Chatterbox Thursday

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It's going to take some time to get used to the new company of carers, I'm doing my insulin far too early...

Morning.
The snowdrops are out at our house.
Chilly but bright morning.

On the trains. Not on the trans as I just typed. That's more a story for the afterbox.

Games. Little bit of BF4 last night. Still escaping from some Chinese prison. Outside in the snow now. I'm no firearms expert but assault shotgun seems to have too far of a range.

TV. Second episode of Poker Face. Finishing The Bear on the commute.

The PM asked what The Last of Us was about last night as I was scrolling through Plex.

She had read about the Bill & Frank episode. I started with "You know that game I was playing headphones on, where I used to shit myself when you came through the door and thought it was funny to tap me on the shoulder..."

REMEMBER THE FORK!
Murdle for 2/9/2023

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The District Nurse and the blanket boys pose for a selfie.



jokes aside, sounds grim Chumbles.
Hope it gets sorted soon.

Killed it

Suspect: Shenguin
Weapon: Shenguin
Location: in the street

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Dodgy.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich...

The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper, and everything !"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it ?"

"At the circus," says the barman.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the barman.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?"

"Yeah," the barman replies.

"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.

Of course," the barman replies.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck shakes his head in amazement and says...

"What the fuck would they want with a plasterer???".

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I don't think any explanation you can give in A & E when you've used the aerator to pressure the pipe to fire the bung up your bottom while wearing a dog nappy will help.

I have one book on the way from Amason. Nothing else. I intend to read the book. Not in A&E.