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Post by Destry on Apr 8, 2023 14:09:29 GMT
Celeriac risotto, cauliflower rice and vegan donor meat? I think greta is getting through to people. I wouldn’t be so sure. My nap earlier was stuffed with locally-sourced sausages, bacon, and egg. And then I’ve had a sirloin steak for lunch. ALL THE MEAT. You fat nap. |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 8, 2023 14:14:54 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 8, 2023 14:36:53 GMT
Celeriac risotto, cauliflower rice and vegan donor meat? I think greta is getting through to people. I wouldn’t be so sure. My bap earlier was stuffed with locally-sourced sausages, bacon, and egg. And then I’ve had a sirloin steak for lunch. ALL THE MEAT.
Actually, nah, forget about it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 8, 2023 14:42:03 GMT
Breaking news: Sheep's Olympic High Jump hopes are dashed
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2023 14:51:21 GMT
I had a horrible dream last night, in which my dad was pregnant on behalf of my sister. There was a birth scene that involved this thing trying to get off of my dad’s shoulder and chest area. It had a grey face, a pumpkin cranium, and fully formed teeth which it used at the end to try and bite it’s way out. Not good. Hot |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2023 16:17:18 GMT
Killed it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 8, 2023 16:31:44 GMT
I'll tell you what I'm a gonna do Shenguin . I will send two of my closest associates to pay you a visit tonight, to ensure that you do not do this thing again. Their names are Victor Spaghetti & Tony De Wonderful. You will make them most welcome.
You will thank me later.*
*May not have thought this bit through.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 8, 2023 16:35:06 GMT
Is this what the Christos came back for?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 8, 2023 17:12:44 GMT
Wordle 658 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Your 2nd line is a bit sus there. true, didn't check it at the time but it was accepted. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 8, 2023 17:15:12 GMT
Is this what the Christos came back for? I don't think he's coming. Probably heard the rumours about Clinger charging for proboards. |
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 8, 2023 17:27:30 GMT
Is tomorrow the day of the second coming of timo?
He rose the pizza and folded it for the masses to enjoy?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 8, 2023 18:01:21 GMT
Two lines on a covid test.
Marvellous.
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Post by amipal on Apr 8, 2023 18:04:46 GMT
Two lines on a covid test. Marvellous. #Pray4Crank |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 8, 2023 18:20:55 GMT
It wasn't the couple of lines I'd traditionally have liked over the Easter weekend it has to be said.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2023 18:38:22 GMT
Two lines on a test,
Scoterland's still 'rona.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 8, 2023 19:05:44 GMT
Two lines on a test, Scoterland's still 'rona. Shenguin's first version of Three Lions wasn't nearly as catchy. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2023 19:26:54 GMT
Morning. Fuck you I will buy cocaine if I want it!*
*Babyfarkmgeezak has experienced a tough week.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2023 19:31:51 GMT
Do you think that adults convicted of sexually assaulting children should go to prison? Rishi Sunak doesn't
Nice one Labour.
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 8, 2023 20:08:31 GMT
Just finished S:3E:8 Picard Brilliant - sleep now essential. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 8, 2023 20:11:44 GMT
That Labour ad does seem like a bit of an own goal. On the other hand, Sunak has regularly accused Starmer of exactly the same thing at PMQs.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2023 20:29:58 GMT
That Labour ad does seem like a bit of an own goal. On the other hand, Sunak has regularly accused Starmer of exactly the same thing at PMQs. As a previous head of the CPS it's difficult to argue Starmer is faultless on the whole. It's a bloody weird ad things told. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 8, 2023 20:48:17 GMT
Morning. Fuck you I will buy cocaine if I want it!* *Babyfarkmgeezak has experienced a tough week. You've had a tough week? Did the person buying your house behave like a cunt and threaten to withdraw their offer if you didn't exchange that day and complete six days later? Are you now having to stay at your parents house because your solicitor is incompetent and hasn't sorted out all the legal bollocks on the flat you're trying to buy? Is your ex wife hassling you for money on a daily basis? Are you so drunk you can't work out why your pizza is taking so long to cook? Or is that just me? P.S. Can you sort me out a gram? I'll pay you back next week |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2023 20:54:03 GMT
Definitely there on the too drunk too cook a pizza.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2023 20:56:24 GMT
Faceless - also your requirements are every bit as important as your prospective buyers, ex- wife etc... don't do anything too drastic.
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Post by Destry on Apr 8, 2023 21:02:49 GMT
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