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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2022 16:43:52 GMT
Nurse late here for 2h and I did a brilliant job of screaming. This guy is an amateur; my screams made it 2 doors down the close.
 OK, where's the fracking chocolate!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 1, 2022 17:03:08 GMT
I'm in Dudley now.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 1, 2022 17:03:29 GMT
Lucky Dudley etc...
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 1, 2022 17:05:15 GMT
Lock the gates.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 1, 2022 17:11:55 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Nov 1, 2022 17:49:08 GMT
Maybe the script writers know the difference, but they are writing for characters who don't? Your face doesn’t know the difference. I’d wager that someone living through the nineteen forties would know the proper parlance around a common mode of execution. like it says in the bible: it's better to be well hung than well hanged |
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 1, 2022 18:39:49 GMT
Chocolate 'this'
That might be a bit inappropriate for bake off but the laughs would be worth it.
Amazon is doing fallout New Vegas for free this month.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 1, 2022 19:27:56 GMT
Your face doesn’t know the difference. I’d wager that someone living through the nineteen forties would know the proper parlance around a common mode of execution. like it says in the bible: it's better to be well hung than well hanged My goolies disagree. |
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Post by muffrat on Nov 1, 2022 20:15:40 GMT
Missed lunch today (do haribos count? If so, haribos), but had some reheated crispy Chinese salt & pepper pork belly for tea, with some freshly made broccoli egg fried rice, salted cashews, & expensive soy sauce. Sodi-yummy.
Games - so much paperwork since getting back from hols, haven't dared to turn on a console. Have, however, managed to drain a litre of expensive duty free spiced rum in 4 days... Hic, etc.
Anyone else seen the news re: Matt Hancock? Might actually tune in to that shitshow for the first time ever, in lurid anticipation of watching that cunt being forced to eat a koala's ballbag live on ITV. I'd even pay to telephone vote for that, probably twice
OTTM - er, nope, five months in and I've still got no idea what those letters mean and I'm not going to ask. Been watching the snooker with the sound down all day though, delightful
Night night guys (and absent gal) - three hours of lessons with Taiwanese midwives at sparrowfart tomorrow - we're doing assertive language, I'm good at that.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 1, 2022 20:28:17 GMT
Legs apart and push. It shouldn't take you three hours to learn that.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 1, 2022 20:29:13 GMT
Chocolate 'this' That might be a bit inappropriate for bake off but the laughs would be worth it. Amazon is doing fallout New Vegas for free this month. I only have a 65" tv. It's no good if the audience can't see it. |
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Post by muffrat on Nov 1, 2022 20:34:38 GMT
Usually, that's how they got into the whole mess in the first place |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 1, 2022 20:41:17 GMT
What the fuck sort of wank euphemism is "assertive languange"?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 1, 2022 20:46:07 GMT
OTTM - er, nope, five months in and I've still got no idea what those letters mean and I'm not going to ask. Ach it doesn't matter. AIDM |
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Post by muffrat on Nov 1, 2022 21:01:10 GMT
What the fuck sort of wank euphemism is "assertive languange"? Deference and politeness is so culturally ingrained in learning English in Taiwan and China, that it's genuinely a big stumbling block for professionals who have to give intructions to foreigners as part of their practise. This isn't the only session I'll deliver on this, and these nurses also get lessons in house at their workplace. If you're free tomorrow early doors we could use you in a role play, you don't seem light on assertiveness Shenguin "NO, Mrs Henderson, you must STOP BEING A MASSIVE CUNT" "Just FUCKING PUSH FFS" |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 1, 2022 21:10:47 GMT
No Mr Xi, you may NOT have our semiconductors.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2022 21:43:21 GMT
This actually made me laugh... |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 1, 2022 21:57:24 GMT
Having put my bin out earlier, I have just brought it back in as the wind is picking up again. Classic doing bin night wrong
I'll probably forget to put it back out in the morning too
That has been the extent of my evening
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 1, 2022 22:22:35 GMT
Hi
Bin night was last night.
I watched Bristol City v Sheffield United, whilst flicking over occasionally to see if Spurs had Spursed it (spoiler - they didn't). The Bristol/Blades match was a classic old school "try and maim the opponent" game, a couple of proper leg break attempts where the commentator bellends say "only he knew if he meant that". Of course he meant it you shit-for-brains anti-growth wokey cockend. Anyway a great* advert for 1980s footy and played in a monsoon to boot. 4*
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 1, 2022 22:24:08 GMT
*just needed really short tight shorts and a few mullets
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 1, 2022 22:27:43 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 1, 2022 22:44:08 GMT
The headline lies. Fake Gnus. "2022 AP7 crosses our orbit but has ‘no chance’ of hitting Earth". Bastards. 2 questions: 1) Anyone else still at work after starting just after 8am? 2) Do you want fries with that? |
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Post by Destry on Nov 1, 2022 22:46:15 GMT
Hello
Bin night is tomorrow night. That's just basic.
In other news, my football team won a match. Yay. Go sports. That is all.
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Post by Destry on Nov 1, 2022 22:50:23 GMT
Do you want fries with that? if I'd wanted fries I'd have fucking asked for fries, you cunt. So, no thanks. Oh, and have a nice day. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 1, 2022 23:03:34 GMT
I was just lashing out.
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