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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2023 14:35:17 GMT
It makes me wonder why you are hanging out in the woods.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2023 14:48:47 GMT
Scubar is a notorious glue-sniffer.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 19, 2023 14:52:25 GMT
A glue-sniffing Wood Elf.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 19, 2023 14:59:51 GMT
I got my dad an Excalibur five tray dehydrator in the end. I just feel that making food incredibly dry is a process he hasn’t engaged with as yet.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2023 15:27:33 GMT
Mashed potato made without enough milk and butter.
Probably served with dry fish and limp veg.
No gravy.
My nan did not need a dehydrator to make dry food.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2023 15:28:39 GMT
She is dead now. I don't think it was to do with the cooking. You never know.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 19, 2023 15:30:32 GMT
I'm feeling the first ominous signs of the scratchy-throat-of-doom. Marvellous. At least i can cry-off a return to the office if i'm full of snot in a couple of days.
In the meantime, time for a hot lemon and honey drink, with a glug of Navy rum.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 19, 2023 15:32:09 GMT
Mrs T is laying a new carpet in the hallway, I've never heard so much swearing in my life. She's lucky that your there to offer advice if needed. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 19, 2023 15:34:17 GMT
Bly Manor? I thought it was rubbish. The one after - Midnight Mass - is much better I've not seen Midnight Mass. I have seen House of Usher and another one with a broken necked lady ghost. broken neck ghost lady was the best one by a mile. I thought Usher was pretty dull |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2023 15:48:58 GMT
Mrs T is laying a new carpet in the hallway, I've never heard so much swearing in my life. She's lucky that your there to offer advice if needed. I ripped the old carpet up, because, y'know... 💪💪💪 |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 19, 2023 16:57:08 GMT
She's lucky that your there to offer advice if needed. I ripped the old carpet up, because, y'know... 💪💪💪 So you ripped up the carpet and then said "Fill your boots"? How... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2023 17:14:37 GMT
Yeah, here we go then, everyone ready for the Babyfark joke?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2023 17:18:09 GMT
Now you're going to get your money's worth...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2023 17:19:23 GMT
A woman grants her mother's unusual dying wish.
She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.
A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's left foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Island to inform the facility of the mistake.
After a long, arduous search, she finds an unmarked building in the middle of a thick forest. She rings the doorbell and, after a moment, a pleasant-looking man answers.
"Hello. I'm sorry to bother you, but my recently-deceased mother donated--"
"AH! You're Mary's daughter?" the man says, blocking the door slightly. "Yes, yes, she was a magnificent woman!"
"Yeah, well, in her dying wishes, it was noted that you requested photos of her right foot," she says, pulling out a photo packet. "These are the correct pictures. We sent you reversed photos of her left."
"Oh, excellent!" the man says, carefully taking the pictures. "Thank you so, so much. She was a long-time dear friend of the academy, and we are so grateful to honor her memory--"
The woman puts her hand up. "What's that sound...?"
Before he can stop her, the woman pushes past him and rushes into an adjacent room. There, projected on the wall, is a reversed picture of her mother's left foot...and a room full of people masturbating.
Enraged, she storms back to find the man sitting in the living room, waiting for her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?!"
"Look," he says. "I think we got off on the wrong foot here."
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 19, 2023 17:26:20 GMT
I'm always amazed how many interesting people Baby knows and how cool their stories are.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2023 17:26:33 GMT
I ripped the old carpet up, because, y'know... 💪💪💪 So you ripped up the carpet and then said "Fill your boots"? How... ...masculine. I agree. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 19, 2023 17:30:40 GMT
I wish they didn't have the internet in Staines.
Or air.
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Post by scubar on Dec 19, 2023 17:39:04 GMT
I wish they didn't have the internet in Staines. Or air. Lots of seamen, there |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 19, 2023 17:52:50 GMT
Wtf is Netflix offering me GTA games? What's next, download a toaster from the Met Office? Get a sandwich out of a lamppost? Ffs, this country.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2023 18:32:01 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2023 19:00:54 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Dec 19, 2023 19:14:55 GMT
Wordle 913 2/6
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2023 19:39:52 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2023 20:53:28 GMT
Evening.
Last day in the office, followed by a visit to my pals. Now on the train to Glasgow where I've inhaled a salami pizza.
I seem quite wrecked.
Could do with some sugar before I get home. A mars bar would be spiffing. A trip to the corner shop then.
Loving Michelle Mone going for any Tory she can. The greedy fucker.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2023 21:27:06 GMT
Colin the Caterpillar you moreish little bastard.
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