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Post by Admin on Dec 13, 2023 22:26:09 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2023 23:16:57 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 2:13:16 GMT
Wordle 908 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 THE CHALLENGING CASE OF THE DEAD TENURED PROFESSOR Mini-Murdle for 12/14/2023 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 1️⃣:4️⃣3️⃣ murdle.com/THE CHALLENGING CASE OF THE DEAD TENURED PROFESSOR Mini-Murdle for 12/14/2023 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 1️⃣:4️⃣3️⃣ murdle.com/Daily Quordle 689 6️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 689 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 14, 2023 8:57:30 GMT
You will all be relieved to hear I survived the night. Do feel a bit better today, it seems to be mostly in my chest now. Mostly.
Grey and cold out.
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Post by amipal on Dec 14, 2023 9:08:15 GMT
You will all be relieved to hear I survived the night. Do feel a bit better today, it seems to be mostly in my chest now. Mostly. Grey and cold out. Is it at least productive? Satisfyingly productive? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 14, 2023 9:13:31 GMT
You will all be relieved to hear I survived the night. Do feel a bit better today, it seems to be mostly in my chest now. Mostly. Grey and cold out. Is it at least productive? Satisfyingly productive? Eh? |
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Post by scubar on Dec 14, 2023 9:18:25 GMT
Morning all, just heard about a new radio show/podcast that might be of interest to people here. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0gygxn9Mythical Creatures, with Rhianna Pratchett. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 14, 2023 9:42:30 GMT
Morning all, just heard about a new radio show/podcast that might be of interest to people here. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0gygxn9Mythical Creatures, with Rhianna Pratchett. It looks good. I’d probably listen to it but … I don’t really ever listen to podcasts, I think because I don’t often have headphones with me. Also … Rhianna Pratchett makes me think of Terry Pratchett who I associate with toilet-scuffed books with cover images of cartoon goblins and dwarves. For those reasons I’m out. I think someone is about to start singing on this train. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 14, 2023 9:43:03 GMT
Ah man. They have. A plaintive song.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 14, 2023 10:00:13 GMT
Wordle 908 5/6*
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morning.
PMs eldest dropped some presents round yesterday, said he wanted some advice. While at work he’d found a bucket of fetid rainwater, with a decomposed rat floating in it. In the spirit of tidying the place up he carried it outside, where due to his laces being undone, managed to go arse over tit, while flinging green rat soup over himself and then landing in the broth. He didn’t seem too concerned that some had gone in his mouth, but he was worried that the nasty gash on his knee he’d submerged in the stuff was going to get infected.
We suggested a trip to A+E might be warranted. After about a 4 hour wait he called to say there was no risk and they’d sent him home without even a precautionary AB shot. I feel we may not have heard the last of this saga.
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Post by scubar on Dec 14, 2023 10:02:50 GMT
A Christmas plague? Wonderful
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 14, 2023 10:31:16 GMT
Wordle 908 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 morning. PMs eldest dropped some presents round yesterday, said he wanted some advice. While at work he’d found a bucket of fetid rainwater, with a decomposed rat floating in it. In the spirit of tidying the place up he carried it outside, where due to his laces being undone, managed to go arse over tit, while flinging green rat soup over himself and then landing in the broth. He didn’t seem too concerned that some had gone in his mouth, but he was worried that the nasty gash on his knee he’d submerged in the stuff was going to get infected. We suggested a trip to A+E might be warranted. After about a 4 hour wait he called to say there was no risk and they’d sent him home without even a precautionary AB shot. I feel we may not have heard the last of this saga. Surely there's a risk of Weil's Disease? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 10:36:47 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 14, 2023 10:47:12 GMT
"A nice surprise from Birmingham tonight.
8away deeats in a row, terrible run uder Rooney and we had neber wom at the City of Carduff stadium."
Learn to spell?
<edit>or was alcohol involved?
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 10:50:38 GMT
"A nice surprise from Birmingham tonight. 8away deeats in a row, terrible run uder Rooney and we had neber wom at the City of Carduff stadium." Learn to spell? <edit>or was alcohol involved? Typing on a phone last at night. On here the typos are underlined. They aren't on the G on my phone. No booze. with the M5 shut twice I didn't get back until gone 1 a.m. Edit: I don't think they are highlighted on here on the phone. I'm just not a very good typist on a phone. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 10:53:41 GMT
It doesn't help that you can't edit comments on the G even for a few minutes for typos.
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Post by amipal on Dec 14, 2023 10:57:07 GMT
Is it at least productive? Satisfyingly productive? Eh? As in does the cough produce a nice lot of phlegm. A phlegmy cough is always better than a dry one. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 14, 2023 11:42:29 GMT
It doesn't help that you can't edit comments on the G even for a few minutes for typos. Where would we be if you could edit Guardian comments. Well, we’d be able to decipher Lone Wolfs comments |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 11:50:40 GMT
Decipher yes, understand no.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 14, 2023 12:06:14 GMT
I am in Kent. I have an appointment with a 6 foot hole in the ground.
Unfortunately for you cunts, the plan is that I'm only in the audience, not taking centre-stage.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 12:27:02 GMT
Shenguin would be the worst person to conduct a funeral service.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 14, 2023 12:28:43 GMT
Unfortunately for you cunts, the plan is that I'm only in the audience, not taking centre-stage. Fuck sake.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 14, 2023 12:31:29 GMT
Wordle 908 5/6
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2023 12:35:05 GMT
Maybe not the worst thinking about it. I don't think he would make the memorial service go on for 3 hours, which they did at one funeral.
Trick: Service before burial/cremation, not after. This puts a finish time on the service. If you allow some people an open ended service they will take advantage of it.
A Shengers led service would probably be quite amusing. Plenty of bad taste jokes and calling the mourners cunts. It would definitely be a BYOB* service as well.
* Bring your own bottle, not Bring your own body. I don't think he'd conduct wholesale off the cuff funerals.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 14, 2023 12:36:42 GMT
Wordle 908 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 morning. PMs eldest dropped some presents round yesterday, said he wanted some advice. While at work he’d found a bucket of fetid rainwater, with a decomposed rat floating in it. In the spirit of tidying the place up he carried it outside, where due to his laces being undone, managed to go arse over tit, while flinging green rat soup over himself and then landing in the broth. He didn’t seem too concerned that some had gone in his mouth, but he was worried that the nasty gash on his knee he’d submerged in the stuff was going to get infected. We suggested a trip to A+E might be warranted. After about a 4 hour wait he called to say there was no risk and they’d sent him home without even a precautionary AB shot. I feel we may not have heard the last of this saga. Maybe he'll develop Rat-like super ninja powers. Like Master Splinter. Or just grow two large front teeth and scurry around the bins of takeaways in a large city. |
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