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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 10, 2023 14:00:01 GMT
I appear to have blocked up the bathroom sink with facial fuzz from yesterdays shave. 💪
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Post by Faceless on Mar 10, 2023 14:13:20 GMT
I misread that as 'faecal' fuzz
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 10, 2023 14:18:07 GMT
Never shit in your own sink. That is basic.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 10, 2023 14:45:46 GMT
Its always reassuring when you get a text inviting you to an in person 'review' less than 8 hours after you had your blood taken.
What are the odds? 3:1 on blood wigglers, 5:1 on brain pox and 7:1 on Edmond's disease.
I'll take £100 on the wigglers
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 10, 2023 14:50:03 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 10, 2023 14:52:40 GMT
Its always reassuring when you get a text inviting you to an in person 'review' less than 8 hours after you had your blood taken. What are the odds? 3:1 on blood wigglers, 5:1 on brain pox and 7:1 on Edmond's disease. I'll take £100 on the wigglers 1:100 taurine poisoning |
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 10, 2023 15:06:47 GMT
Its always reassuring when you get a text inviting you to an in person 'review' less than 8 hours after you had your blood taken. What are the odds? 3:1 on blood wigglers, 5:1 on brain pox and 7:1 on Edmond's disease. I'll take £100 on the wigglers 33/1 on faecal fuzz. |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 10, 2023 15:08:07 GMT
Its always reassuring when you get a text inviting you to an in person 'review' less than 8 hours after you had your blood taken. What are the odds? 3:1 on blood wigglers, 5:1 on brain pox and 7:1 on Edmond's disease. I'll take £100 on the wigglers My money's on Alien wigglers... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 10, 2023 15:16:30 GMT
Schofield's Scrofula.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 10, 2023 15:54:31 GMT
Of course it could be the dreaded Hull scrotum
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 10, 2023 16:05:49 GMT
Trouble with the old Ainsley's Harriots? See Dr Shenguin.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 10, 2023 16:30:48 GMT
They've found some blood in his Rod Hull. RIP Terrence.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 10, 2023 16:35:20 GMT
Poisoned by one of Wide Andy's henchmen.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 10, 2023 16:48:47 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 10, 2023 18:25:16 GMT
Will be interesting to see who's going to present MotD this week.
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Post by lonewolf on Mar 10, 2023 18:40:09 GMT
Will be interesting to see who's going to present MotD this week. I reckon they will ha e an all women team. Style it off as progressive. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 10, 2023 18:41:23 GMT
Will be interesting to see who's going to present MotD this week. Ian Wright and Alan Shearer have ruled themselves out. Perhaps BoJo is free? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 10, 2023 18:44:13 GMT
Will be interesting to see who's going to present MotD this week. Ian Wright and Alan Shearer have ruled themselves out. Perhaps BoJo is free? People are suggesting Matt Le Tissier. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 10, 2023 18:46:19 GMT
Will be interesting to see who's going to present MotD this week. I reckon they will have an all women team. Style it off as progressive. Nadine Dorries says she's up for it. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 10, 2023 18:49:06 GMT
Andrew Neil, just to rub salt into the wound.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 10, 2023 18:51:49 GMT
I was wondering what she would do.
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Post by Destry on Mar 10, 2023 18:59:00 GMT
And in solidarity with the MoTD three, I can confirm that I will not be watching Match Of The Day. As usual.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 10, 2023 19:03:13 GMT
Hey, I beat the Guardian getting the news off Twitter.
Proper Journo, that's me.
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Post by Destry on Mar 10, 2023 19:14:33 GMT
Hey, I beat the Guardian getting the news off Twitter. Proper Journo, that's me. How's your football punditry? I'm asking for the beeb. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 10, 2023 19:16:42 GMT
Hey, I beat the Guardian getting the news off Twitter. Proper Journo, that's me. How's your football punditry? I'm asking for the beeb. The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in. |
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