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Post by crankcaller on Mar 27, 2024 18:02:23 GMT
Workchat! sort of..... We were tasked a year-end challenge to each write a bit of code to automate a task of our choosing. Today I presented my effort, and having done so, got to see the other 'efforts'. Jeepers! Seems I may have misread the brief! Most folk seem to have gone for a speedy half dozen lines, to log on a box and check if a port is up or down..... not me sir. I created a 1750 line behemoth of a beast, which traces a service of the users choice across multiple devices, identifies all ipv4 aaaaand ipv6 BGP peerings, reports their status, and for good measure pings each peer and reports back latency and packet loss. I'm a little concerned that they'll now start wondering why I wasn't doing the job i'm paid for, while creating this monster. A friend of friend who was a CAD whiz got a new job and he was showing his new colleagues some stuff. The boss came in and asked the other guys why they couldn't do that. Awkward and made him popular on the first day. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 27, 2024 18:10:59 GMT
We have a powercut. Terrific.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 27, 2024 18:14:03 GMT
10 IDENTIFY IPV4 BGP PEERINGS 20 AAAAAAND IDENTIFY IPV6 BGP PEERINGS 30 PING PEER 40 GOTO 10
Piece of piss.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 27, 2024 18:24:29 GMT
You monster, you forgot the other 1746 REM lines
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 27, 2024 18:26:25 GMT
I'm in Nottingham for a couple of days. There's lots of barbed wire. HMP Nottingham? So the fraud squad finally got their man. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 27, 2024 18:27:20 GMT
We have a powercut. Terrific. Russian nukes incoming. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 27, 2024 18:31:22 GMT
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Post by Destry on Mar 27, 2024 18:59:35 GMT
We have a powercut. Terrific. Russian nukes incoming. Close. Fire near the local substation. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 27, 2024 19:21:51 GMT
Evening all!
Beetrootblog: I only like it with vinegar.
Amigablog: been playing around with Heretic II, one of the few Amiga PowerPC games. Looks and plays quite nicely, the is curiously faster in window mode than in fullscreen…
TVblog: MST3K - Time Chasers.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 27, 2024 19:22:48 GMT
You monster, you forgot the other 1746 REM lines That's Rolling in the corner That's Rolling in the spotlight. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 27, 2024 19:25:29 GMT
Hey kid rock 'n' Rolling Escargot
No one tells you where to go Babyfark.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 27, 2024 19:30:59 GMT
Down Down Sheeper and Down
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 27, 2024 19:33:03 GMT
Hangin' Tuffers
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Post by Destry on Mar 27, 2024 19:34:31 GMT
Electriciy still out. Typing by candlelight, listening to the radio.
So this is how the world ends....
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Post by Destry on Mar 27, 2024 20:02:10 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 27, 2024 20:14:39 GMT
The Gongcode Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online March 27th, 2024. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Gongnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 7pm. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The first strike took out Croydon. Three billion human lives ended on March 27th,2024..
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Post by whatalark on Mar 27, 2024 20:29:20 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 27, 2024 20:39:13 GMT
Evening all! Amigablog: been playing around with Heretic II, one of the few Amiga PowerPC games. Looks and plays quite nicely, the is curiously faster in window mode than in fullscreen… Hexen and Heretic? Jumpers for goalposts? Mmmnnnn... |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 27, 2024 21:13:33 GMT
Installed Warzone mobile on an iPad. Decent enough though a bit of popup when I went in a building. Won our first game.
Then two games in a row it crashed when we were the last three teams. Fucks sake.
It was still downloading stuff as I played so the popup might be fixed when it's all installed. First time I've ever. Won a game of Warzone. Uninstalled.
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Post by Destry on Mar 27, 2024 21:54:00 GMT
Major problems re power. Temporary generators required Estimted power back 01.00 to 02.00.
Off to bed in the dark.
Destry signing off.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 27, 2024 21:56:04 GMT
Bagsy Destry's PS2.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 27, 2024 21:57:51 GMT
Does anyone remember that weird old man who used to post occasionally?
I think he disappeared after forgetting to pay his electricity bill.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 27, 2024 22:27:47 GMT
Does anyone remember that weird old man who used to post occasionally? I think he disappeared after forgetting to pay his electricity bill. Get Over or something like that? He was nice. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 27, 2024 22:46:38 GMT
You monster, you forgot the other 1746 REM lines That's Rolling in the corner That's Rolling in the spotlight. ”What’s the frequency, Shenguin?” is your Benzedrine, uh-huh |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 27, 2024 23:57:10 GMT
NightShenguin deserves a quiet night..
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