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Post by crankcaller on Sept 25, 2023 16:46:28 GMT
I'm trying to get broadband installed in a premise that already has broadband. There is a BT line. No cunt can see it though due to a postcode change about 5 yrs ago. BT want £50 a month. They can fuck off.
I say that. No cunt who will take a credit card payment can see it. Only fuckeroos who want direct debits. I'm going round in circles and it's doing my head in.
Sky business broadband allow payment via cc on their website. The website doesn't see the address. When you phone them, they can see the address but won't take cc. Aaaaaagggghhh.
Take my* money you dicks.
*Works
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 25, 2023 16:50:08 GMT
Your first time? The first maneater slaying is always a big thing in a boy's life: Getting drunk for the first time Completing Demon's Souls Passing your driving test Seeing your team win a trophy First relationship. First cabin con? First furry con afterparty (and first curry con aftermath as autocorrect says) First not from rambozos brick, all the memorable firsts. |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 25, 2023 17:02:55 GMT
My language is atrocious.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 25, 2023 17:05:38 GMT
My language is atrocious. Shenguinesque. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 25, 2023 17:22:32 GMT
My language is atrocious. Please use the correct vernacular, 'Nay cunt', in future. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 25, 2023 17:22:48 GMT
I enjoyed Fahrenheit. On the PS2 iirc.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 25, 2023 18:12:52 GMT
Hmmmnnn...
The electronic swipe card to the alleyway isn't working. That's a shame, I was looking forward to some ROUGH SEX in there.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 25, 2023 18:44:42 GMT
Hmmmnnn... The electronic swipe card to the alleyway isn't working. That's a shame, I was looking forward to some ROUGH SEX in there. Yuck. Have you got this place mixed up with, I dunno, 8chan or your therapist or your WhatsApp chat with your neighbour or something? |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 25, 2023 18:49:23 GMT
Hi
Games chat? Whatever next.
I too enjoyed Farenheit on ps2.
Demon's. Maneater. Took me ages. I did the Thief ring, kill one at a time approach. Took a billion attempts to kill one, finally did it, the other one just fucked off and never came back. Even left the game running for an hour and it still didn't return. Luckily I did it a few attempts later.
Resi4 - my friend lent me his copy at the weekend. I haven't played it yet.
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 25, 2023 18:55:22 GMT
Hmmmnnn... The electronic swipe card to the alleyway isn't working. That's a shame, I was looking forward to some ROUGH SEX in there. Yuck. Have you got this place mixed up with, I dunno, 8chan or your therapist or your WhatsApp chat with your neighbour or something? Wait this isn't the the sister in law whatsapp? |
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Post by Destry on Sept 25, 2023 19:05:04 GMT
Yuck. Have you got this place mixed up with, I dunno, 8chan or your therapist or your WhatsApp chat with your neighbour or something? Wait this isn't the the sister in law whatsapp? Are you confusing MrTids with Sockpuppet? If so it's easily done, they're both incorrigible * sex people. * that's incorrigible, not encourageable. Neither need ecouragement. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 25, 2023 19:08:32 GMT
Oops
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 25, 2023 19:09:19 GMT
So if Mr Tiddles is actually Sockpuppetpseudonym, is Tootsie the sister in law?
The mind boggles.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 25, 2023 19:10:01 GMT
Wait this isn't the the sister in law whatsapp? Are you confusing MrTids with Sockpuppet? If so it's easily done, they're both incorrigible * sex people. * that's incorrigible, not encourageable. Neither need ecouragement. Sock Puppet is the sister one, and Tids is the cat one, is that right? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 25, 2023 19:13:52 GMT
Hmmmnnn... The electronic swipe card to the alleyway isn't working. That's a shame, I was looking forward to some ROUGH SEX in there. Yuck. Have you got this place mixed up with, I dunno, 8chan or your therapist or your WhatsApp chat with your neighbour or something? No, it was a bit of an homage to my neighbour who is Hospital with Covid (he's on oxygen 24/7 anyway, due to a work accident where an HGV crushed him against a loading bay).
I'll give you an example. I was talking to him about a year ago when his upstairs neighbours walked past.
Sumo dude: Was my TV too loud last night?
Neighbours: No.
Sumo dude: Good, because I was watching PORN.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 25, 2023 19:17:04 GMT
Souls wanker chat.
Other than Demon's (which I finished) I've only played DS3 (got to about boss 6 or 7 I think) had to work away and never played it again, plus about 10-12 hours of Bloodborne - got to the first boss (I think) on a bridge and got splattered immediately over and over. That was a few years ago.
I'd like to try one of the others but I imagine they'll all look a bit dull and clunky (like my face) after the beautiful shiny Demon's pixels.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 25, 2023 19:31:10 GMT
Just remembered I also played about 40 hours of Elden Ring then stopped. I think maybe I have a problem with seeing things through to the end.
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Post by Destry on Sept 25, 2023 19:32:39 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 25, 2023 20:00:48 GMT
It took me over 60 minutes to drive 10 miles home tonight. At the front of the 4 mile long tailback there turned out to be a 3 way traffic control protecting a coned off area of the road - no evidence of actual roadwork, no hole, no people, no equipment, just a coned off area of untouched road, 3 sets of traffic lights and a 4 mile tailback.
Thanks for listening.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 25, 2023 20:16:02 GMT
Have you tried driving faster?
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 25, 2023 20:18:03 GMT
I thought you worked from home anyway. Just the occasional trip out to Tony Macaroni.
Reading that back I might not appear very sympathetic. There's a reason for that.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 25, 2023 20:26:18 GMT
do your research before even touching a screwdriverBlimey. Even a millennial ought to be able to tell one end of a screwdriver from the other without a TikTok tutorial. A PS5 is better value than a budget pc. Unless you are addicted to spreadsheets
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 25, 2023 21:06:46 GMT
I wouldn't recommend a 3050 at all. Terrible card. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 25, 2023 21:20:20 GMT
God, I love Tony Macaroni.
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Post by Destry on Sept 25, 2023 21:49:14 GMT
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