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Post by whatalark on Apr 14, 2024 12:55:34 GMT
Why can't the fish ring their own fucking doorbell? Because you touch them at night. Which has a tendency to kill fish. As I found out when I asked a client why she thought her gold fish kept dying. She said she got them out at night to give them a stroke and a cuddle in bed. Robot fish worked out much better. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 14, 2024 13:02:13 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 14, 2024 13:17:56 GMT
Fallout on the telly btw - 'top banana'.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 14, 2024 13:23:20 GMT
I now only have 4 (FOUR) packets of each Burton's Fish & Chips flavour.
Must. Resist.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 14, 2024 13:25:55 GMT
Fallout on the telly btw - 'top banana'. It is pretty good, you looking out for all the references? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 14, 2024 13:27:22 GMT
Yesterday's Lidl lasagne wasn't very good, two duff meals in a row, here's hoping the Meatloaf will save the weekend.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 14, 2024 13:31:43 GMT
BREAKING NEWS BabyfarkmcGeezak Senior Member 10,000 posts "And I'm finally home! Fuck you East Midlands Rail, bunch of arseholes." |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 14, 2024 17:05:34 GMT
Oof. Killed it dead
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Post by Faceless on Apr 14, 2024 17:27:58 GMT
This afternoon's football has been glorious
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Post by Faceless on Apr 14, 2024 18:19:55 GMT
Talking to myself
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Post by Faceless on Apr 14, 2024 18:20:06 GMT
Standard
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Post by Destry on Apr 14, 2024 18:35:42 GMT
Quiet, innit?
You're all watching out for the Utrecht fishes aren't you?
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Post by Destry on Apr 14, 2024 18:45:18 GMT
I don't reckon there are any fish.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 14, 2024 19:09:42 GMT
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money, it's still a wish
'Cause I don't like to dream about gettin' paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
So now's a test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, 'cause I'm paid in full.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 14, 2024 19:18:50 GMT
Is it still about 1000 on fish cam? I'd check but I'd have to look back through the chat.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 14, 2024 19:19:14 GMT
And a whole page of faceless hooting to himself.
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Post by Destry on Apr 14, 2024 19:36:06 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 14, 2024 19:39:53 GMT
Its 945 today from 951 last night.
Rivetting numbers and fish cam.
Any one for fish and chips?
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 14, 2024 21:09:39 GMT
Fish water is so murky it kinda looks like like the Blair Fish Project.
If one did suddenly come looming out of the glooming I’d probably shit myself.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 14, 2024 21:44:32 GMT
This afternoon's football has been glorious You were watching the Ross County game too? Extremely entertaining. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 14, 2024 23:14:11 GMT
amipalWhat's the point of having an evil twin if you can't claim it was actually them who uttered the offending bon mot? Ah, but the thing is, I’m the handsome one. So it would be very obvious if he had switched places with me. |
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