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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 16, 2022 14:31:49 GMT
It's time to roll out my Harry Kane Fortnite skin. I misread that as Harry Kane foreskin Imagine that. A foreskin tattooed with Sir Harry.
All the lads.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2022 14:56:28 GMT
Olive oil in your ear is a bad business. And I’ll tell you that for free.
It combines with the wax and sometimes dribbles out.
It combines with the wax and encourages you to associate the smell of olive oil with earwax. Like I said, a bad business. Some of the worst business that I know of.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 16, 2022 15:25:02 GMT
I hope Crank was able to get tickets for Felice in the presale.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2022 15:39:19 GMT
I misread that as Harry Kane foreskin Imagine that. A foreskin tattooed with Sir Harry.
All the lads.
If England win the World Cup Faceless should get that tattoo. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 15:47:21 GMT
If Brazil win the world cup, I might get Pele's full name tattooed on THIS.
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Post by scubar on Nov 16, 2022 15:48:43 GMT
If Brazil win the world cup, I might get Pele's full name tattooed on THIS. All you can fit on there, is it? |
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Post by scubar on Nov 16, 2022 15:49:41 GMT
If Brazil win the world cup, I might get Pele's full name tattooed on THIS. All you can fit on there, is it? I see you actually said full name. I’m going to pretend you didn’t so that my comment is still a very funny joke. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 16, 2022 16:11:41 GMT
I hope Crank was able to get tickets for Felice in the presale. Unless Felice or my daughter are going to the USA for the gigs then there hasn't been a pre-sale yet. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 16, 2022 16:11:56 GMT
Or I'm a dead man tbh
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 16, 2022 17:05:19 GMT
No tickets for me, I am cooking Chicken Fricassee for dinner, which has no bearing on the conversation but saves an extra post.
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2022 17:09:25 GMT
Olive oil in your ear is a bad business. And I’ll tell you that for free. It combines with the wax and sometimes dribbles out. It combines with the wax and encourages you to associate the smell of olive oil with earwax. Like I said, a bad business. Some of the worst business that I know of. If it does combine, you leave it a day or two, and then it goes crunchy… |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2022 17:41:13 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 16, 2022 17:46:37 GMT
I'm with Lazy, and yet -- objectively -- Amipal is still the weird one in this conversation.
Don't put cooking oils, lard, butter, dripping, or other edible fats into any of your orifices, except your mouth (or, maybe, on very special occasions, when there is clear consent, mutual understanding and respect, and everybody involved is an adult, and your certain it's what you want to do and you're emotionally comfortable with the idea, it's probably ok to shove some up your bum-bum, if that's the sort of think you like to do.)
Edit: FFS, nice timing on your post Lazy. I meant the olive oil conversation, not the vomit on nude cats and dwarves, or whatever. I'm clearly on the side of weird if I'm agreeing with Lazy. Fuckit, you can all shove olive oil in your ears as much as you like, see if I care.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 16, 2022 17:52:22 GMT
I put some olive oil in my ears last Saturday, and it didn't do me any harm. You guys need to calm the fuck down. What are you, the orifice police?
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2022 18:13:10 GMT
I'm not sure I'd get a tattoo of Harry Kane on my foreskin, but if England win the world cup I'd consider getting a tattoo of Harry Kane's foreskin somewhere else on my body
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2022 18:13:36 GMT
I rather that than put olive oil up my bum tbf
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Post by whatalark on Nov 16, 2022 18:15:11 GMT
Are you all using the ear oils afterwards for cooking. The crunchy residue mentioned would be especially good with a salad. It would be like croutons.
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2022 18:32:06 GMT
OliveOilblog: it was doctors’ advice for me. Not Dr. Shenguin, a different, real doctor.
SmartTVblog: I changed my Google password yesterday in order to upload new sweet content* to YouTube. Now my TV won’t accept the new password. It doesn’t even accept what I thought the old password is. Feckin’ thing.
*only took three months
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 16, 2022 18:33:29 GMT
OliveOilblog: it was doctors’ advice for me. Not Dr. Shenguin, a different, real doctor. SmartTVblog: I changed my Google password yesterday in order to upload new sweet content* to YouTube. Now my TV won’t accept the new password. It doesn’t even accept what I thought the old password is. Feckin’ thing. *only took three months Are you using the same username on both? |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2022 18:37:35 GMT
Maybe a spoof Amipal account has sprung up, blue tick and everything.
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2022 18:42:13 GMT
Maybe a spoof Amipal account has sprung up, blue tick and everything. Only cost eight elonbux and everything. |
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2022 19:06:38 GMT
SmartTVblog: bloody works now.
I had to delete the Google account from the telly, and then re-add it - using yesterday’s new password.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2022 20:20:59 GMT
Where’s Destry?
Oh Lord. Why is it always the good ones?
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 16, 2022 20:35:15 GMT
Has anyone else noticed the similarity between the opening bars on the 'You Only Live Twice' and 'Midnight Cowboy' themes? John Barry Prendergast (there, I said it) appears to have ripped himself off. Swizz.
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Post by Destry on Nov 16, 2022 20:44:15 GMT
I'm still worried about Chumbles. I'm thinking he may be back in hospital. I hope he's okay. |
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