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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 7, 2022 15:26:19 GMT
Old people who get in the way in Tesco Metro at lunchtime are the worst.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 15:40:35 GMT
I've got a hole in my sock, damned inconvenient considering the weather.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 7, 2022 15:51:58 GMT
I've got a hole in my sock, damned inconvenient considering the weather. If it's the big toe picking it's little nose out turn the socks inside out and wear them. Problem sorted. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 15:59:43 GMT
I've got a hole in my sock, damned inconvenient considering the weather. If it's the big toe picking it's little nose out turn the socks inside out and wear them. Problem sorted. It's the little toe, the one with the stabby nail. I'll just cut it off, it's the only way to be sure. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 16:14:12 GMT
Hullo.
I've been shopping and changed my coffee to 'Taste the Difference' Colombian, it had better be good.
Also, HP baked bean fans, they are now only 50p in Sainsburys. Fill your boots.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 16:14:57 GMT
I waiting for a Forza update to download - can you guess?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 17:09:26 GMT
I've thrown the socks away.
*plays the Last Post*
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2022 17:17:56 GMT
I'm pretty sure there was a 'boxer back in the Guardian days who threw all his socks away and bought a load of identical pairs. That way he could guarantee his socks would always match
A real maverick thinker. One of gods own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die
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Post by scubar on Dec 7, 2022 17:31:47 GMT
I'm pretty sure there was a 'boxer back in the Guardian days who threw all his socks away and bought a load of identical pairs. That way he could guarantee his socks would always match A real maverick thinker. One of gods own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die Tbh, that sounds like a lazybones move |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 7, 2022 18:10:53 GMT
Cough it up Faceless, sounds like 'trainer dude' Limni.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 7, 2022 18:37:37 GMT
I’d say it has Big Limni Energy.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 7, 2022 19:09:55 GMT
"Please can you bring bread and milk home. Milk dated today"
I mean, I know the pm means the milk we have is dated today - but it could be construed that she is asking for milk dated today.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2022 19:20:25 GMT
That's a trap Crank. The request is deliberately ambiguous, so whatever you do can be wrong
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 7, 2022 19:33:50 GMT
If you keep it in the fridge milk lasts a week or so beyond it date. Maybe less for full cream milk.
Surely you don't throw milk away unless it smells off?
And even in date milk can be off if not kept properly.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 7, 2022 19:51:04 GMT
Bitty.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 7, 2022 19:51:07 GMT
You can use milk past its use by date. But you take a hit on happiness every time you do so. You feel a bit less about yourself. Well - I feel a bit less about myself (when I do it ). When you do it I don’t mind.
I wouldn’t want to go to someone’s house where they routinely used out of date milk.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 7, 2022 19:54:25 GMT
What is a milk, is it some pasty white person sex thing?
Ihm oot.
Jim's, no. Work still 9-5 but lots of interesting things.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 7, 2022 19:55:25 GMT
I'm good with the Lazybones exclusion zone.
I try to buy the right amount of milk, but sometimes I don't use it until after the date.
I also eat out of date cheese and yoghurt.
I don't drink out of date beer.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 7, 2022 19:56:37 GMT
I had a bottle of whisky that said it would last years after opening, but it did not.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 7, 2022 20:07:40 GMT
Another trick by The Man to keep us down is the 'once opened' ruse.
Eg. Packet of ham. Use by 20/12/22. Open it today to make a sandwich. "Once opened use within 2 days". LIES!
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Post by muffrat on Dec 7, 2022 20:15:13 GMT
Coleslaw is not shit. And we (I) make it all the time - largely because we've been getting a veg box delivered every week, and recently it's always full of cabbage and carrots. The upshot is that we (I) end up with close to 2lb of coleslaw a week. And even though coleslaw is not shit, that's a lot of coleslaw
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 7, 2022 20:18:36 GMT
The child is only just back to school after vomiting/shitting illness. Would you risk giving her past date anything?
Coz I wouldn't
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2022 20:27:38 GMT
The child is only just back to school after vomiting/shitting illness. Would you risk giving her past date anything? Coz I wouldn't I would. But then again she's not my kid. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 7, 2022 21:07:09 GMT
The child is only just back to school after vomiting/shitting illness. Would you risk giving her past date anything? Coz I wouldn't BRAT Bananas Rice Apples Toast Best things to eat after a vomiting/shitting bug. Well, according to my dad. I prefer flat Coca-Cola and very salty chips/fries. Replenish lost salts/nutrients. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2022 21:14:59 GMT
The child is only just back to school after vomiting/shitting illness. Would you risk giving her past date anything? Coz I wouldn't BRAT So rude. The poor kid's been sick... |
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