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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 13, 2023 11:43:33 GMT
Morning all!
Up late last night on the Lloyds. It's a poor eurojanker souls facsimile with a very poorly designed tutorial, and too much talking by chunky dudes in armour. Like Souls meets Gears oF War. 5 stars.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 13, 2023 11:51:52 GMT
The lads that write these algorithms. They're not very fucking bright are they?
I'm sure they're all better educated and on at least twice my salary - but here's the thing...
I'm selling a carhartt beanie on vinted. New, with tags. What makes you think I want to see Carhartt beanie hats for sale? I don't want one - that's why I'm selling it. /Facepalm
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 13, 2023 11:56:31 GMT
Classic algorithm
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 13, 2023 12:29:21 GMT
Crank is not getting told he can leave his hat on so now is selling?
Cost of living hitting the Scots full monty hard.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 13, 2023 12:33:49 GMT
A boy asked his father “Dad, what are politics?”
The boy’s father thinks for a minute, then says to him “Well, son, let me give you an example. Think of our family like the country. Since I make the money that this family uses, let’s think of me like capitalism. Your mom is like the government, because she makes the rules and decides what the family’s money gets spent on. Since you depend on us for everything-food, clothing, shelter, things like that-you’re like the people of the country. Since the maid does all the hard work around here, we’ll call her the working class. We’ll think of your baby sister as the future. Take a while to think about what I said and let me know what you come up with tomorrow morning.”
“Okay,” says the boy. The dad pats him on the shoulder and walks away. Later on, the family has dinner and goes to bed.
At about 11:30 that night, the boy’s baby sister wakes him up by screaming and crying. The boy goes to check on her and sees that she has destroyed her diaper so badly that poop has formed a stripe on her back. The boy goes to his parent’s’ bedroom and peeks in the door. His mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to disturb her, the boy goes to the maid’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in through the keyhole and sees his dad having sex with the maid. The boy sighs and goes back to bed, taking a while to fall asleep.
His dad approaches him the next morning at breakfast and asks, “Any thoughts about yesterday’s conversation?”
“Yeah, dad,” the boy replies. “While the government is sound asleep, capitalism is screwing the working class, the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit.”
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 13, 2023 12:44:36 GMT
Watched the Scotland game last night, that Referee is a CHEATING BASTARD.
Was very proud of the team, good performance, 1-1 wouldve been fair. The lad that slipped must be gutted. Was a very weird and unnatural way to slip, and he had so much time to do absolutely anything else.
Wordle 846 3/6
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2023 13:23:46 GMT
Why is Crank fencing brand new hats? It doesn't sound the sort of thing he should be discussing openly.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 13, 2023 13:27:10 GMT
Watched the Scotland game last night, that Referee is a CHEATING BASTARD. Was very proud of the team, good performance, 1-1 wouldve been fair. The lad that slipped must be gutted. Was a very weird and unnatural way to slip, and he had so much time to do absolutely anything else. Wordle 846 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I didn't watch it, but I'm guessing you boys parked the bus, offered little going forward and eventually capitulated to a much better team. The general consensus among the pundits was Scotland were "brave" because you have beaten some middling teams lately and they want to stay upbeat over Clarke. But this result brought into sharp relief that you guys have zero chance of winning the Euros, and that must hurt. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 13, 2023 13:28:13 GMT
#ClarkeOut starts here.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 13, 2023 13:29:03 GMT
The bunnet in question was a gift.
It is too big tbh and I have East 17 vibes when putting it on.
Lunch was three giant baked potatoes smothered in tuna mayonnaise and cheese.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 13, 2023 13:30:36 GMT
But this result brought into sharp relief that you guys have zero chance of winning the Euros, and that must hurt. This is true. But England losing on penalties makes the pain go away. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 13, 2023 13:48:22 GMT
Watched the Scotland game last night, that Referee is a CHEATING BASTARD. Was very proud of the team, good performance, 1-1 wouldve been fair. The lad that slipped must be gutted. Was a very weird and unnatural way to slip, and he had so much time to do absolutely anything else. Wordle 846 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The disallowed goal was one thing. But watching him wave play on after the body slam on McGinn at the edge of their box was something else. I have genuinely never seen anything like it. |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 13, 2023 14:11:00 GMT
Watched the Scotland game last night, that Referee is a CHEATING BASTARD. Was very proud of the team, good performance, 1-1 wouldve been fair. The lad that slipped must be gutted. Was a very weird and unnatural way to slip, and he had so much time to do absolutely anything else. Wordle 846 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The disallowed goal was one thing. But watching him wave play on after the body slam on McGinn at the edge of their box was something else. I have genuinely never seen anything like it. Go full-Klopp and demand a replay |
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Post by lazybones on Oct 13, 2023 14:23:49 GMT
This confirms what I’ve long suspected. That the Referee Associations of the Great British Isles have been infiltrated. By the Russians …
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 13, 2023 14:30:25 GMT
This confirms what I’ve long suspected. That the Referee Associations of the Great British Isles have been infiltrated. By the Russians …
I believe this particular gentleman was of the Dutch persuasion. A real piesh of work.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 13, 2023 14:34:08 GMT
I need a new TV series to ‘binge’, as they say.
I’m thinking ‘Dixon of Dock Green’.
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 13, 2023 14:43:27 GMT
McTominays goal was a beauty, the guys a goal machine. The ref couldnt even decide how he was going to cheat us out of it.
Foul on the keeper until it was so obviously not a foul, then changes his mind 5 minutes later some kind of BS offside lies.
The illuminati clearly want Spain to go through, and Scotland have paid the price.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 13, 2023 14:47:26 GMT
I need a new TV series to ‘binge’, as they say. I’m thinking ‘Dixon of Dock Green’. Van der Valk is your man, the original series is apparently on ITVX. |
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Post by Destry on Oct 13, 2023 14:50:22 GMT
Lunch was three giant baked potatoes smothered in tuna mayonnaise and cheese. You fat bap. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 13, 2023 14:54:47 GMT
I need a new TV series to ‘binge’, as they say. I’m thinking ‘Dixon of Dock Green’. Netflix? Devil's plan. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2023 15:17:17 GMT
Is there a Monster Hunter TV series?
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Post by amipal on Oct 13, 2023 15:19:36 GMT
The bunnet in question was a gift. It is too big tbh and I have East 17 vibes when putting it on. Lunch was three giant baked potatoes smothered in tuna mayonnaise and cheese. If you want to distance yourself from East 17, you probably shouldn’t be consuming that quantity of potatoes… |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 13, 2023 15:27:45 GMT
Ha! Jokes on you lot! I'm slacking off and have gone to the pub.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 13, 2023 15:42:20 GMT
I feel a genuine sense of excitement at the prospect of going home and playing Monster Hunter tonight.
I wonder if I’ve missed my calling in life. Hunting the leviathan, across the seven seas.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 13, 2023 15:44:40 GMT
I saw a film not so long back, which starred Alan Ladd, as a whaler: Real life whaling footage, with stirring music and soft focus on Alan and his surrogate family. They really gave it to the whales …
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