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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 20:17:44 GMT
Has lazybones watched the singing detective (with Michael Gambon)? |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 20:24:00 GMT
...apart from the bit in the middle where you get sodomised by what feels like a full IMAX rig with two cameraman and a sound dude with a furry microphone on a pole... I thought that the gas and air was filling, but spelunking? |
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Post by Destry on Sept 29, 2022 20:28:58 GMT
I, too, have had the old Arriflex shoved up the pee pipe experience. My GP, in referring me for the procedure, said I might experience some discomfort.
The fucking liar. I still have the mental scars.
He is no longer my GP.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 20:29:29 GMT
Speaking of plumbing the bottom... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2022 20:48:26 GMT
I went to an Indian restaurant in Valenciennes.
Being brave i ordered a vindaloo. I thought i was unlikely to be overwhelmed by it in France.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2022 20:48:45 GMT
It was amazing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2022 20:50:53 GMT
It may have been the mildest curry i have ever had. Properly unspicy. I have need of spicy food.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2022 20:52:32 GMT
I am working my way through 96 beers now.
The good news is i will be able to take at least 15 litres of other beer home as well.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2022 20:59:33 GMT
So adults are still being tedious about stuff that could save their life.
4*
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 29, 2022 21:08:07 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 21:15:07 GMT
So adults are still being tedious about stuff that could save their life. 4* I was fine, I knew I was, but that didn't stop the medical dudes thrusting stuff into my body for a year.
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Post by muffrat on Sept 29, 2022 21:30:25 GMT
So adults are still being tedious about stuff that could save their life. 4* Tedious? Shurely not. I've enjoyed almost all of this thread, although to be fair I've been drinking on and off for 12 hours. This promised ball-lump story of yours better be riveting... |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2022 21:36:26 GMT
I've never had a camera shoved anywhere, but I did have to see a bumhole specialist a couple of years ago. He did something where they blow air up it or something. I was told "you'll feel like you're about to do a poo, but you won't"
I sure proved that idiot wrong didn't I
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2022 21:39:50 GMT
I didn't really. I did think it would have been funny though
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2022 21:42:28 GMT
So adults are still being tedious about stuff that could save their life. 4* Tedious? Shurely not. I've enjoyed almost all of this thread, although to be fair I've been drinking on and off for 12 hours. This promised ball-lump story of yours better be riveting... The story will be the story whether you find it riveting, who cares. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 29, 2022 22:01:12 GMT
Wordle 467 4/6
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I thought I had solved it in two.
I was wrong.
Daily Quordle 248
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 22:10:50 GMT
Tedious? Shurely not. I've enjoyed almost all of this thread, although to be fair I've been drinking on and off for 12 hours. This promised ball-lump story of yours better be riveting... The story will be the story whether you find it riveting, who cares. I'm interested. Today is the day, we can have a new clean box tomorrow. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 22:23:43 GMT
tenthenemy. Any chance of an update on the last week or so? Also did you have anything to do with Nord Stream 1 business? It's not that I'm casting aspersions, just seems a bit, well, y'know.
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Post by muffrat on Sept 29, 2022 22:25:20 GMT
Sorry, Felice. My nuance radar is fucked tonight, I can be insensitive at the best of times, but the last few days have been fraught. No offence intended, just trying to banter, I think I'll go to bed now
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 29, 2022 22:26:57 GMT
Bean chat: Branston, of course. Not that foreign muck Heinz.
Medical examinations of nether regions chat: I may not have the balls to tell such stories but I once had a close up of my cervix making it onto the big screen to be watched with interest by the PM, a gynaecological consultant, and two visiting doctors from Iran. It was a fun afternoon.
I also held the PM's hand during an invasive bladder inspection after which he was given the professional medical advice to drink fewer and weaker cups of tea.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 22:42:50 GMT
Sorry, Felice. My nuance radar is fucked tonight, I can be insensitive at the best of times, but the last few days have been fraught. No offence intended, just trying to banter, I think I'll go to bed now When Felice is drunk, he gets grumpy. Don't worry it doesn't really upset him. He doesn't apologise for all the shitty songs from musicals he posts... No Felice, just no... "Hopelessly Devoted to You"... just no. Time for a Spaghetti Western...  Brings a whole new take on "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2022 22:44:57 GMT
Bean update (that I forgot earlier).
Big Daddy Tuffers after tea: How were the beans?
(they'd had the healthy, well known to promote good brain power for school, Yorkshire tea, of mince beef pie and baked beans).
Younglings: err, yeah nice
BDT: Could you tell any difference, they were a different brand?
Younglings : (almost in unison) they tasted exactly the same
Hmmm.. Further research needed (I have one tin left)
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 29, 2022 22:53:44 GMT
tenthenemy . Any chance of an update on the last week or so? Also did you have anything to do with Nord Stream 1 business? It's not that I'm casting aspersions, just seems a bit, well, y'know. I will need more time for the update. I have no idea about this Nord Stream business but my mum told me that she recently rented out the submersible to some bloke who returned it without the kitchen role.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2022 23:10:31 GMT
Who said ze Germans don't have a sense of humour? Not me, that was Babyfark.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2022 23:27:00 GMT
I love this guy's Day in the Life of a Trucker posts... This is his enormous truck: |
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