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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 26, 2022 13:32:34 GMT
The water is off here. It's also off at our house as that postcode is also affected. They apparently fixed the problem last night but it's taking a while to come back through the system. We have bottles of water from Scottish Water. But they have stupid hidden cisterns in this house so I'm haudin in a shite and avoiding coffee. Four stars. Take an enormous offensive dump at the in-laws. Then immediately sneak home. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 26, 2022 13:33:28 GMT
Maybe even do it in the bathroom.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2022 14:03:28 GMT
So the pm messaged a neighbour and it isn't off at ours. So a fight for who gets to dump at ours. I'm offering to sit there a do a washing - and make sure the PS5 is working. But apparently we don't need to do a clothes washing yet.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 26, 2022 14:05:39 GMT
Take a dump in the bed. Then you'll need to do laundry. Two birds with one stone.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 26, 2022 14:07:22 GMT
I'm going for a nice long poo in a moment. just spotted this on YT |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 26, 2022 14:09:30 GMT
Losing a two nil lead is so trendy now.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 26, 2022 15:14:02 GMT
Losing a two nil lead is so trendy now. Unlike your face. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2022 15:20:47 GMT
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Post by whatalark on Dec 26, 2022 15:42:22 GMT
The water is off here. It's also off at our house as that postcode is also affected. They apparently fixed the problem last night but it's taking a while to come back through the system. We have bottles of water from Scottish Water. But they have stupid hidden cisterns in this house so I'm haudin in a shite and avoiding coffee. Four stars. When I used to camp at festivals I always found crapping in a carrier bag preferable to using the toilet facilities. Then put the bag in the skip. So shit in a paper bag and put it in their kitchen bin. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2022 15:54:32 GMT
We've been back to ours and I've had a massive dump. If the water doesn't come back on in the next hour we're all decamping to ours for dinner.
We passed 4 water tankers in the street taking water from the mains to add to affected areas. I presume that's what they're doing.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 26, 2022 17:00:34 GMT
We've been back to ours and I've had a massive dump. If the water doesn't come back on in the next hour we're all decamping to ours for dinner. We passed 4 water tankers in the street taking water from the mains to add to affected areas. I presume that's what they're doing. More likely they were worried you'd block the sewage system so called in 4 tankers of water for extra flushing power. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 26, 2022 17:58:52 GMT
I can't get the image of shitting into a Tesco carrier bag out of my mind.
I suppose once done it becomes a precious missile to aim at the stage for any unwanted acts or annoying flag waving crowd members.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 26, 2022 18:03:02 GMT
Ever had the beer shits so bad they needed four tankers to sort it out?
Maybe should stick to the chews rather than the booze.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 26, 2022 18:06:40 GMT
Epic games is giving fist away free, anyone fisting tonight?
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 26, 2022 18:11:56 GMT
Do you put your legs through the handles?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 26, 2022 18:23:51 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2022 18:49:59 GMT
Singapore is NOT a good country to mess around with the law... most of the penalties are draconian and involve some really severe punishment, including caning: "It is applicable to only male convicts under the age of 50 for a wide range of offences under the Criminal Procedure Code, up to a maximum of 24 strokes per trial. Always ordered in addition to a prison sentence, it is inflicted by specially trained prison staff using a long and thick rattan cane on the prisoner's bare buttocks in an enclosed area in the prison." |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 26, 2022 19:00:55 GMT
Singapore is NOT a good country to mess around with the law... most of the penalties are draconian and involve some really severe punishment, including caning: "It is applicable to only male convicts under the age of 50 for a wide range of offences under the Criminal Procedure Code, up to a maximum of 24 strokes per trial. Always ordered in addition to a prison sentence, it is inflicted by specially trained prison staff using a long and thick rattan cane on the prisoner's bare buttocks in an enclosed area in the prison." are these 'specially trained staff' wearing jodhpurs? Asking for whatalark |
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Post by whatalark on Dec 26, 2022 19:15:11 GMT
Looks like my kinda place. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 26, 2022 19:20:42 GMT
Be vigilant. Stay vigilant.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 26, 2022 19:43:31 GMT
Back in the 70s at one of the Stone Henge free festivals there was an all over body massage that consisted of a naked woman in a large sleeping bag size plastic bag. You stripped naked got covered in oil and then got in the bag with her and rolled around for a massage. But I have my standards and never tried it. But is was fun to watch. Bet they don't have that at Glastonbury.
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