14:21:21 GMT
Stepping to the late Kenneth Williams?
A bad business.
OK, so he had large nostrils, I'll give you that.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 2, 2022 14:43:23 GMT
Stepping to the late Kenneth Williams? A bad business. OK, so he had large nostrils, I'll give you that. I see where you get your fascination with watches |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 2, 2022 15:12:15 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 2, 2022 16:26:56 GMT
If you haven't seen this, then it's a great way to spend 25m; when George was killed I was very upset and I still miss the guy. Traveling Wilburys - The True History Of The Traveling Wilburys Documentary shows not only what a nice guy he was, but also what a catalyst he could be. What a supergroup! |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 2, 2022 17:45:12 GMT
I'm likely to be AFK a lot from now on; as I believe I mentioned, the nurses changed my treatment day to tomorrow. So I have a ton of things to do - I'm trying to finish setting up my big rig and still hunting down a very annoying intercept where something keeps grabbing an input from my trackball thus producing some infuriating typos. I HAVE got the printer working! My feet are agonizing: I should have had 7 podiatrist visits in 2022; I've had 3 - the corns make it feel like I am on broken glass when I stand, and the ingrown toenails bleed every time I walk. And I am getting a lot of deliveries which keep forcing me to hobble to the door. 🥵 So if I am snappy, that's why! Poor old fucker... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 2, 2022 18:03:20 GMT
On that bombshell, Pref.Mam. has gone down to Cornwall with their family* for a week.
I am now in the first day, back from pub, trying to work out which takeaway to get.
*plus associated people.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 2, 2022 18:18:17 GMT
On that bombshell, Pref.Mam. has gone down to Cornwall with their family* for a week. I am now in the first day, back from pub, trying to work out which takeaway to get. *plus associated people. Ahh..memories... Last weeks 4 home alone days for me seem an age away now, sigh.. |
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Post by amipal on Sept 2, 2022 18:20:00 GMT
I’m off to the cinema tonight to see Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Booya!
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 2, 2022 18:20:39 GMT
We're shortly going to be ordering Chinese takeaway. The younglings are adept at using chopsticks to eat, me and the PM have a big spoon and big fork.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 2, 2022 18:21:57 GMT
Brownies is back on now on a Friday so I get an early evening gaming hour.
Watched a video about that Last of Us ps5 version. I still don't believe they should have done it but it does look fabulous. Then had a 30min spooderman run around. More later.
Need to pack some clothes as we're off to Edinburgh tomorrow over night.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 2, 2022 18:31:16 GMT
We're shortly going to be ordering Chinese takeaway. The younglings are adept at using chopsticks to eat, me and the PM have a big spoon and big fork. That's what I've ordered, surprisingly decisive for me, starter for 2 which includes ribs, chicken and prawn balls plus extra prawn toast also rather sad chips. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 2, 2022 18:53:40 GMT
We're shortly going to be ordering Chinese takeaway. The younglings are adept at using chopsticks to eat, me and the PM have a big spoon and big fork. That's what I've ordered, surprisingly decisive for me, starter for 2 which includes ribs, chicken and prawn balls plus extra prawn toast also rather sad chips. I've plumped for one of my two usuals, Singapore fried rice, with spring rolls starter. PM gone for Szechuan roast pork so we'll share between us. Younglings always pick a chow mein each. (and struggle to eat it all, yay!) |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 2, 2022 18:55:43 GMT
We're shortly going to be ordering Chinese takeaway. The younglings are adept at using chopsticks to eat, me and the PM have a big spoon and big fork. That's what I've ordered, surprisingly decisive for me, starter for 2 which includes ribs, chicken and prawn balls plus extra prawn toast also rather sad chips. Did you specifically ask for sad chips? Do they also do normal chips? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 2, 2022 19:03:39 GMT
That's what I've ordered, surprisingly decisive for me, starter for 2 which includes ribs, chicken and prawn balls plus extra prawn toast also rather sad chips. Did you specifically ask for sad chips? Do they also do normal chips? Comes with the starter, Chinese takeaway chips, never can understand why they* can't do them properly. *<edit>They being this particular takeaway and not the Chinese in general. |
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