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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 13, 2024 16:29:36 GMT
I'm in a Cosy Club in Derby. I'm already drunk.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 17:45:21 GMT
I did not win anything on the grand national. My horse fell at the first hurdle If it fell at a hurdle it would of been terrible in a steeplechase. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 17:47:01 GMT
Roasted cauliflower was a bust, Mr Kerridge's times were way off, the spicing was nice and I turned the leftovers into quite a nice soup. 4*
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 18:18:05 GMT
Would of, could of, should of....
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 13, 2024 18:25:36 GMT
The national was in 'spoons, upon the ending some fat, bald cockney jumped up and screamed "I fackin' won!".
I'm glad for him, from his appearance I don't think things were going well.
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 18:29:36 GMT
A fat, bald, cockney jockey?
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 18:54:21 GMT
Just booked a 10 day holiday in Ferragudo, Portugal in May.
My first flying somewhere since the Great Darkness.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 13, 2024 18:59:51 GMT
I did not win anything on the grand national. My horse fell at the first hurdle If it fell at a hurdle it would of been terrible in a steeplechase. Better in a ready meal |
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Post by lazybones on Apr 13, 2024 19:51:40 GMT
Roasted cauliflower was a bust, Mr Kerridge's times were way off, the spicing was nice and I turned the leftovers into quite a nice soup. 4* I once tried a Tom Kerridge roasted broccoli recipe. The man is clueless about brassicas. |
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 20:33:43 GMT
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 20:41:00 GMT
No fish though.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 13, 2024 20:45:29 GMT
Dark out, dark on fish doorbell. 951 others watching, it's no helitelly or city centre CCTV.
No one died, no one tasered, swings and round abouts.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 13, 2024 20:57:49 GMT
Meh. Waiting for my train home at Derby station. The first train was cancelled and the next "Delayed". Labour should immediately bring this bullshit into public ownership, ideally hanging to death the currently least productive on payroll*.
*Including everyone at Board level.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 13, 2024 21:04:17 GMT
If it fell at a hurdle it would of been terrible in a steeplechase. Better in a ready meal TBF his other recipes have worked out well. |
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 13, 2024 21:05:58 GMT
I think trains are if you splat two it's early retirement. Just a thought.
Also helimed cannot cancel until patient confirmed deceased, can't confirm if the train is still on top.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 13, 2024 21:07:20 GMT
Meh. Waiting for my train home at Derby station. The first train was cancelled and the next "Delayed". Labour should immediately bring this bullshit into public ownership, ideally hanging to death the currently least productive on payroll*. *Including everyone at Board level. Also anyone involved in strategic planning of the railways since privatisation should have their genitals removed by burning forceps and then flung into a deep, shitty pit. |
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Post by Destry on Apr 13, 2024 21:11:57 GMT
re: Fish Doorbell
The Utrecht lockkeeper looks to be in for a quiet night.
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Post by amipal on Apr 13, 2024 21:42:05 GMT
Nope, she's out shopping with her mummy atm. FTFY |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 13, 2024 21:43:16 GMT
Amipals alive!
*takes down balloons*
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 13, 2024 21:43:32 GMT
Expert level prep work there from BanyF.
"yeah, sorry love, after two cancellations, the last train has just broken down at the platform. Guess I have no option other than a Premier Inn in the town centre".
*heads to strip joint*
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 13, 2024 21:43:59 GMT
No fish for me so far.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 13, 2024 21:45:51 GMT
I'm not sleeping until I've seen one.
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Post by amipal on Apr 13, 2024 21:58:13 GMT
Hello!
I’ve been given the cold shoulder for much of the day due to me making a cheeky comment last night that has been taken incredibly badly.
[shrugs] never mind, still going through the Fallout series.
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Post by lazybones on Apr 13, 2024 22:15:45 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 13, 2024 22:20:07 GMT
Nope, she's out shopping with her mummy atm. FTFY I knew I'd get you on that one. I thought you'd capitalise the word 'Mummy' though. |
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