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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2022 14:08:46 GMT
Medical science is an amazing thing, isn’t it? Dr Shenguin agrees.  |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2022 14:21:20 GMT
So muffrat mentions a baked bean sized lump on his bollock, and you all head out to buy beans?
Wrong'uns, the lot of you
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 29, 2022 14:26:49 GMT
So muffrat mentions a baked bean sized lump on his bollock, and you all head out to buy beans? Wrong'uns, the lot of you You mean the chat didn’t get you itching for a diy colonic? |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2022 14:31:31 GMT
The data centre at work has had a powercut and my VPN has dropped. What a terrible shame. Coffee anyone?
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Post by amipal on Sept 29, 2022 14:45:51 GMT
Heinz Salad Cream is better than any of the supermarket analogues.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 14:51:07 GMT
So muffrat mentions a baked bean sized lump on his bollock, and you all head out to buy beans? Wrong'uns, the lot of you I bought mine yesterday, however, I don't think I'll eat them now. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 15:16:43 GMT
Medical science is an amazing thing, isn’t it? When you can get it... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2022 15:22:38 GMT
Bean Wankers
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 15:36:25 GMT
I'd think I should point out that it was "Branson's Wanker Beans" that has now put me off beans, not muffrat's spheroid intrusion. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 15:44:32 GMT
The data centre at work has had a powercut and my VPL has dropped. What a terrible shame. Coffee anyone? Maybe try wearing mens pants in future.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 15:53:30 GMT
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Post by Destry on Sept 29, 2022 16:03:19 GMT
Damn you Liam Norwell! Damn you and your right arm!
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2022 16:20:35 GMT
Bean wanker?
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 16:26:18 GMT
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Post by scubar on Sept 29, 2022 17:03:23 GMT
Ive never tried Branston beans. I may have made a terrible mistake. We've been a Branston Beans household for years now. In comparison, Heinz seem thin and underseasoned to me now. I await your review. Heinz can do one in general tbh, this household now preferring Daddies/Stokes for ketchup (as I believe we've discussed previously) . The only Heinz products worth crossing the aisle for nowadays are Heinz sandwich spread (a rarity on supermarket shelves nowadays) and tomato/oxtail soup Sometimes I can still hear his little voice… |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2022 18:21:54 GMT
I have a lump on a ball story which I will drunkenly relate later. If I forget, massive respect to muffrat for talking about the subject. 4* |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 18:29:56 GMT
I have a lump on a ball story which I will drunkenly relate later. If I forget, massive respect to muffrat for talking about the subject. 4* |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2022 18:47:54 GMT
I've not had my MASSIVE JUNK fondled by a doctor, yet, but I have had what Chumbles described earlier, the camera up the batty hole and up into the colon. Not fun. In fact, worse than not fun, bloody horrendous.
What do I win?
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2022 18:49:49 GMT
I've not had my MASSIVE JUNK fondled by a doctor, yet, but I have had what Chumbles described earlier, the camera up the batty hole and up into the colon. Not fun. In fact, worse than not fun, bloody horrendous. What do I win? No obvious cancer? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 19:15:17 GMT
I've not had my MASSIVE JUNK fondled by a doctor, yet, but I have had what Chumbles described earlier, the camera up the batty hole and up into the colon. Not fun. In fact, worse than not fun, bloody horrendous. What do I win? I've had that (actually it was an ultrasound thingy) and a camera up the japs eye, into my bladder. There was a massive audience as well (new equipment). "Look at this, it's sooo much better than the old system".
'Fuck off you lot, I'm still here...'
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Post by muffrat on Sept 29, 2022 19:25:07 GMT
I've had the camera up the chutney crease as well. I asked for ALL the drugs and it was quite a relaxing afternoon all in all, apart from the bit in the middle where you get sodomised by what feels like a full IMAX rig with two cameraman and a sound dude with a furry microphone on a pole. I had a cool line prepared, something like 'shouldn't you be buying me a drink first' but I'm pretty sure all I said was "NNNNNGGGGHHHHHGGGHHHGGHHGUUUUURGGH FUCK FUCK STOP IT OW"
I've also had that thing where you swallow a camera pill and have to wear a waistband that records your guts for a day or so. Managed to Bluetooth it to my phone and see the pics live, you're not supposed to be able to do that but I managed because I am L33T
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 19:29:09 GMT
...where you get sodomised by what feels like a full IMAX rig with two cameraman and a furry dude with a microphone on a pole. Dr Shenguin? |
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Post by muffrat on Sept 29, 2022 19:30:00 GMT
Ive not had a camera up the jap's though. Oof, Tids. It sounds fucking awful, but part of me wants to complete the shameful ano-genital medical triad.
Especially if there's a badge or something. Achievement unlocked!
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 19:37:28 GMT
Ive not had a camera up the jap's though. Oof, Tids. It sounds fucking awful, but part of me wants to complete the shameful ano-genital medical triad. Especially if there's a badge or something. Achievement unlocked! It was a day off work. Mind you, trying to hold a piss on the way home was bloody difficult.
Furthermore, I've seen the inside of my bladder in HD and it looked quite nice, veiny, but nice.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 20:15:52 GMT
Honestly, it was like an episode of 'The Singing Detective' where an attractive nurse lubricates the relevant areas.
'Think of something else Tids.'
"I know, I know, 'The Readers Digest Prize Draw', that should do it".
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