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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 16, 2022 11:47:59 GMT
Daily Quordle 296
4️⃣8️⃣
9️⃣6️⃣
quordle.com
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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27 - Simply the best, better than faceeeeless..
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2022 12:09:04 GMT
Daily Quordle 296
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2022 12:53:24 GMT
Hi Last night I watched a Young Tuffers in the film Pitch Black. I've seen it before, but it's still quite good. And a glimpse of what earth will look like in a few months. 4* Also, bloody cold out there today. Global warming my arse. OTTM, ear is still fuckeroo'd. Maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, but maybe I should call my local GP rather than relying on the 'box doctors, Dr Lazybones and Dr Shenguin. My GP advised me to go to these people, for my ears: clearearclinic.com/Welcome to Broken Britain PLC. They’re pretty good. They have a sort of microsuction apparatus, that removes whatever is giving you an ear-ache. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 16, 2022 12:57:06 GMT
His whole ear? Bit harsh.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 16, 2022 12:58:32 GMT
British Gas now owe me £132. I will have my revenge.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2022 12:59:19 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2022 12:59:38 GMT
Still haven't seen a single England car flag though.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 13:14:31 GMT
Hi Last night I watched a Young Tuffers in the film Pitch Black. I've seen it before, but it's still quite good. And a glimpse of what earth will look like in a few months. 4* Also, bloody cold out there today. Global warming my arse. OTTM, ear is still fuckeroo'd. Maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, but maybe I should call my local GP rather than relying on the 'box doctors, Dr Lazybones and Dr Shenguin. My GP advised me to go to these people, for my ears: clearearclinic.com/Welcome to Broken Britain PLC. They’re pretty good. They have a sort of microsuction apparatus, that removes whatever is giving you an ear-ache. The mother in law? Biy harsh. (calm down Bernard Manning) |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 16, 2022 13:16:10 GMT
My GP advised me to go to these people, for my ears: clearearclinic.com/Welcome to Broken Britain PLC. They’re pretty good. They have a sort of microsuction apparatus, that removes whatever is giving you an ear-ache. The mother in law? Biy harsh. (calm down Bernard Manning) Les Dawson rather than Bernard Manning. Unless you are going to add a racist subtext. |
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Post by whatalark on Nov 16, 2022 13:18:37 GMT
Hi . OTTM, ear is still fuckeroo'd. Maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, but maybe I should call my local GP rather than relying on the 'box doctors, Dr Lazybones and Dr Shenguin. Tear up some cotton wool balls and plug yer lugholes when showering etc |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 16, 2022 13:20:39 GMT
I've heard if you heat up the end of a knitting needle and stick it into your ear, that will take care of the problem nicely.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 13:21:28 GMT
The mother in law? Biy harsh. (calm down Bernard Manning) Les Dawson rather than Bernard Manning. Unless you are going to add a racist subtext. Ah yes, got my 70/80's comedians mixed up. Rock on, Tommy! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 16, 2022 13:23:29 GMT
I've heard if you heat up the end of a knitting needle and stick it into your ear, that will take care of the problem nicely. Heard isn't quite the right word. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 13:25:03 GMT
Why has rolling got knitting needles? Is he making us all a Christmas jumper? That would be nice.
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Post by whatalark on Nov 16, 2022 13:32:11 GMT
Why has rolling got knitting needles? Is he making us all a Christmas jumper? That would be nice. He might bake cakes. You can't bake a cake without a knitting needle. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 16, 2022 13:37:06 GMT
I just like to do amateur surgery on ears. A man needs a hobby.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 13:50:17 GMT
Forsooth. And when Sir Harold held aloft His mighty world cup and said "By the power of Southgate, I have the power!" And He turned to His millions of Qatari disciples and He forgave them, for in Him they see the light, their savior, Sir Harold, He of The White Heart and Thrasher of the Onion Baggage. Amen. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2022 13:52:30 GMT
It's time to roll out my Harry Kane Fortnite skin.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 16, 2022 14:02:44 GMT
It's time to roll out my Bernard Manning Fortnite skin.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 16, 2022 14:08:38 GMT
Forsooth. And when Sir Harold held aloft His mighty world cup and said "By the power of Southgate, I have the power!" And He turned to His millions of Qatari disciples and He forgave them, for in Him they see the light, their savior, Sir Harold, He of The White Heart and Thrasher of the Onion Baggage. Amen.
Something something Sir Harold pulling his sword out of the Stones? That'd really show the Qataris, as well as explaining the source of his supernatural ability to perceive the location of the sac d'oignons.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 16, 2022 14:09:28 GMT
Bernard Manning lives next door to me, He said the other day to me "I'm a better man than you." I said "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think your a better man than me?" He said "I don't have fucking Bernard Manning living next door to me"
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 14:19:28 GMT
Everybody laughed when Shenguin said he wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 14:20:12 GMT
©Robert Monkhouse
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2022 14:26:01 GMT
It's time to roll out my Harry Kane Fortnite skin. I misread that as Harry Kane foreskin |
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2022 14:29:56 GMT
TuffersGet some olive oil on your ear. Let it soak for a couple of minutes, then let it drain naturally. Do not stick anything in your ear, whether it be a finger, heated-knitting needle, q-tip, or toilet tissue. Repeat this every day. You’ll probably find you’ve either got a mild infection or a build up of wax. The olive oil will help shift the latter, and sooth the former.
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