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Post by Tuffers on Dec 22, 2023 13:09:46 GMT
Morning
Last day of work before Jesus Day. Out of office is on. Hurrah!
Might have an early drink...
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 22, 2023 13:10:21 GMT
Added a splash of tobasco to my tomato cup o soup, +300% tastiness.
With tortilla chips and mamiferes aubergine and feta dip, and a sandwich.
Is good eating
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 22, 2023 13:10:23 GMT
@workplace shenanigans. Exhibit A: Someone walked past the chair she was sitting on, she left it until they had passed her and the she threw herself dramatically on the floor claiming to have been knocked to the ground by said person. Penalty for Rangers. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 22, 2023 13:13:31 GMT
How does losing your passport stop you from doing an email or making a phonecall?
Does Mr Tiddles do volunteer work in a charity shop? Thats the only workplace I could see that scenario being real.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 22, 2023 13:36:18 GMT
Why am I waking up at 3am thinking about that? Because you touch yourself at night. Obvious really. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 22, 2023 13:41:28 GMT
I actually feel quite sympathetic about Lazy's trials. But find myself unable to express anything other than sarcastic sneers.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 22, 2023 13:45:30 GMT
Cyril sneers?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 22, 2023 14:03:14 GMT
lol, what? She took 9 weeks off instead of 1 week, didnt get in touch and just turned up and kept her job??? How is that possible?
Public sector? *legs it* That, and she was an incredibly aggressive individual. As it so happened, she had the super-hots for me so I was often asked to deal with her when she did minor cock-ups. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 22, 2023 14:06:28 GMT
How does losing your passport stop you from doing an email or making a phonecall? Does Mr Tiddles do volunteer work in a charity shop? Thats the only workplace I could see that scenario being real. It is absolutely real, although I was not privy to the details. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 22, 2023 14:23:43 GMT
Those wacky Dutch are supplying F-16 fighters to Ukraine. This should be interesting.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 22, 2023 14:46:21 GMT
A box of Thorntons chocolates have been opened.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 22, 2023 14:50:16 GMT
Those wacky Dutch are supplying F-16 fighters to Ukraine. This should be interesting. Jaaa! Heb het! (I’m currently listening to Dutch techno) |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 22, 2023 15:05:38 GMT
Sorry - that looked a bit warlike. A bit anti-Russian … It wasn’t supposed to be …
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 22, 2023 15:06:25 GMT
Heb hat groot.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 22, 2023 15:47:31 GMT
Jullie mensen, deze plek.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 22, 2023 15:54:35 GMT
Will they also provide the aircraft carrying barges needed to launch them?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 22, 2023 16:20:40 GMT
Jullie mensen, deze plek. Wazige rukker.
(actually, I typed in something else and the translator said, "Did you mean fuzzy wanker?"
#TrueFax
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 22, 2023 16:22:23 GMT
Tis the season of air fryers 🧐
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 22, 2023 16:43:26 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 22, 2023 17:35:39 GMT
Can you militarise a narrow boat? Asking for a friendly nation.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 22, 2023 18:12:27 GMT
Forwards and rear facing guns.
You aren't going to be firing any broadsides.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 22, 2023 18:48:03 GMT
The child went to a school chums after school. The PM and I shared a large chicken tikka kebab and a large chicken barbecue kebab for dinner. Separate salad & sauce. All the meat. Tons of it. Bootiful.
The Kebabish Kitchen lads knocking it out the park once again. Four stars.
Now contemplating a 1/2 pre-festive chew.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 22, 2023 19:02:28 GMT
Beer.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 22, 2023 19:27:52 GMT
Those half witted B'stards at the local council have decided that in order for me to have a merry Christmas they have removed my disability travel permit - at 6pm on a friday night just before the Christmas weekend.
Communication you ask, yes I received a letter to my address written/typed in standardised nonsense by one of their monkey's asking me to contact the DVLA for paperwork to do with my ongoing Schizophrenia and inability to drive, baring in mind I have never driven/held a license/owned a car!
I am aware it's a privilege (no it's not) not a right (yes it is) to have one as a British born British bred citizen but...
Anger isn't even close to what I'm feeling right now.
K.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 22, 2023 19:49:08 GMT
Fucks sake Kane.
That's terrible news at anytime never mind two days before Christmas.
Do you have a right to appeal? Not much help over the next fortnight I realise.
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