Chatterbox Wednesday

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Fucks sake. The PM just informed me that some wee girl out the child's class is coming here on Sat morning for a play and lunch.

Any. Other. Child.

This wee lassie is awful. A greetin faced wee thing. I say this as a greetin faced auld thing. No stars.
As a penance for arranging this, the PM thought it was Sat when she woke from her slumbers before realising she had to go to work. See, even God knows you did wrong.

Hello. No games last night. I did shove on Twitch for 20 mins before bed. The only folk streaming the Hogwarts game were French, Italian and some romantic language that was either Spanish or Portuguese. The massive Terfs. Brexshit now.

TV. The Last of Us. Good TV.

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Yo guys, let me tell you about my crazy morning and how I channeled my inner SAS warrior to buy coffee and catch my train on time!

I woke up late, which is never a good start, but I wasn't going to let that ruin my day. I threw on my clothes, grabbed my keys, and headed out the door. But then, disaster struck. My car wouldn't start. I was in a panic! But then I remembered the SAS techniques I learned from watching all those action movies. I took a deep breath, assessed the situation, and came up with a plan B - I would run to the nearest coffee shop.

I took off at a sprint, dodging pedestrians left and right like a soldier in a combat zone. I could hear the ticking clock in my head, counting down the seconds until my train would leave the station. But I refused to let that stress me out. Instead, I focused on my objective - getting that coffee.

When I finally reached the coffee shop, I could see the long line of people waiting to order. I considered going to another shop, but I knew that would waste valuable time. So, I remembered the SAS motto of adapting and overcoming. I started sizing up each customer, looking for the quickest way to get to the front of the line. And then, I saw my opportunity. A man was about to leave with his coffee, and the person behind him was fumbling with their wallet. I didn't hesitate for a second. I charged forward, slipping past the man and grabbing the door before it could close.

The barista looked at me in shock, but I was ready. I barked out my order, and she sprang into action, whipping up my latte in record time. I paid and was out the door in no time, sprinting back to the train station with my coffee in hand.

When I finally arrived at the station, I was panting and sweating, but I made it just in time to jump onto my train. I settled into my seat, took a sip of my coffee, and let out a sigh of relief. I had channeled my inner SAS warrior, and I had succeeded!

So there you have it, guys. That's how I managed to buy coffee and catch my train on time using SAS techniques. Who needs a car when you have the skills of a special forces soldier, right? 😎

Nice crisp Saturday here. Anyone else off to Crankcaller's for lunch?

Daky, you're the hero we don't deserve.
Top work.

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I’m in a safe space.

Timos?

That's just what they want you to think

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Hullo. Water meter dude has been and gone. 1 hour of faffing about, then he left without a word.

Efficient.